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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1002033 times)

Helgoland

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7275 on: November 11, 2013, 06:35:41 pm »

Is it wrong that the reason I think that link is funny is that a person who goes by the name FearfulJesuit posted it?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7276 on: November 11, 2013, 06:37:05 pm »

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It can be on fire for Five Finger Death Punch for all I care, that is seriously radical. :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7277 on: November 11, 2013, 06:42:50 pm »

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I have such a soft spot for anti-jokes.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7278 on: November 11, 2013, 07:04:00 pm »

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I have such a soft spot for anti-jokes.
The pastor says "Go home Higgs Boson, you're drunk."

The entire city is engulfed in light as all is destroyed in a colossal explosion of plasma. Millions die in the greatest tragedy of the modern era. Parts of the surrounding landscape are occasionally still found in orbit. None live now in the molten crater that once contained that fateful church.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7279 on: November 11, 2013, 07:05:58 pm »

Oh, I just realised that it actually has a joke/anti-joke duality. Fucking hell I feel like an idiot.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7280 on: November 11, 2013, 07:06:51 pm »

... No one lived in the crater that contained that fateful church BEFORE it... turned into a molten crater.

Therefore, no difference. CHECKMATE ATHEISTS.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7281 on: November 11, 2013, 07:19:46 pm »

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS.

I have checked my mate and he seems pretty fine to be honest.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7282 on: November 11, 2013, 07:21:31 pm »

... actually, I'm not sure how it's an anti-joke.

Nor am I entirely sure what an anti-joke is, but I digress...

... I'd kinda' expect the priest to tell the Higgs Boson it's a protestant church, though >_>
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7283 on: November 11, 2013, 07:22:52 pm »

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS.

I have checked my mate and he seems pretty fine to be honest.
Check him again
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7284 on: November 11, 2013, 07:23:03 pm »

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS.
I have checked my mate and he seems pretty fine to be honest.
CHESSMATE ROMANTICISTS

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7285 on: November 11, 2013, 07:26:40 pm »

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS.
I have checked my mate and he seems pretty fine to be honest.
CHESSMATE ROMANTICISTS
OH, THE TRUE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SUCH CLOSE AND FATEFUL FRIENDS. OH, THE SHARING THE SAME BED DUE TO PROBABLY UNFORESEEABLE CIRCUMSTANCES. OH, THE AWKWARD PHYSICAL CONTACT FUELED BY DECADES OF REPRESSED DESIRES. OH THE SHAME, JESUS HELP US ALL.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7286 on: November 11, 2013, 07:36:06 pm »

Obligatory "I-it's n-not like that at all, b-baka!" response.  :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7288 on: November 12, 2013, 08:42:56 am »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7289 on: November 12, 2013, 10:37:07 am »

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