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[TD1]

Have no sentient to kill, and therefore lead a meaningless life.

WWUD If gobs started pretending to be elves?

Nothing: the two have always been treated in much the same way; Magma, lots of it.

WWUD If the world was ending and only he had the key to its salvation?

[WoobMonkey]

Urist McSaviour cancels save world: busy napping.

WWUD if he were a rockstar?

[Sumyunguy]

WWUD if he were a rockstar?

Pick up an artifact coal trumpet, try to play, die of black lung.

WWUD if he had no proper workshop to create his artifact masterpiece?

[Nasikabatrachus]

Pick up an artifact coal trumpet, try to play, die of black lung.

WWUD if he had no proper workshop to create his artifact masterpiece?

Make an artifact charcoal trumpet, use it to draw pictures of a workshop, leave them in the wood burner, and go insane in exasperation at the fort's terrible mismanagement.

WWUD If the only competent managers were goblins?

[WoobMonkey]

Pull the lever for them, instead of waiting for them to do it on their own.

WWUD if drafted into the LCS?

[blazing glory]

Pull the lever for them, instead of waiting for them to do it on their own.

WWUD if drafted into the LCS?

         urist cancel flooding goblins with magma, fighting elves conservatives .        WWUD if he was an elf

[WoobMonkey]

Commit suicide, due to the mixture of refusing to make beds from wood, and negative thoughts from sleeping in the dirt.

WWUD if the Magma Sea were made of peanut butter?

[viewtifulrexx]

Cause a cave-in to get to the grape jelly HFS underneath.

WWUD if he had only one adamantine wafer?

[Baffler]

Use it, and some of the HFS jelly to create the most expensive prepared meal in history.

WWUD if his adamantine toast with HFS jelly was stolen from the stockpile and eaten by a gnome?

[WoobMonkey]

Catch the gnome, and make Gnome Tallow Biscuits.

WWUD if 'Longland Grass' really meant, y'know, grass?  (i.e. cannabis)

[Olith McHuman]

Urist is so unproductive that walls spontaneously deconstruct as he walks by and passageways fill back in.

What would Urist McUnproductive do if he walked by planepacked?

[Lagslayer]

Die in the resulting planepackedsplosion, which leaves an crater sized 18 embark tiles in diameter.

WWUD if he was confronted by the Spirit of Sloth?

[Jacos]

Engrave a slab to appease it.

What would Urist do if someone bought him a book about vegetarianism for Christmas?

[WoobMonkey]

Urist McBrewer cancels brew drink: No available plants.

Urist McEveryone cancels Drink: No available booze.

Urist McBerserk has been struck down (x37)

Your settlement has crumbled to its end...

WWUD if thralls were trainable?

[IronTomato]

Ride piggyback on a zombie dwarf.

WWUD If the envelope was invented?