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[Criptfeind]

I believe in telepathy. It's the only way the cavemen could have communicated!

Clearly they could have just used telephones.

[MaximumZero]

I believe in telepathy. It's the only way the cavemen could have communicated!

Clearly they could have just used telephones.

'LO? U HEER ME NAO?

[Loud Whispers]

I think one of the stupidest things I've ever heard was "Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fuckin' magnets how do they work?"

Sorry, but this doesn't count

[DrPoo]

HEY GUYS CAN YOU HEAR ME IF I PUNCH IN WITH BIGGER LETTERS? MAYBE THE LETTERS BEING BIGGER WILL MAKE THEM COME THROUGH CLEARER!

ÿ HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THAT CAME OUT OF MY KEYBOARD? THE SIGNALS MUST BE BOUNCING OFF THE MOON OR SOMETHING!

SOMEONE SHOOT DOWN THE MOON PLEASE

[Hanslanda]

Today, I was bagging. I directly asked the customer what kind of bag they wanted. They told me plastic. The dumbass cashier who everyone hates turns to me and says 'They want plastic.' After I just started bagging in plastic.
I know. I initiated a conversation with them over that choice. They were talking to me. You stupid bitch. Just because you're ten inches closer to them, you think I can't hear them and you can? I'm half your age, I've got better hearing than you could believe. Argh.

Also, she started talking about church to me, and to make her stop, I told her I was a muslim (I'm not, nothing against them though). An hour later, the cool cashier came up to me and said the dumb ass cashier was worried I was a terrorist. Based on the fact I said I was muslim and didn't want to talk about jesus with her.
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People like this are why murder happens.

[MrWillsauce]

I once spent twenty minutes in my english class trying to explain to somebody that the word seductive didn't always have sexual connotations. They still didn't get it.

[penguinofhonor]

I once spent twenty minutes in my english class trying to explain to somebody that the word seductive didn't always have sexual connotations. They still didn't get it.

You know, that explanation would have probably saved me a lot of embarrassment in high school.

[kaijyuu]

Also, she started talking about church to me, and to make her stop, I told her I was a muslim (I'm not, nothing against them though). An hour later, the cool cashier came up to me and said the dumb ass cashier was worried I was a terrorist. Based on the fact I said I was muslim and didn't want to talk about jesus with her.

I applaud your actions. Standing ovation, man.

[Darvi]

*stuff*

Sounds like NAR material there.

[OwlEpicurus]

My stepsister, dad, and I are watching the news (well, I'm actually on my laptop playing Heroes 3) when a story about the Mars rover comes on.  My stepsister then says, "Why did we send another one to Mars?  I thought we didn't find anything the first time." 

[DrPoo]

No, it's about using it out of context. You don't use it for obituaries, resumes, or anything that is even remotely serious. It's like using smileyfaces every other word, or ALLCAPS, it conveys non-spoken information contradictory to the message. It's like shouting ecstatically "Hey buddy! Guess what? Your puppy *drumroll* DIED! " That inappropriate.

I mean, yeah, it's a really terrible typeface for those, but that's not its fault. Just because someone plays Norwegian Wood at a wedding doesn't mean the song sucks, just that the person is an idiot.

Norwegian Wood.. as in the Allan Holdsworth song?

[Megaman]

Everyone knows it was in a Beatles Album, so it is immediately a Beatles song.

Flawed logic aside, I was viewing this topic for educational purposes, found that femitheist blog, and found this.

I thought that blog was funny until now.

[Loud Whispers]

Everyone knows it was in a Beatles Album, so it is immediately a Beatles song.

Flawed logic aside, I was viewing this topic for educational purposes, found that femitheist blog, and found this.

I thought that blog was funny until now.

Eh, you won't be seeing anything of worth in that blog.

[Lord Inquisitor]

My stepsister, dad, and I are watching the news (well, I'm actually on my laptop playing Heroes 3) when a story about the Mars rover comes on.  My stepsister then says, "Why did we send another one to Mars?  I thought we didn't find anything the first time." 

Try Earth, land in Atacama Desert and computer would tell you its dead. This is due to parts actually being completly dead of bacterial life. Just because you land in one spot don't mean the planet is dead. dead stupid perhaps.

[Remalle]

"The Curiosity landing is the most important scientific breakthrough of my lifetime!"

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