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Author Topic: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up  (Read 25011 times)

Ghoul

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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2014, 09:00:06 am »

Thanks for the necro - was actually quite a good read. Baby picks ftw!
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2014, 10:20:11 am »

I hadn't seen it yet either, not being old enough to DF, so thanks for the necro!
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #62 on: July 11, 2014, 11:16:20 pm »

A GODDAMN PICK. WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #63 on: July 12, 2014, 07:10:38 am »

"NO! NO! NO!  YOU MORON!  I said, 'Go figure out a way to weaponize babies'; not, 'Go figure out how to make a weapon out of your baby.' Geez, I keep telling you, 'Think BIG picture!'"

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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #64 on: December 24, 2014, 09:40:17 pm »

BHAHAHAHAHA

*Cough* On a completely unrelated note, what does it say about me that I only love DF more whenever I find threads like this?
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #65 on: December 24, 2014, 10:07:04 pm »

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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #66 on: December 24, 2014, 10:15:43 pm »

Am I the only one in this whole dang forum that thinks this is horribly horrible even for a video game?
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #67 on: December 25, 2014, 05:06:02 am »

It would be interesting to take a look at the babypick's personality.
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #68 on: December 25, 2014, 05:58:59 pm »

Am I the only one in this whole dang forum that thinks this is horribly horrible even for a video game?
It IS horrible.
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #69 on: December 25, 2014, 10:04:02 pm »

Am I the only one in this whole dang forum that thinks this is horribly horrible even for a video game?

Why? They're just groups of randomly generated numbers, not real people. Especially since when this thread was first made, emotions were just an alien "happiness" measurement rather than the laundry list of situational-specific opinions dwarves use now.
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #70 on: December 26, 2014, 09:21:38 pm »

Am I the only one in this whole dang forum that thinks this is horribly horrible even for a video game?
My humor is not Horribly Horrible!

It's Wonderfully Horrible.


But yes, Baby Bone Pickaxes are pretty terrible. It doesn't take rocket science to realize making things out of the freshly retrieved bones of your newborn child is a morally questionable decision, and you may want to re-evaluate your moral authority.
A GODDAMN PICK. WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #71 on: December 27, 2014, 08:57:26 am »

"The suffering of genius"
ROFL

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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #72 on: December 27, 2014, 01:29:38 pm »

Am I the only one in this whole dang forum that thinks this is horribly horrible even for a video game?

Most people here (including myself) would gladly accept, if /all/ babies were turned into a usable crafting material ;)

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Besides, you're not true dwarven royalty unless you own the complete 'Signature Collection' baby-bone bedroom set from NOKEAS :)
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #73 on: December 27, 2014, 07:17:34 pm »

you're not a true dwarven royalty unless you own the complete 'Signature Collection' baby-bone bedroom set from NOKEAS
And off to my signature :)
« Last Edit: December 27, 2014, 07:19:20 pm by milo christiansen »
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Re: All was well until Casey McAnthony showed up
« Reply #74 on: December 27, 2014, 07:50:49 pm »

Woo-woooo; I'm honored! :D

EDIT: Woo-wooo, I'm an idiot :) I looked at the quote and saw that it says "you're not a true dwarven royalty" :> At first it said "You're not a true dwarf-king", then I went back and changed 'dwarf-king' to 'dwarven royalty' and forgot to knock out the 'a' :)

Besides my rabid-dog emoticon addiction, I do try to keep my grammar clean! ;)
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