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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
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Th4DwArfY1

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Or do an egg nog binge and take the reigns.
Unsteadily, perhaps, but willing to give it hell.
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Or do an egg nog binge and take the reigns.
Unsteadily, perhaps, but willing to give it hell.

Sadly, I don't drink. I just watch the fun while the overseers are having Fun. But feel free to give it a go.
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You are never lost as long as you have a trusty and reliable Compass. Mine kept pointing North, so I just removed the red Needle! Problem solved!

Then I proceeded to pick up the rest of the bunnies, the masterfully crafted bronze statue, and its head. The head will be his trophy... But I need money.

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Alas, a kindred (non-alcoholic) spirit.

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I've got about 5 months left before I can participate.

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I became legally able to participate in this a few months ago. We shall see. I might try and take a crack at it
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After 400 years the bucket disintegrated from wear.
Never in the history of Dwarf Fortress has anyone else ever had this problem.

While the drink stocks run low and violence is rampant, the narcissistic tyrant demands a monument to his name

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Oh man. This thread. It is eternal.

Maybe I should get drunk one of those days and play again. I've been getting back to DF those last days.

More likely I'll just go to sleep.

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So many people saying maybe, so many of us sober losers. Nobody just going and doing it (safely, of course).
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You are never lost as long as you have a trusty and reliable Compass. Mine kept pointing North, so I just removed the red Needle! Problem solved!

Then I proceeded to pick up the rest of the bunnies, the masterfully crafted bronze statue, and its head. The head will be his trophy... But I need money.

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In 43 days I turn 21, I will play then.

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In 43 days I turn 21, I will play then.

That's like, nearly two months.

Do we need a totally new fortress / world or no?
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In 43 days I turn 21, I will play then.

That's like, nearly two months.

*takes out abacus*
*calculates 30+30*
*squints at screen*
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*takes out abacus*
*calculates 30+30*
*squints at screen*

Close enough.
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Obviously Archmages have no need for silly mathematics.
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This thread has languished for far too long.
I'm getting drunk, I'm getting keen, what should I do? Download the last save, or start a new world in whatever version seems ost current? I don't have DF of any description installed on this computer yet, so I'm easy.   


Edit: awright, fuggit, I'm gonna start a new thing before me drunk wears off and if anyone objects they're elcome to change it.
Aight, turning off spell corrections... now. Let's do this.   



Aw yeah. Let's get started!



9:53pm, 20th Granite

Okay, I told some dudes to mine out a bit of an entrance thingy. I s this a good time to mention I haven't played DF in a long tyime? Yeah t I think so, I got this. Don't worry aboutit.


9:58pm, 27th Granite

omg so many roots, what the heck?!
Uhhhh I think If you'll ecuse me I'm gonna go the the bottle shop before it closes, I kiiiiiinda maybe gave a cupla my beers to my hpusemates and s I should really stock up I wi;;

I will brb! As they say. es.     


[10:36pm] Alright! I'm back! And back in business! 4
I went and purcahsed another 6-pack of Singha. Now it i time to continue with the bevereages and the dorfs. Also I started teyna dig a weird entryway and AAAH MY MUSIC JUST CUT OUT WTF

   


It's aight, m music's al g now. I'm listening to Bongzilla, in case y'a;ll were wondering.  Good shit, even if maybe more appropraite for Dan Fortress than Drunk Fortress...   



11:0pm, 23rd Felsite
   
There weren't even any combat logs!   



11:20 pm   

Pity I can;t remember how to set up a miliatry, eh? We got at leawst three decent military dwarves...   

She's gt six gobln/troll kills, btw,   


11:24, 25th Hematite: oh yeah, and I forgot to ention, I'm pretty sure that dead miner died 'cause I faield to properly i    dig out our entrance o allwau. Sowwy!
Yeah, Whoops.   





11:30pm, 8th Malachite
I tried to plant a couple plots of plump helmets, o idea if I did it right, but y'nkow...   

11:41, 17th Galena
Impresive considring I have p. much no clue as to how to farm proberly   


12:06am, 12th Limestone
Aw shit, now we have that one dead miner rising as a ghost and the drwarven caravan showing up. I have a hard enough time knowing how to deal with these dudesast athe best of times...   

12:13am
Aw shot, what do we want from their mercants? D:   


12:29, 15th Limestone
Alright, here's what they want. Try and remember, 'cause I sure won't.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
   


12:44, 17th Limetsone
   




1:17am, 3rd Sandstone: Damnite, I just ost a big k'(old) update I was psting.
Tbh I can''t remember exactly what I  planed on saying, but I'm sure it was clever. Oh, yeah, I tink it involeved the outpost liasion. Not really important, amirite????   

Fakeedit: oh yeah, and there are migran omig in. *mgrants coming in
Wtf do I do with them oddamn   




1:37am, 6th Sandstone
Oh man. So many migrants, mostly useless, and I dunno what too do wiht them.
Jonestly I'm startig to feel as thugjt dozing off at,y desk is the det course pof action, but then...... no nevermind, I need to han g in here,   




Edit: here, rather belatedly, is the save.
SAVE[/size]            
« Last Edit: May 24, 2019, 03:54:31 pm by Yoink »
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Yeeet!
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BURN IT
BURN IT ALL
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