Several dozen feet underground...Samucane tries to get out of its underground prison!
[Magic roll: 1+1]
It doesn't budge a single inch! Argh! Again!
[Magic roll: 6+1]
It rockets out of the soil and flies high into the air once more, managing to reach about the same height as before, which is to say about a mile up from the ground! It tries to propel himself towards the last known location of Bernie's sister!
[Magic roll: 2+1]
It slowly begins moving in her direction!
[Magic roll: 6+1]
Ah, too slow. Samucane ramps up the power to frankly ridiculous levels, approaching the sound barrier in his flight!It slams into the roof of Bernie's cottage!
[Landing roll: 4-
1]
It pierces right through the straw roof and flies into the wooden floor lower-end forwards, using magic to slightly slow its descent!
[Endurance roll: 2+1]
Well, its lower end is slightly scratched and a noticeable crack has appeared on it!
[Bernie's sister reaction roll: 2]
"Oh crap, are we under attack? We're under attack, aren't we?"She brandishes an amulet and points it menacingly all around herself!
[Samucane magic roll: 3+1]
Samucane forms letters from magic canes on the ground!
[Writing eloquence roll: 6]
DEAR MISTRESS, I, SAMUCANE, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH YOU! I REQUIRE SOME KIND OF MAGICAL ARTIFACT THAT WOULD ALLOW ME TO COMMUNISamucane runs out of space on the ground!
[Sis intelligence roll: 5]
"Communicate with people, I suppose? Some sort of telepathy thing? Well, I... hm."She begins yelling!
"I DON'T HAVE ANY TELEPATHY ARTIFACTS! GO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MAGIC AND LOOK FOR ONE THERE! NOW PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WORTH STEALING AND I REALLY NEED TO REST!"She waits for a response.
"I hope whoever did that heard me. Would hate to have to blast them with my amulet. Last time I did that there was blood everywhere. Took weeks to clean up."[Beautiful man waking up roll: 3]
The beautiful man groans a bit and stirs slightly!
Near an alien spiral...Vincent attempts to reach the door!
[Jumping roll: 1+1]
He jumps, but backwards! After a humiliating fall on his pelvis, he tries again!
[Jumping roll: 6+1]
He takes up an optimal jumping position and, using his third arm as an additional boost, leaps about a story too high! He gets caught in an odd spatial anomaly, no doubt a product of all the alien nonsense around!
[Spatial anomaly roll: 4]
It appears to be loop-like, launching him straight at the door!
[On-the-spot door bypassing roll: 5]
He manages to land at the door feet-first and grab the handle with his hands, opening the door and slipping inside without a whole lot of trouble!
Well, it seems like there is a spiral ramp on the other side of door. It leads up and down.
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