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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646173 times)

adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1530 on: June 10, 2012, 09:52:48 pm »

use some of the particularly durable specimens to tunnel out.

WWUD if he found himself in a Discworld dwarven settlement?
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grimman007

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1531 on: June 12, 2012, 05:06:36 pm »

Join the deep dwarves, murder any trolls he came across for their diamond teeth, and flood Anhk-Morpork with delicious magma.

WWUD if he was given a quest to kill himself?
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stormtemplar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1532 on: June 12, 2012, 05:58:59 pm »

4 way death match against himself

WWUD if he was in boatmurdered
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1533 on: June 12, 2012, 07:23:45 pm »

PULL THE LEVER

WWUD if he was a robot? (using FiW robot rules)
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1534 on: June 12, 2012, 07:37:08 pm »

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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1535 on: June 12, 2012, 09:19:40 pm »

wonder what kind of dorfs his parents must be to give up valuable candy. then realize that he was raised by elves, and commit a triskacental murder/suicide.
WWUD if to save loveinterest!urist he had to destroy twelve idols by killing the colossi they represent?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1536 on: June 13, 2012, 03:33:03 pm »

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grimman007

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1537 on: June 13, 2012, 03:36:55 pm »

Meatshields. Lots and lots of meatshields.

WWUD if the overseer installed a rollercoaster in the fort?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1538 on: June 13, 2012, 05:07:24 pm »

Be on nearly permanent body hauling duty.

WWUD if his beard absorbs other beards to gain their power?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1539 on: June 13, 2012, 05:53:41 pm »

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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1540 on: June 13, 2012, 05:57:28 pm »

Die of fire, because "fired" literally means fired.


Wwud if he was Toady One?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1541 on: June 13, 2012, 10:20:40 pm »

what do you mean, IF? toady is just a dorf with a false chin, to hide his massive, glorious beard.

WWUD if he was the last boozebender?
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CyberUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1542 on: June 14, 2012, 08:21:59 am »

what do you mean, IF? toady is just a dorf with a false chin, to hide his massive, glorious beard.

WWUD if he was the last boozebender?

He would learn the other elements and save the world from the Fire Demons &.

WWUD if DF was on the Wii-U?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1543 on: June 14, 2012, 10:57:52 am »

Wonder what all those strange bulges in reality are, until one atom smashes him.

WWUD in he was channeling the spirit of MacGyver?

CyberUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1544 on: June 14, 2012, 12:00:31 pm »

Wonder what all those strange bulges in reality are, until one atom smashes him.

WWUD in he was channeling the spirit of MacGyver?

Magma cannons and kitten catapults.

WWUD if he had a dagger large enough to decapitate a bronze colossus?
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