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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1004240 times)

Xantalos

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4020 on: March 21, 2013, 04:01:56 pm »

"Philosophy is useless, it only teaches you how to think." - Mon amis
"Thinking is useless, it only makes you question."
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4021 on: March 21, 2013, 04:11:38 pm »

"Philosophy is useless, it only teaches you how to think." - Mon amis
"Thinking is useless, it only makes you question."
"Questioning is useless, it only makes you skeptical."
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4022 on: March 21, 2013, 04:33:32 pm »

"Philosophy is useless, it only teaches you how to think." - Mon amis
"Thinking is useless, it only makes you question."
"Questioning is useless, it only makes you skeptical."
"Skepticism is useless, it'll only help you get answers."
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4023 on: March 21, 2013, 04:37:02 pm »

Answers are useless, since they're all varying degrees of wrong and/or uncertain.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4024 on: March 21, 2013, 04:38:48 pm »

"Philosophy is useless, it only teaches you how to think." - Mon amis
"Thinking is useless, it only makes you question."
"Questioning is useless, it only makes you skeptical."
"Skepticism is useless, it'll only help you get answers."
Preninja:
"Answers are useless, they only help you find the truth."
"I want the truth!"
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Postninja: Being wrong is useless, it only helps you learn from your mistakes.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4025 on: March 21, 2013, 04:39:20 pm »

Mistakes are useless, they only teach you what not to do.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4026 on: March 21, 2013, 04:45:24 pm »

Answers are useless, since they're all varying degrees of wrong and/or uncertain.
The answers aren't uncertain, it's just that you generally can't be perfectly sure they're true.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4027 on: March 21, 2013, 04:47:32 pm »

Mistakes are useless, they only teach you what not to do.
Learning from your past errors is useless, it only helps you survive.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4028 on: March 21, 2013, 04:48:57 pm »

Surviving is useless. It only helps you not to die.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4029 on: March 21, 2013, 04:55:33 pm »

Not dying is useless, it's only playing god and granting eternal life.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4030 on: March 21, 2013, 05:25:15 pm »

Really? I would enjoy being eternal. Well, I can sit in the corner and live for ever, while you guys die like cool guys.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4031 on: March 21, 2013, 05:34:19 pm »

faces are useles, they're only good to be ironied in...

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4032 on: March 21, 2013, 06:08:48 pm »

Knowledge brings questions, only faith is required.
In the Emperor.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4033 on: March 22, 2013, 02:41:30 am »

The Emperor is useless, it's only good for singing.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4034 on: March 22, 2013, 05:56:26 am »

Singing is useless. It only puts others to sleep at 55% accuracy.
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