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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646709 times)

gtaguy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5370 on: December 21, 2013, 04:52:14 pm »

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Replace his buddy's iron shield with a bigger one so he could come

WWUD if his buddy wouldn't let him come?
Make glass blocks on repeat until the increased gravity of the planet brings the moon to him.

WWUD if he was mining the moon for it's precious resources, and discovered the HFS (hidden fun socks)?

Die of !fun! happiness!

WWUD if a necromancer ripped his beard off and revived it?
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I don't understand why you need magma.
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Well done OP, you've inadvertently weaponized ghosts.

blazing glory

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5371 on: December 21, 2013, 05:55:35 pm »

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Replace his buddy's iron shield with a bigger one so he could come

WWUD if his buddy wouldn't let him come?
Make glass blocks on repeat until the increased gravity of the planet brings the moon to him.

WWUD if he was mining the moon for it's precious resources, and discovered the HFS (hidden fun socks)?

Die of !fun! happiness!

WWUD if a necromancer ripped his beard off and revived it?

necromancer cancels revive beard:beard still living,Urist cancels kill necromancer:no control unit.

WWUD if he saw http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63417.msg1467531#msg1467531 all these notes to urist?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5372 on: December 21, 2013, 06:11:20 pm »

Enter a martial trance.

WWUD If he saw my notes in particular?
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blazing glory

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5373 on: December 21, 2013, 06:29:13 pm »

Enter a martial trance.

WWUD If he saw my notes in particular?

To quote your sig Urist mcfarmer cancels look at your notes:doesn't care about your bullshit

sorry I had to  :D
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gtaguy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5374 on: December 21, 2013, 07:05:37 pm »

Urist McGtaguy cancels post: Job question lost or destroyed.

WWUD if he discovered how to create hot air balloons?
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I don't understand why you need magma.
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Well done OP, you've inadvertently weaponized ghosts.

blazing glory

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5375 on: December 21, 2013, 07:40:08 pm »

Urist McGtaguy cancels post: Job question lost or destroyed.

WWUD if he discovered how to create hot air balloons?

Magma from above!!!

WWUD if he couldn't load magma on a hot air balloon
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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5376 on: December 21, 2013, 07:48:30 pm »

build a zeppelin instead.

WWUD if he discovered some elves got a hair cut, changed their name to vulcans and fly in spaceships?

gtaguy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5377 on: December 21, 2013, 07:56:32 pm »

build a zeppelin instead.

WWUD if he discovered some elves got a hair cut, changed their name to vulcans and fly in spaceships?

Throw a hive of bees at the spaceship, laugh as it dies of FPS death.

WWUD if we could coat bees in poisonous dust and weaponize them?
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I don't understand why you need magma.
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Well done OP, you've inadvertently weaponized ghosts.

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5378 on: December 21, 2013, 08:11:54 pm »

Doom the fortress and possible the entire world, depending on how many bees they breed before a tantruming dwarf smashes all the hives.

WWUD if his friend Fikod invented bee bearding?

IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5379 on: December 21, 2013, 08:44:36 pm »

Get his face stung, because you aren't supposed to have a beard made of bees.

WWUD If he played Dead Island?
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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5380 on: December 21, 2013, 10:25:49 pm »

Throw a tantrum because he was attacked by the undead.

WWUD if he really disliked worms and some douchebag installed a statue of him surrounded by worms in his room? (i did this in my fort)

blazing glory

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5381 on: December 21, 2013, 11:19:29 pm »

Throw a tantrum because he was attacked by the undead.

WWUD if he really disliked worms and some douchebag installed a statue of him surrounded by worms in his room? (i did this in my fort)

Urist throttles klefenz because he let something like this happen

WWUD if he had to wait for a very long download to finish and was constantly checking the bay12forums out of bordom?
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gtaguy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5382 on: December 21, 2013, 11:32:29 pm »

Get run over the minecart he was pushing because he stopped pushing it to get a drink.

WWUD if we could attach wings to minecarts and use them as bomber aircraft?
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I don't understand why you need magma.
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Well done OP, you've inadvertently weaponized ghosts.

Evilsx

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5383 on: December 22, 2013, 07:18:10 am »

Urist Mcbomber cancel flying: Obstructed by Mountain

WWUD if he/she was an forum member
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SOLDIER First

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5384 on: December 22, 2013, 11:17:51 am »

WHy WOnt AnYInE GIT ma SUmmIR BIIr.

WWUD if he/she lost a pinkie toe?
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Black lives matter.
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