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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 542630 times)

Tomcost

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9240 on: March 13, 2014, 07:46:47 am »

((Hey, I know why those dolphins have a +1 to everything:
1) They are zombies. This means a +1 to strength.
2) Their anatomy gives them +1 agility and endurance out of the water.

1) coupled with 2) divided by 2 gives them those 1 bonuses to attacking and defending))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9241 on: March 13, 2014, 10:09:29 am »

Sexual version? All right. Wonder if this body counts.

Go off and examine body for virginity. If positive, cut finger with the dagger and get the blood in the vial, then head back to fat lady.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9242 on: March 13, 2014, 10:20:23 am »

((After we finish fighting, we should really really just make a run for it ASAP. Three of these fuckers is bad enough, and there's probably many, many more.))
CHOP THAT MOTHERFUCKER INTO TINY PIECES.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9243 on: March 13, 2014, 10:22:02 am »

((After we finish fighting, we should really really just make a run for it ASAP. Three of these fuckers is bad enough, and there's probably many, many more.))
CHOP THAT MOTHERFUCKER INTO TINY PIECES.
((Should we run into the forest? Maybe the Gub doesn't have a large area of influence. I miss the hateful mushroom...))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9244 on: March 13, 2014, 10:23:05 am »

((we should run as far away from this town and water as we can get.))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9245 on: March 13, 2014, 10:39:31 am »

((Trait acquired: Hydrophobia!))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9246 on: March 13, 2014, 10:45:11 am »

((That's why I said the forest. Anyway, we will have to eventually take care of the Gub if we want to get a boat and get to the Realm of Dreams))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9247 on: March 13, 2014, 10:57:21 am »

[Also, realize that any of the sea animals or animals in general in the area may be like the dolphins. You think these dolphins are bad? Try the walruses, I bet they're much worse. But yeah, flee like crazy, recover, try to figure out what to do next.]
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9248 on: March 13, 2014, 11:02:58 am »

[Also, realize that any of the sea animals or animals in general in the area may be like the dolphins. You think these dolphins are bad? Try the walruses, I bet they're much worse. But yeah, flee like crazy, recover, try to figure out what to do next.]
((Augment ourselves with their body parts?))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9249 on: March 13, 2014, 11:07:24 am »

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Timothy managed to pull himself together somewhat. This Lenny fellow was certainly quite reassuring.
"Yeah... I gotten losted a whiles ago an' ends up in Blynn. Been losted a real long times, not much sure where I's come from," the ghost said, wracking his brains for a name for that far-off, half forgotten land of sunshine and smiles where he'd wandered happily before ending up in the Other-place, "But I knows dat I had a friend names Mister Bob there! And 'nother one called Hansel. Hansel weared all feathery-stuff, an' Mister Bob is had lotsa scary-crows on da garden..."

He trailed off and peered hopefully at Lenny, wondering if perhaps the man had heard of them. He doubted it, though. he didn't know much about this place, but he was sure it was far away from anywhere he'd been before. If only he could remember the name of that place where he'd met Bob... He had trouble remembering things from one minute to the next, much less from that long ago.
"Dis Blynn place is seems real-nice, though," Timothy said, remembering his manners, "I's sure you does realgood job of safe-keepin' it!"

>Tell Lenny about how I got lost and ended up here in Blynn.
>Try my best to remember the name of the place I came from, before all this scary interdimensional travel and other such distracting nonsense.

>Either way, follow Lenny. He seems nice.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9250 on: March 13, 2014, 11:24:37 am »

((They have undead dolphins, poison is not going to do anything))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9251 on: March 13, 2014, 11:48:02 am »

((Why are they attacking you again?))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9252 on: March 13, 2014, 11:51:03 am »

[Because we exist. And Mark out danced the hell outta them. They be jelly h8ers yo. Note to self: never use that phrase or type like that again.]

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« Reply #9253 on: March 13, 2014, 12:10:43 pm »

[Because we exist. And Mark out danced the hell outta them. They be jelly h8ers yo. Note to self: never use that phrase or type like that again.]
((I agree with the text-that-must-not-be-seen.))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« Reply #9254 on: March 13, 2014, 01:35:17 pm »

((whyu h8in brah? not like theirs like anythin' wrong with dat!))
((Either way, we probably want to find the Artiste too, or half of our party may suddenly drop dead.))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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