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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1007245 times)

miauw62

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3255 on: December 15, 2012, 09:42:48 am »
So technically, fucking animals is completely okay by the bible?
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« Reply #3256 on: December 15, 2012, 09:45:39 am »
Eeeeeh... no. I'm pretty sure a brutal execution is non-optional in those cases.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3257 on: December 15, 2012, 09:46:06 am »
Nah, I think bestiality is forbidden in the same passage that wearing mixed fibres and eating shellfish is.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3258 on: December 15, 2012, 09:53:35 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on December 15, 2012, 06:59:13 am
The Stupid Thread 2: Return of Hitler-Stabbing
It's the other way around this time, though. Instead of Hitler everyone else in the face, everyone else is stabbing Hitler in the face. We're giving Hitler a facial with pointy bits of steel. Or would we be using knives of silver and cold iron?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3259 on: December 15, 2012, 10:03:58 am »
Well, at least we know that guns wont work.
But, i think we can only use knives that got in hell. Wich knives/swords would that be?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3260 on: December 15, 2012, 11:04:37 am »
Obviously katanas for their sharpness, duh.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3261 on: December 15, 2012, 11:06:55 am »
I agree that katanas would go to hell, but for entirely different reasons
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3262 on: December 15, 2012, 11:35:16 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on December 15, 2012, 10:03:58 am
But, i think we can only use knives that got in hell. Wich knives/swords would that be?

The knives Hitler used to stab people in the face with. Duh.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3263 on: December 15, 2012, 11:37:04 am »
Delicious, delicious karma.

"Ach nein, vhy did I stab all zese people ins Gesicht!?"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3264 on: December 15, 2012, 11:31:37 pm »
"Hast du zeit fur eine stabbin?"

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3265 on: December 15, 2012, 11:37:05 pm »
Ja vol, Hitler bin schule bus.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3266 on: December 15, 2012, 11:54:00 pm »
Schule Bus? Nein, er ist eine Essiggurke. Wir essen es jetzt!
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Every dwarf, every dwarven man, women, and child, that comes to our forts will die there; it's truly sad when you think about it. And we ask our selves, why? Why do we push forward, knowing this fate, that we are destined for failure? Because, this game grasps the concept of mortality. Some games you can never lose, but we all stop eventually, causing a 'death' to those game's 'worlds'. Dwarf Fortress gives us a definite end, knowing that we will leave that world eventually, and move on to more.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3267 on: December 15, 2012, 11:54:47 pm »
Hitler ist mein elephanten.
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« Reply #3268 on: December 15, 2012, 11:57:21 pm »
Nein, er ist meine elephanten.
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Every dwarf, every dwarven man, women, and child, that comes to our forts will die there; it's truly sad when you think about it. And we ask our selves, why? Why do we push forward, knowing this fate, that we are destined for failure? Because, this game grasps the concept of mortality. Some games you can never lose, but we all stop eventually, causing a 'death' to those game's 'worlds'. Dwarf Fortress gives us a definite end, knowing that we will leave that world eventually, and move on to more.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3269 on: December 16, 2012, 02:15:53 am »
I came here looking for laughs.

I'm sad now :(
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