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kibaseviltwin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5790 on: April 11, 2014, 11:25:46 pm »
WWUD if a Half-giant with a beard larger and more glorious than his, busted down the door to his room and told him he was a Wizard
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5791 on: April 11, 2014, 11:55:14 pm »
Quote from: kibaseviltwin on April 11, 2014, 11:25:46 pm
WWUD if a Half-giant with a beard larger and more glorious than his, busted down the door to his room and told him he was a Wizard

Urist would promptly stab the half-giant in the gut,as he is a necromancer and would bring meat products back to life.

WWUD if he had to go on a unexpected journey?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5792 on: April 13, 2014, 01:31:33 am »
He'd jump down the slope few squares away from the fortress breaking his legs and ending his journey.

WWUD if he saw !!Cotton Candy Longsword!!
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Quote from: Grombardrim on February 03, 2014, 08:37:41 am
"Ha-ha-halt in the name of the Obeisant Vegetation!  Okay, Princess, you can speak to the Necromancer now."
"A-anou, Necromancer-san, could...  C-Could I have your autograph?"
If you imagine an 8-bit Hinata with elf ears, it gets even more ridiculous ^_^

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5793 on: April 13, 2014, 11:45:24 pm »
Grab it and burn his hand.

WWUD if his hand was burned?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5794 on: April 14, 2014, 04:06:01 pm »
Urist would not care.

SEVEN SEASONS LATER

Urist is a mighty military dorf. Suddenly, his father removes his unburned hand.

Urist McSkywalker has become an Elite Wrestler.
The Goblin Swordsman slashes Urist McSkywalker in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Urist McSkywalker has been struck down.

WWUD if he discovered Dungeons and Dragons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5795 on: April 14, 2014, 09:55:40 pm »
He'd get lost in Dungeons and get all of his toes bitten off by Dragons.

WWUD if he saw an hammer made of new metal that is 10x heavier than Platinum?
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Quote from: Grombardrim on February 03, 2014, 08:37:41 am
"Ha-ha-halt in the name of the Obeisant Vegetation!  Okay, Princess, you can speak to the Necromancer now."
"A-anou, Necromancer-san, could...  C-Could I have your autograph?"
If you imagine an 8-bit Hinata with elf ears, it gets even more ridiculous ^_^

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5796 on: April 14, 2014, 10:20:37 pm »
Quote from: KiBoy on April 14, 2014, 09:55:40 pm
He'd get lost in Dungeons and get all of his toes bitten off by Dragons.

WWUD if he saw an hammer made of new metal that is 10x heavier than Platinum?
Get killed by Jotunn from the Norse fortress mod because his speed has been reduced to 1 for grabbing a hammer of their size.

WWUD if a giant wolf swallowed the sun and that wolf's kin swallowed the moon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5797 on: April 14, 2014, 11:11:07 pm »
Quote from: highmax28 on April 14, 2014, 10:20:37 pm
WWUD if a giant wolf swallowed the sun and that wolf's kin swallowed the moon?

He would not notice for he lives beneath the Mountain

Who Would Urist Choose if the God of Magma faced Armok in Mortal Combat
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5798 on: April 15, 2014, 10:09:01 am »
Urist McTraitor has selected the Magma God!

The Blood God smites the Urist McTraitor directly in the brain, tearing the brain!

Urist McTraitor has been struck down.

WWUD if he became a gnome?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5799 on: April 15, 2014, 10:43:40 am »
Drink copious amounts of Gnomeblight

WWUD if he was rich, intelligent and had an Oxford Degree in Magma Studies.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5800 on: April 15, 2014, 12:46:32 pm »
Become overseer and design a great megastructure.

WWUD if he had a wool hammer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5801 on: April 15, 2014, 01:25:06 pm »
Trade it for a cork mace.

WWUD If wool was heavier than slade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5802 on: April 15, 2014, 02:11:27 pm »
Nothing. His socks are made of wool.

WWUD if everyone in the fort was stuck in place?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5803 on: April 15, 2014, 08:36:32 pm »
Urist McReference cancels get water: stuck.

WWUD if he had a pen that clearly had ink in it but would not write? Please assume that Urist uses this pen daily and it is his only pen.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5804 on: April 15, 2014, 09:33:37 pm »
(Reference?)

Urist, in a fit of rage, snaps the pen in half, spilling ink all over the paper. He would write by scraping the dried ink off with the tip of the pen.

WWUD if the stockpile records were all covered in ink?
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.
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