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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
No!
I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1171870 times)

Kadian

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4350 on: March 14, 2016, 11:26:41 am »

Nah, the Dwarves in Drunken Fortress just decided to drown all that pain and anger in Booze - they learned THAT trick from their overseers ;D That's why the booze stockpile is never as full as it should be, but you're all too drunk to realize this little fact. Your Dwarves are learning...
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Bogwedgle

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4351 on: March 14, 2016, 11:30:04 am »

Especially when it's your turn, If I recall correctly, right, Taupe? I vividly remember several succession forts with dwarf-genocide in your turns :P And there were always only a few survivors, so the carnage can go on...so much !!FUN!!
Lies.

Doomforests had like three survivors if we include babies and people in a coma. That's more than the acting number of presidents in most countries. Whisperwhip never dropped below ten dwarves at any point. Clobbermoutain died on the second of granite. I handed over the save on the first. Immortalitytowers had no non-blind withnesses to pin the blame on me, and my project to unleash FB on the surface totally worked.

Im a great overseer.
Basically all of the bards survived when the goblins came to get their pole dancer back last fort. And no-one actually Died during my last turn, only one minor cavern collapse.
Great overseers club?
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Bogwedgle

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4352 on: March 14, 2016, 11:33:18 am »


Basically all of the bards survived when the goblins came to get their pole dancer back last fort.
Kind of like the Trojan war but, you know, with goblins.
Helen of Gobbo.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4353 on: March 14, 2016, 11:37:45 am »

But of course, any dwarf can appreciate the beauty of goblinass. o3o
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Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4354 on: March 14, 2016, 02:13:49 pm »


Basically all of the bards survived when the goblins came to get their pole dancer back last fort.
Kind of like the Trojan war but, you know, with goblins.
Helen of Gobbo.
Goblen of Troy

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4355 on: March 14, 2016, 03:19:53 pm »

Urist and Gobbos at Drunkfortress. Armok, when the dorfs fell.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4356 on: March 14, 2016, 03:23:02 pm »

Urist and Gobbos at Drunkfortress. Armok, when the dorfs fell.

Madness, that fort clearly needed some moar kobold too.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4357 on: March 15, 2016, 05:53:17 pm »

Urist and Gobbos at Drunkfortress. Armok, when the dorfs fell.

Madness, that fort clearly needed some moar kobold too.
Kobbo, their picks uncovered
Urist, when the walls fell

« Last Edit: March 15, 2016, 06:08:23 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4358 on: March 15, 2016, 07:13:53 pm »

Past two turns have been great, good job guys! Keep it up!
Hopefully I'll be able to join in sometime in April. We'll see.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4359 on: March 20, 2016, 12:28:57 am »

I find our lack of booze disturbing.
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Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4360 on: March 20, 2016, 11:15:37 am »

I have booze, what I lack is non-school, non-homework days.
I'm willing to trade...
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4361 on: March 20, 2016, 12:18:40 pm »

Has anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONS
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4362 on: March 20, 2016, 12:20:57 pm »

Has anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONS
At heart, aren't we All shoruke?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4363 on: March 20, 2016, 12:22:17 pm »

Has anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONS
At heart, aren't we All shoruke?
I HAVE NO IDEA
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4364 on: March 20, 2016, 12:23:32 pm »

Has anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONS
At heart, aren't we All shoruke?
I HAVE NO IDEA
Look within your heart, there you shall find the answers which you seek.
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This is a resin mug. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of Regret. This object menaces with spikes of alcohol poisoning. On the item is an image of a skeletal dragon in resin.  The artwork relates to the birth of bogwedgle in the early spring of 2016.
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