Interrupt non-interactive cutscene by poking the boss.
"Hey, bro. I'd not like to interrupt and all, but how d'you feel about them pesky heroes and their determination to smash us into oblivion...because we exist, y'know?
"Oh, and do you have a health bar?"
(2) HE IGNORES YOU.
RUN OVER GREENSTAR'S WIFE AGAIN ON THE WAY TO MCDONALDS. EAT HAPPY MEAL TO REGAIN FULL HEALTH WHILE WATCHING CUT SCENE
(1) GREENSTARS WIFE IS THROUGH WITH YOUR BULLSHIT. SHE GRABS YOUR CAR, AND HURLS YOU INTO MCDONALDS, SCREAMING LIKE A MADWOMAN. SHE THEN GRABS GREENSTARS, TELLING HIM THAT IF HE CHEATS ON HER, IT WILL LOOK LIKE THAT, BUT WORSE.(5) HAPPY MEAL OBTAINED! HEALTH RESTORED!
SLITHER TO THE HEROES' AID AND BE USEFUL FOR ONCE, DISTRIBUTING BAGS OF POPCORN FURTHERING ENJOYMENT OF CUTSCENE
HURL GIANT CHUNK OF FLESH/CRUSHED ARMOR PIECE AT DIRG TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY
HOBNOB WITH THE GRIM REAPER HIMSELF IN ORDER TO OBTAIN (UN)RIGHTEOUS NEW FORM OF MY VERY OWN
(1,1,1) YOU SUFFER CRITICAL EXISTANCE FAILURE, AND THE GM SMITES YOU OUT OF THE GAME.
BE REBORN AS META-PHOENIX. EMPOWER HEROIC ALLIES WITH FLAME ENCHANTMENTS AND RESISTANCE DURING CUTSCENE.
(5) YOU HURTLE FROM THE SKY, A GREAT EAGLE FORMED OF FLAME. YOU LAND NEXT TO YOUR COMPANIONS, AND EMBUE THEM WITH YOUR POWER. (5) A FLAMING WALL FORMS AROUND THEM, BEFORE CONDENSING INTO A SMALL RUNE UPON THEIR FOREHEAD.
Love of God...perfect! Get married to Christian God using undeniable charm as a hybrid Terry Crews/Teddy Roosevelt abomination with his head blown apart, then divorce God, getting all His powers in exchange for letting Him keep the kids (don't ask).
Use god powers to annihilate everything except me, while fixing my handsome cranium.
(6)
GOD DOMESTICALLY ABUSES YOU. WHAT WITH IT BEING GOD AND ALL, YOU'RE VAPORIZED DAMN NEAR INSTANTLY. KIND OF A DOUCHEBAG FOR BEING A GOD.
BOSS TURN
By now, the energy is taking on a more corporeal form. Gaining mass from the air and earth around it, its texture shifts into that of granite. The reassembled orb hurtles up the beam of energy, and behind it, the energy expands. It forms a massive tower, stretching from hell to the heavens. Upon it, hieroglyphs and symbols of all sorts are carved. Massive curving stairs rise from the earth, fitted to the tower. The symbols begin glowing a soft purple light.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Heroes, are you prepared? HeHeHeHeHa!"
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