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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3135 on: December 07, 2012, 01:03:11 am »

What if Europa is just a huge chunk of ice? Like an ice cube, but round, and in outer space.
We've already estabilished that Europa contains water under it's ice layer. Mostly because the ice, while being bloody thick, isn't unbreakable. It cracks and moves, hinting that something underneath is moving it.
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« Reply #3136 on: December 07, 2012, 04:26:29 am »

It'd also start boiling away because something that small isn't exactly good at holding on to an atmosphere.

Saturn's moon Titan would like to have some words with you

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmosphere_of_Titan

Titan also has some kind of crazy geological or volcanic processes going on which contributes to its atmosphere, driven by tidal flexing - Jupiter is a bitch.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3137 on: December 07, 2012, 08:35:29 am »

The latter. Never read Orwell.
Do it, then. It makes for great quoting material :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3138 on: December 07, 2012, 02:33:27 pm »

I'm pretty sure Europe has life on it.
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« Reply #3139 on: December 07, 2012, 02:37:10 pm »

I'm pretty sure Europe has life on it.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3140 on: December 07, 2012, 02:38:03 pm »

Friend of mine is a professor at a small liberal-arts college. She'll occasionally share examples of really, really bad writing by her undergrad students.

Best recent one: "Meat is the most popular meat in the US."  ???
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« Reply #3141 on: December 07, 2012, 03:20:30 pm »

"Meat is the most popular meat in the US."
Seems reasonable. Can you come up with a meat more loved?
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« Reply #3142 on: December 07, 2012, 03:24:13 pm »

"Meat is the most popular meat in the US."
Seems reasonable. Can you come up with a meat more loved?

I don't know about loved, but when you count all the mystery meat served in cafeterias around the country that statement might be correct...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3143 on: December 07, 2012, 03:26:05 pm »

I saw a shop named "Popular Meat" recently.

... I don't know, you guys. At least it wasn't what they were advertising, as I thought at first. "Come buy from us, we have popular meat!"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3144 on: December 07, 2012, 03:28:23 pm »

A mutual friend rightly pointed out that as a superset, "meat" as a category would necessarily include all specific meats and thus outrank any single meat.

She (my professor friend) was not amused.
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« Reply #3145 on: December 07, 2012, 03:49:28 pm »

I prefer maet.
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« Reply #3146 on: December 07, 2012, 04:37:37 pm »

I thought you were all over meat and then spending it on random booze?
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« Reply #3147 on: December 07, 2012, 04:39:06 pm »

Gief m3at pl0x
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« Reply #3148 on: December 07, 2012, 06:42:45 pm »

He was making KoL joke, guys :P
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« Reply #3149 on: December 07, 2012, 06:47:12 pm »

It's okay, no doubt that Wolf killed quite a few bars too. Not sure about polar bars, though.
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