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Author Topic: RAW travesties and AI: "Auto Revenging Ass"  (Read 351976 times)

Sean Mirrsen

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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #405 on: February 05, 2011, 10:25:21 am »
Since the previous one was such a wild success, here's the next round of TVTropes Travesties! This time, it's the Main, CMoA, Nightmare Fuel, Troper Tales, WMG, and Community pages for DF all squeezed together into one massive block of text. In quote sections this time.

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See the community, it's quite notable for single golden boot (Which was deleted became a references to how the dwarves have a say in the culturally, the physics' is very fortress was a warhorse out from the patient again, let alone release of this.
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To quote the game that's not doing ass without brain!!
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Dwarves who are just downright creepy, made edible flesh.
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           o It seems to be that after it's limbs snapped by Rule Of Fun and bleeding and boiling fat is quantity (liquid levels), she was also said that will keep going in the game, keep that is nigh-impossible and raise them.
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    * Procedurally swam raised -or lowered, since it does not recognized to destroys him.
         o It took place is because your fortress become the official Stupid.
         o Or in simpler term for DF kobolds in the fortress, he will last forever.
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          o Battlefailed was an Escher-like nightmare Fuel warning.
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Some of the parents to each type of rocks can be built a Turing computer. They'll all know.
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    * Screw you. Dwarves will begin discreetly marching in organs are randomly generated carvings of people laying a giant axe.
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    * Bare Fisted Monk: The Wrestling skill. And you wind up with magma hot enough time vomiting as a skinless create mist. Dwarven science has a perfect simulator, simulations as of yet.
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    * God Save Us From The Queen: Players love having babies out of ice will melt from fifty other animals - even scratch.
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According towards the Omen: a male dorfs. The blood splattered on a singlehandedly ensuring the spawn-point of your dwarf in the area of impact, turning your axe from both ways. It's possible and Superdwarven kinds of it (by digging. Can you imagine.
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The Players love having a baby while running around the area. One possible, though.

Quote Of The Day: There's really no beating this definition.
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    * Omnicidal Overconfidence: The game.
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #406 on: February 05, 2011, 02:00:18 pm »
Now that is the perfect tag line for DF.
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Quote from: fivex on March 07, 2011, 02:37:19 am
I am trying to make chickens lay bees as eggs. So far it only produces a single "Tame Small Creature" when a hen lays bees.
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 22, 2012, 03:32:08 pm
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.

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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #407 on: February 06, 2011, 05:49:08 am »
[PERMITTED_JOB:TREE_CAPTAIN:3] elves. in my travesties? NO!!!!

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[ETHIC:OATH_BREAST_HUNTER] Oh. My. God. Somebody should draw this one. Even only the part in bold

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[OUTDOOR_FUN:UNCOMMON] true: all true fun happens underground.

[PERMITTED_JOB:FURNACE_WITH_WILDLIFE] who wants to mod it?

[TOLERATES_SOCKS:2] i think 0 = hates socks, 1 = likes socks, 2 = dwarves.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2011, 07:47:16 am by Iados »
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #408 on: February 06, 2011, 07:42:41 am »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen
* Omnicidal Overconfidence: The game.
This is my new sig.  :D
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 17, 2013, 03:18:53 am
I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears that your Dwarves are all in fact elephants.

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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #409 on: February 06, 2011, 08:12:35 am »
[CASTE:FOOD]  ???

[CAN_LEAF]  :o
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #410 on: February 06, 2011, 08:22:12 am »
Quote from: Iados on February 06, 2011, 08:12:35 am
[CAN_LEAF]  :o
Make like a tree of course.
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #411 on: February 06, 2011, 02:02:29 pm »
Quote from: Iados on February 06, 2011, 08:12:35 am
[CASTE:FOOD]
Want the happy meals on legs wandering around your fort to do things before you slaughter them for their delicious organs and sweet meat? DF's got you covered!
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Quote from: fivex on March 07, 2011, 02:37:19 am
I am trying to make chickens lay bees as eggs. So far it only produces a single "Tame Small Creature" when a hen lays bees.
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 22, 2012, 03:32:08 pm
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.

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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #412 on: February 06, 2011, 11:26:20 pm »
Quote from: Sutremaine on February 06, 2011, 02:02:29 pm
Quote from: Iados on February 06, 2011, 08:12:35 am
[CASTE:FOOD]
Want the happy meals on legs wandering around your fort to do things before you slaughter them for their delicious organs and sweet meat? DF's got you covered!

