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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1980 on: October 10, 2012, 01:33:39 am »

Apparently someone on YouTube blamed Tim Burton for high divorce rates.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1981 on: October 10, 2012, 01:41:22 am »

Apparently someone on YouTube blamed Tim Burton for high divorce rates.
Then I demand credit for all bacon related physical injuries. No diabetes mind you, just good old fashioned bacon crushing limbs action.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1982 on: October 10, 2012, 06:03:53 am »

Apparently someone on YouTube blamed Tim Burton for high divorce rates.
So, how does that work? Is just he going around marrying then divorcing himself to folks for the sole purpose of increasing divorce rates. Because if that's not how he's doing it then I'll be pretty disappointed.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1983 on: October 10, 2012, 06:08:21 am »

They see Helena Bonham Carter and realise their whole marriage is a lie. Yes, regardless of gender.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1984 on: October 10, 2012, 07:17:32 am »

People. PEOPLE/ The Electoral college isn't that complex.

Let me break it down.
Instead of the Country itself being a single "unit" which I will now refer to as Elects. In this system every vote woud be fighting to over turn the entire elect which represents a country.
In our system, your fighting to wina much smalled elect, a county. If a majority of counties win a state, the larger elect is turned, which, in turn, fights to overturn another elect, the country, This is a little lopsided here, because the electoral college clances by population, so thode island has fewer votes then New York.

Now, regarding being able to lose the popular vote but win the election. It is a matter of elects, again. Every signle elect is worth the same, the bare minimun. Thats why they all have the same number of voters. But picture this, a county that is 100% Democrat, and a county that is 51% democrat, have the exact equal number of votes. You can see where I'm going here. All you need is the minumum you need to win, and force the opponent into wining places it was obvious he'd win. In Extreme circumstances, this may decide elections.

In extreme situations, you can win having only about 21% of the votes. Besides, the fact that county part of the election uses a first past the vote system encourages a two party system, which America has today. (2 party systems are not good, FYI)
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1985 on: October 10, 2012, 09:41:32 am »

People. PEOPLE/ The Electoral college isn't that complex.

Let me break it down.
Instead of the Country itself being a single "unit" which I will now refer to as Elects. In this system every vote woud be fighting to over turn the entire elect which represents a country.
In our system, your fighting to wina much smalled elect, a county. If a majority of counties win a state, the larger elect is turned, which, in turn, fights to overturn another elect, the country, This is a little lopsided here, because the electoral college clances by population, so thode island has fewer votes then New York.

Now, regarding being able to lose the popular vote but win the election. It is a matter of elects, again. Every signle elect is worth the same, the bare minimun. Thats why they all have the same number of voters. But picture this, a county that is 100% Democrat, and a county that is 51% democrat, have the exact equal number of votes. You can see where I'm going here. All you need is the minumum you need to win, and force the opponent into wining places it was obvious he'd win. In Extreme circumstances, this may decide elections.

In extreme situations, you can win having only about 21% of the votes. Besides, the fact that county part of the election uses a first past the vote system encourages a two party system, which America has today. (2 party systems are not good, FYI)


2 party systems end up forcing the country into two camps, both of which rapidly become ridiculously over the top and pretty much ineffective because the other party is always attempting to block anything the other does. So... go USA, huh. :/
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1986 on: October 10, 2012, 09:45:00 am »

You get a system where people are not voting for X party, but against the other one. And when someone decides they don't like that system, and makes their own party to show their believes, it will steal votes from the party they have most similair with, causing the other party to win.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1987 on: October 10, 2012, 09:45:30 am »

People. PEOPLE/ The Electoral college isn't that complex.

Let me break it down.
Instead of the Country itself being a single "unit" which I will now refer to as Elects. In this system every vote woud be fighting to over turn the entire elect which represents a country.
In our system, your fighting to wina much smalled elect, a county. If a majority of counties win a state, the larger elect is turned, which, in turn, fights to overturn another elect, the country, This is a little lopsided here, because the electoral college clances by population, so thode island has fewer votes then New York.

