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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646697 times)

Duuvian

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1170 on: December 04, 2011, 02:27:32 am »

Go get his sock while it is still only 3/7 high.

WWUD if he fell in an eerie pit and came out of the bottom of your computer?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1171 on: December 04, 2011, 12:48:56 pm »

Go get his sock while it is still only 3/7 high.

WWUD if he fell in an eerie pit and came out of the bottom of your computer?

show the world you can divide by 0 and the go on to build a perpetual motion machine and solve the worlds energy problems before going berserk from lack of booze and destroying us all.


WWUD if he could play the sims
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1172 on: December 04, 2011, 08:28:29 pm »

Complain about the lack of magma.

WWUD if he lost his beard.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1173 on: December 04, 2011, 08:35:32 pm »

Open a can of EMERGENCY BEARD!

FAUWUFUWKAUWFKWKRAUUWRUWARUUUAUAUUAUAURURAUARUAUUURRRR

There are a billion colony of ants living in your magma. WWUD?

fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1174 on: December 04, 2011, 08:42:54 pm »

Watch the ants burn in the magma.

WWUD if elves had beards?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1175 on: December 04, 2011, 09:21:53 pm »

Shave them all with blunt, rusty axe heads.

WWUD if dwarves were as tall as men?

fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1176 on: December 04, 2011, 10:10:08 pm »

Cut of his legs at the knees.

WWUD if he could swim in magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1177 on: December 05, 2011, 10:27:18 am »

Live in it. Duh.

WWUD if he turned any booze he touched into water?
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Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1178 on: December 05, 2011, 03:53:26 pm »

He would discover a way of turning water into magma.

WWUD if he wasn't Urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1179 on: December 05, 2011, 04:15:22 pm »

Urist cancels think: paradox

WWUD if he was a were-elf
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fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1180 on: December 05, 2011, 04:16:14 pm »

Commit suicide for the good of the fortress.

WWUD if he was a were-dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1181 on: December 05, 2011, 04:20:26 pm »

He would kill a fortress for the good of the dragons.

WWUD if he wasn't of a fortress?
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1182 on: December 05, 2011, 05:04:34 pm »

He'd a fortress so he could be a part of one.

WWUD if he didn't have a pick to make a fortress with?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1183 on: December 05, 2011, 06:01:52 pm »

1:cut down all the trees and make walls from them.
2: kill the now pissed off elves
3:loot elves
4:sell elf crap to humans for a pick
5: build fort.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1184 on: December 05, 2011, 08:21:34 pm »

He'd a fortress so he could be a part of one.

WWUD if he didn't have a pick to make a fortress with?
1:cut down all the trees and make walls from them.
2: kill the now pissed off elves
3:loot elves
4:sell elf crap to humans for a pick
5: build fort.


WWUD if he was a philosopher that migrated to the fort?
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