HUG ENEMY BURN
(1) HUG SELF BURN.
"NOBODY NEEDS ME"
"AFTER ALL I DO FOR THEM AM JUST REPLACED WITH ARCHANGEL DUDE"
"OH AND BREAK MY LEGS. DICK MOVE"
STEAL HOSPITAL MORPHINE SUPPLY
WALLOW IN SELF-PITY WHILST ALSO WALLOWING IN DOPED STUPOR
(6) YOU STEAL THE MORPHINE SUPPLY AND ACCIDENTALLY GIVE IT TO HOMELESS MEN. (5) YOU START CRYING AND LOOK PITIFUL. A SUPERMODEL FINDS YOUR PITIFULNESS ATTRACTIVE.
THE SWORDTECH HAS BEEN MASTERED
THE DUCKS HAVE BEEN CONSUMED
THE BEES HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
TIME IS RIPE TO
BRING OUT THE MECHALIZARD
(4) BEHOLD, THE MECHALIZARD!
Transform lich into Captain Picard, then summon Q to annoy him out of existence. Also summon the almighty Clippy the paperclip to annoy the minions to nonexistence.
(6) THE LICH IS NOW PICARD! HIS PREVIOUS BRUTE FORCE COMBINES WITH HIS NEWFOUND WISDOM! OH GOD! (3) LETTERS AIN'T ANNOYING, BRO. (5) OH LAWD, CLIPPY HAS APPEARED. THE TRUE FINAL BOSS.
using this temple, create the holy order of the fap.
try to take over other temples with my fapulous monks.
I am disgusted, shocked, and appalled.
well, that's what y'all get for giving me my avatar! and taking fun of me!
EDIT: attempt to bring warriors of the holy order of the fap into the realm with the boss, and tell them to fight it and kill it using any means necessary!
(3) THEY COME INTO THE REALM, THEN START FAPPING. (3) THEY START FAPPING NEAR THE BOSS.
"LET'S SEE IF THE LICH CAN TAKE MY MUSIC?
(1) YOU ROCK. NOT. WELCOME TO COUNTRY MUSIC HELL.
Curb-stop random hero
(6) YOU CURB STOMP ONE OF THE HEROES FROM HEAVEN. HERACLES HAS FALLEN. EVERYONE ELSE IS FITTINGLY PISSED.
"NOBODY NEEDS ME"
"AFTER ALL I DO FOR THEM AM JUST REPLACED WITH ARCHANGEL DUDE"
"OH AND BREAK MY LEGS. DICK MOVE"
STEAL HOSPITAL MORPHINE SUPPLY
WALLOW IN SELF-PITY WHILST ALSO WALLOWING IN DOPED STUPOR
ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE YOINK TO JOIN USSSS!
ALSO, CREATE COOKIES!
YOU TRY, BUT IT'S DIFFICULT TO CONVINCE PCS. (4) COOKIES CREATED. EVERONE LOVES GRANNY TIRUIN.
Cast as spell on the infant me, to help it grow, and reach it's full potential! Then, commence with the hero smack-down.
(6) IT HAS BECOME A GIANT. IT IS MUCH TALLER THAN YOU NOW. IT'S LIKE YOU, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY MUSCULAR AND ATTRACTIVE. (6) THE OTHER YOU STEPS ON YOU, THEN THE ARCHANGEL. SQUISH, FOR BOTH OF YOU.
GIVE MASTER REPORT ON RECENT EVENTS
HE'S BUSY RESISTING PICARDISM.
BOSS TURN
"No! I cannot become Picard!"
(5) He resists Picardism.
BOSS STATUS
ECTOPLASM REBIRTH
DEATH INCARNATE
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
ARENA STATUS
VAGUELY GREY PLANE OF EXISTANCE
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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