Now, regarding being able to lose the popular vote but win the election. It is a matter of elects, again. Every signle elect is worth the same, the bare minimun. Thats why they all have the same number of voters. But picture this, a county that is 100% Democrat, and a county that is 51% democrat, have the exact equal number of votes. You can see where I'm going here. All you need is the minumum you need to win, and force the opponent into wining places it was obvious he'd win. In Extreme circumstances, this may decide elections.

In extreme situations, you can win having only about 21% of the votes. Besides, the fact that county part of the election uses a first past the vote system encourages a two party system, which America has today. (2 party systems are not good, FYI)


2 party systems end up forcing the country into two camps, both of which rapidly become ridiculously over the top and pretty much ineffective because the other party is always attempting to block anything the other does. So... go USA, huh. :/
And both parties still use the tired old line, "We're not a two party system! You can vote independent!"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1989 on: October 10, 2012, 11:05:51 am »

People. PEOPLE/ The Electoral college isn't that complex.

Let me break it down.
Instead of the Country itself being a single "unit" which I will now refer to as Elects. In this system every vote woud be fighting to over turn the entire elect which represents a country.
In our system, your fighting to wina much smalled elect, a county. If a majority of counties win a state, the larger elect is turned, which, in turn, fights to overturn another elect, the country, This is a little lopsided here, because the electoral college clances by population, so thode island has fewer votes then New York.

Now, regarding being able to lose the popular vote but win the election. It is a matter of elects, again. Every signle elect is worth the same, the bare minimun. Thats why they all have the same number of voters. But picture this, a county that is 100% Democrat, and a county that is 51% democrat, have the exact equal number of votes. You can see where I'm going here. All you need is the minumum you need to win, and force the opponent into wining places it was obvious he'd win. In Extreme circumstances, this may decide elections.

In extreme situations, you can win having only about 21% of the votes. Besides, the fact that county part of the election uses a first past the vote system encourages a two party system, which America has today. (2 party systems are not good, FYI)


2 party systems end up forcing the country into two camps, both of which rapidly become ridiculously over the top and pretty much ineffective because the other party is always attempting to block anything the other does. So... go USA, huh. :/
And both parties still use the tired old line, "We're not a two party system! You can vote independent!"
I am independent.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1990 on: October 10, 2012, 11:07:23 am »

People. PEOPLE/ The Electoral college isn't that complex.

Let me break it down.
Instead of the Country itself being a single "unit" which I will now refer to as Elects. In this system every vote woud be fighting to over turn the entire elect which represents a country.
In our system, your fighting to wina much smalled elect, a county. If a majority of counties win a state, the larger elect is turned, which, in turn, fights to overturn another elect, the country, This is a little lopsided here, because the electoral college clances by population, so thode island has fewer votes then New York.

Now, regarding being able to lose the popular vote but win the election. It is a matter of elects, again. Every signle elect is worth the same, the bare minimun. Thats why they all have the same number of voters. But picture this, a county that is 100% Democrat, and a county that is 51% democrat, have the exact equal number of votes. You can see where I'm going here. All you need is the minumum you need to win, and force the opponent into wining places it was obvious he'd win. In Extreme circumstances, this may decide elections.

In extreme situations, you can win having only about 21% of the votes. Besides, the fact that county part of the election uses a first past the vote system encourages a two party system, which America has today. (2 party systems are not good, FYI)


2 party systems end up forcing the country into two camps, both of which rapidly become ridiculously over the top and pretty much ineffective because the other party is always attempting to block anything the other does. So... go USA, huh. :/
And both parties still use the tired old line, "We're not a two party system! You can vote independent!"
I am independent.

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And the Indies don't have enough pull to actually get into office. At best, you're playing spoiler.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1991 on: October 10, 2012, 11:09:19 am »

We only have about two independents in federal government out of 300-odd ridings.

Still, though, they get an actual seat!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1992 on: October 10, 2012, 11:13:07 am »

We only have about two independents in federal government out of 300-odd ridings.

Still, though, they get an actual seat!
They managed to have an actual influence. I'm impressed.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1993 on: October 10, 2012, 11:14:48 am »

The Green lady also made it in this time :)
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1994 on: October 10, 2012, 11:22:46 am »

Two party isn't the problem, winner-take-all is.

If a party representing 5% of the people could get 5% of the seats in congress, without those people all having to live in the same state...
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