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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #525 on: December 11, 2015, 08:37:59 pm »
It is hilarious to stop the print midway through though. :D
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #526 on: December 11, 2015, 08:45:29 pm »
No it's not, you end up with half a goblin corpse.
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #527 on: December 11, 2015, 08:46:27 pm »
Half a live goblin corpse you mean.
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #528 on: December 11, 2015, 08:54:24 pm »
No.

Just half a goblin corpse.

Not unless you do some ethically gray settings meddling that needs you to hack the thing first.
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #529 on: December 11, 2015, 08:59:27 pm »
been there done that.
In other news i have almost pinned down TBF's location and my zerg/dwarf/"Clown" army is 1/2 printed, only a few more hours and they will be done.
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #530 on: December 11, 2015, 09:00:22 pm »
Really?

Because im in ur base pwning ur doodz dude.

With a new friend of mine, in fact.
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #531 on: December 12, 2015, 06:53:37 am »
Updated to the newest release, added my personal mods as usual, then got to the business of world-gen and founding a fort.  About 300 years in I started seeing some really odd events centered around the largest dwarven civs' capital, so I paused and started checking the history (which has gotten so much better since Toady included the chronicler app in the main release.)  Well, it looks like around 270ish a dragon who had reached full size in pre-history had assaulted the city, and had declared himself king.  No big deal, we've all seen megabeast pretenders before, soon enough there should be a revolution right?  Wrong.  This dragon managed to induce a mood in the fortress' finest armorsmith, and that smith then produced Hellwing's Mail, a legendary Inexorum Dreadplate chassis sized specifically for the dragon.  After this said dragon goes on a full bore conquest spree that netted him the majority of the largest continent in less than a decade, there are epics written about him, dwarves name their children after him, and he loves it.  I went ahead and unpaused, and watched as an invincibly armored, infinitely powerful dragon basically became king of the world.  I still Love this game.
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #532 on: December 12, 2015, 06:56:41 am »
Holy flying skeletal carp swarms...


Speaking of, I seem to have that problem.  Any tips for getting people in?
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« Reply #533 on: December 12, 2015, 07:03:05 am »
Well, if you have secure access to the surface (even without border access) it should be doable.  Back around version .98 Toady corrected the unreal strength buff all undead receive so the skeletal carp won't be anywhere near as deadly one on one, just have your military set to 'engage individual target' in the tactics screen, if you don't have anyone above middling skill then issue everyone a hammer and shield and set individual orders to 'defensive' and 'cooperative', they should be able to clean house long enough to get new arrivals and caravans underground, though with the current version there should be a priest with the caravan who can shield them from evil.
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #534 on: December 12, 2015, 07:46:51 am »
... Well, good news, my flying skeletal carp problems are less, bad news is that that's because we're now being terrorized by a flying 'skeletal' gem FB with instant hemmorhage dust.

I don't know HOW that thing got here.

Or how it died.

I'm not sure I want to know how it died.

... Oh geez, it's not just a FB, it's a swarm of all the individual bits.

Why did I pick THIS biome...
« Last Edit: December 12, 2015, 07:48:42 am by TheBiggerFish »
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #535 on: December 13, 2015, 09:36:40 pm »
(removed some thread-sinky political posts)
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #536 on: December 13, 2015, 09:41:49 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 12, 2015, 07:46:51 am
... Well, good news, my flying skeletal carp problems are less, bad news is that that's because we're now being terrorized by a flying 'skeletal' gem FB with instant hemmorhage dust.

I don't know HOW that thing got here.

Or how it died.

I'm not sure I want to know how it died.

... Oh geez, it's not just a FB, it's a swarm of all the individual bits.

Why did I pick THIS biome...
Thats not an fb..... Looks like a  civ in your world uncovered the "von Neumann"  machines. They are self replicating bots made of a random material. You can use an EMP to stop them for awhile..but its not a permanent  solution.
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #537 on: December 13, 2015, 09:44:33 pm »
No, it's definitely flagged as a bunch of zombies.

I mean, seriously?
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« Reply #538 on: December 13, 2015, 09:46:16 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 13, 2015, 09:44:33 pm
No, it's definitely flagged as a bunch of zombies.

I mean, seriously?
You 100% sure?

Can't help you then, gg I guess?
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Re: Playerlogs from 2050
« Reply #539 on: December 13, 2015, 10:19:10 pm »
Yup...Guess I need to Summon Bigger Fish on it.
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