Its also the plot of a TV show on AdultSwim
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #413 on: February 07, 2011, 10:40:05 am »
another round of travesties!

[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE] goblins have this
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKE_WAR] so... we can use a reaction to make WAR against BRONZE?
[ETHIC:COMMON] dwarves don't have this
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_SERIOUS] make potash SERIOUSLY!
[SHORT:COMMON] dwarves have this
[ETHIC:EAT_BIOME:ANY_WEAPON:PEWTER] your ethic tells you can eat biomes if you use a weapon made of pewter. WTF.
[ARMOR_BRIDGE:3] well, actually bridges protect a lot against sieges.
[PERMITTED_JOB:BRAINING] obviously dwarves misses that


and now... the best token ever:

[CURRENCY:CATS] "I offer 5 cats for that bronze breastplate, you accept?"
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #414 on: February 07, 2011, 11:46:44 am »
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[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKE_WAR] so... we can use a reaction to make WAR against BRONZE?

No, BRONZE is the reagent and WAR is the product.

I wonder if the reagent is conserved.

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[PERMITTED_JOB:BRAINING] obviously dwarves misses that

Braining means hitting things on the head, right? Disable this job to make dwarves unable to break through skulls and tear brains with their fists.
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Quote from: Splint on January 25, 2012, 05:22:22 pm
Giant badgers are cruel saddistic balls of fur and hate. Did anyone know they could paint a wall with a single dwarven baby?.... You know what, I made the Giant badgers sound like sane DF players.
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #415 on: February 07, 2011, 09:00:02 pm »
posting to follow
thought i did this before.....
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« Reply #416 on: February 08, 2011, 08:18:09 am »
More power goal travesties!

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PowerGoal117, ROW TO FREEDOM!, (Future): You make a cabin in the werewolf, and you suspiciously respond and push the gods.

Okay then... Yay for hallucinations!


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PowerGoal161, BUT WHY WAS THE LEGEND OF THE GNOMES, (Future): The ruler convenes a council of the wound fest

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PowerGoal148, THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN, (Future): A kobold that night. The elf says that your uncooked meal and depart.

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PowerGoal133, PERSONALIZED ACCESORIES, (Future): Fleeing from the ground. You struggle to speak with the werewolf, and your knee where it had sprung forth the baron's orchard for twenty years, after which a
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« Reply #417 on: February 08, 2011, 11:16:25 am »
Quote from: Iados on February 06, 2011, 05:49:08 am
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[PERMITTED_JOB:FURNACE_WITH_WILDLIFE]
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serously, nobody noticed this? come on!!
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Sean Mirrsen

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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #418 on: February 14, 2011, 01:53:33 pm »
This thread keeps falling off the first page! I won't let this stand!
(some init files, entities, reactions, and part of a creature file)

[INDOOR_WOOD_BURN:1:BAR:NAIL:FRONT]

[DEMON_DOMESTIC_PRETENSION:ELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLE:SMALLER ISLAND:15]

[SKULKING:PUNISH_CAPITAL]
      [NUMBER:40] - Kobolds are just punished, and 40 at a time!

[BODY_DETAIL_PLANT:ACCEPTABLE]

[COMBAT_JUMP_DODGE_PRODUCT_DIMENSION:150] - What?

[COMBAT_CHARGE_TANGLE_TOGETHER:UNTHINKABLE] - That's some fairly strict morals there.

[ATTACK:KICK:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYELASH_TEMPLATE]

[COMBAT_CHARGE_DENSITY_MAX:2750] - Eeeeeelves!

[PEAK_NUMBER:AS_NEEDED] - I'd love to actually see that implemented.

[GETS_INFECTION:MAKE_SOAP]

[DEMON_NUMBER:1:CHOCOLATE]

[DO_MEGABEAST_CASTE:FEMALE]

[GETS_INFORCEMENT_IMAGE_POSITION:BOOKKEEPER]

[TITAN_ANIMAL_CHIN_WHISKERS]

And finally, something every dwarf hopes to see:
[ELEVATION:UNTHINKABLE]
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Re: RAW travesties: [IGNITE_POPULATION]
« Reply #419 on: February 14, 2011, 01:59:44 pm »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on February 14, 2011, 01:53:33 pm
[DEMON_NUMBER:1:CHOCOLATE]

I actually just saw a chocolate demon in legends. It was devoured by a dragon.
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Quote from: veok on October 30, 2010, 06:45:18 pm
Yes, mother ****ing walruses stormed in through my well room, fatally gored my expedition leader, and danced off into the frosty tundra to sing happy walrus songs about oysters.
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