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[jesternario]

So I come back after I don't know how long and this thread is still in the top two pages! You folks are tenacious! And since I barely remember what happened since before I left, time to do a thread binge!

[TD1]

Or do an egg nog binge and take the reigns.
Unsteadily, perhaps, but willing to give it hell.

[jesternario]

Or do an egg nog binge and take the reigns.
Unsteadily, perhaps, but willing to give it hell.

Sadly, I don't drink. I just watch the fun while the overseers are having Fun. But feel free to give it a go.

[TD1]

Alas, a kindred (non-alcoholic) spirit.

Sadly, I don't drink. I just watch the fun while the overseers are having Fun.

[TheFlame52]

I've got about 5 months left before I can participate.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

I became legally able to participate in this a few months ago. We shall see. I might try and take a crack at it

[Naryar]

Oh man. This thread. It is eternal.

Maybe I should get drunk one of those days and play again. I've been getting back to DF those last days.

More likely I'll just go to sleep.

[jesternario]

So many people saying maybe, so many of us sober losers. Nobody just going and doing it (safely, of course).

[TheFlame52]

In 43 days I turn 21, I will play then.

[CaptainArchmage]

In 43 days I turn 21, I will play then.

That's like, nearly two months.

Do we need a totally new fortress / world or no?

[bloop_bleep]

In 43 days I turn 21, I will play then.

That's like, nearly two months.

*takes out abacus*
*calculates 30+30*
*squints at screen*

[CaptainArchmage]

*takes out abacus*
*calculates 30+30*
*squints at screen*

Close enough.

[TD1]

Obviously Archmages have no need for silly mathematics.

[Yoink]

This thread has languished for far too long.
I'm getting drunk, I'm getting keen, what should I do? Download the last save, or start a new world in whatever version seems ost current? I don't have DF of any description installed on this computer yet, so I'm easy.   


Edit: awright, fuggit, I'm gonna start a new thing before me drunk wears off and if anyone objects they're elcome to change it.
Aight, turning off spell corrections... now. Let's do this.   



Aw yeah. Let's get started!



9:53pm, 20th Granite

Okay, I told some dudes to mine out a bit of an entrance thingy. I s this a good time to mention I haven't played DF in a long tyime? Yeah t I think so, I got this. Don't worry aboutit.


9:58pm, 27th Granite

omg so many roots, what the heck?!
Uhhhh I think If you'll ecuse me I'm gonna go the the bottle shop before it closes, I kiiiiiinda maybe gave a cupla my beers to my hpusemates and s I should really stock up I wi;;

I will brb! As they say. es.     


[10:36pm] Alright! I'm back! And back in business! 4
I went and purcahsed another 6-pack of Singha. Now it i time to continue with the bevereages and the dorfs. Also I started teyna dig a weird entryway and AAAH MY MUSIC JUST CUT OUT WTF

Spoiler: Is this a good time to mention that I barely know how yo pla DF even without the

 drunkeness? (click to show/hide)

   


It's aight, m music's al g now. I'm listening to Bongzilla, in case y'a;ll were wondering.  Good shit, even if maybe more appropraite for Dan Fortress than Drunk Fortress...   



11:0pm, 23rd Felsite

Spoiler: I m not sure what appened to this mener, but they appear to be retty dead. Whoops. Not my fault, I promise. (click to show/hide)

   
There weren't even any combat logs!   



11:20 pm   

Spoiler: this chick in our first mirgatn wave seeems pretty ardcore (click to show/hide)

https://i.imgur.com/PQEULky.png

Pity I can;t remember how to set up a miliatry, eh? We got at leawst three decent military dwarves...   

She's gt six gobln/troll kills, btw,   


11:24, 25th Hematite: oh yeah, and I forgot to ention, I'm pretty sure that dead miner died 'cause I faield to properly i    dig out our entrance o allwau. Sowwy!
Yeah, Whoops.   





11:30pm, 8th Malachite

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://i.imgur.com/AA7M5L3.png

I tried to plant a couple plots of plump helmets, o idea if I did it right, but y'nkow...   

11:41, 17th Galena

Spoiler: Oh nce, lookes like we've got some plump helmets prouding already! Yewwww! (click to show/hide)

https://i.imgur.com/a9PIvYi.png

Impresive considring I have p. much no clue as to how to farm proberly   


12:06am, 12th Limestone
Aw shit, now we have that one dead miner rising as a ghost and the drwarven caravan showing up. I have a hard enough time knowing how to deal with these dudesast athe best of times...   

12:13am
Aw shot, what do we want from their mercants? D:   


12:29, 15th Limestone
Alright, here's what they want. Try and remember, 'cause I sure won't.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

   


12:44, 17th Limetsone

Spoiler: Oh shit, now thye want tuff?! *Stuff    what do I do?! Aaaaahh do I have to go ll the way 'til Spring?! (click to show/hide)

   




1:17am, 3rd Sandstone: Damnite, I just ost a big k'(old) update I was psting.
Tbh I can''t remember exactly what I  planed on saying, but I'm sure it was clever. Oh, yeah, I tink it involeved the outpost liasion. Not really important, amirite?   

Fakeedit: oh yeah, and there are migran omig in. *mgrants coming in
Wtf do I do with them oddamn   




1:37am, 6th Sandstone
Oh man. So many migrants, mostly useless, and I dunno what too do wiht them.
Jonestly I'm startig to feel as thugjt dozing off at,y desk is the det course pof action, but then...... no nevermind, I need to han g in here,   



Edit: here, rather belatedly, is the save.
SAVE[/size]            

[Random_Dragon]

Yeeet!