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[Owlbread]

After living in Japan for a year

People were telling that joke to my mother and father back in the 1960s/70s.

[Machiavelli]

[The Darkling Wolf]

Pfaha. That's brilliant.

[Yoink]

Indeed it is!

[Hiiri]

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

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Acne doesn't come on boy's face until puberty.

[Facekillz058]

Is that a Jimmy Carr joke?

[Tellemurius]

After living in Japan for a year

People were telling that joke to my mother and father back in the 1960s/70s.

'_' i dont get it

[The Darkling Wolf]

The famous Japanese stereotype is the mixing up of L's and R's, thus those fellows are shouting 'Supplies' where one would expect them to be shouting 'Surprise'

/jokekiller

[Hiiri]

Is that a Jimmy Carr joke?

No idea. Could be.

[RedKing]

The Japanese thing is awesome. I'm groaning, laughing and feeling guilty at laughing all the same time. Well done.



Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.


A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"


Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...




















...a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[Sergius]

What does a nun and a porcupine have in common?

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None of them wear a habit. Except for the nun.

[Sheb]

Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

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Because proper tea is theft.

[Bauglir]

How many babies does it take to paint a nursery?

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Depends on how hard Thraximundar throws 'em. (Check the flavor text at the bottom of the card, in italics)

[Sergius]

Copypasta joke:

The Polish Flea Experiment

A Polish scientist was performing an experiment on the verbal reactions of fleas. He had trained a flea to jump on command.

The scientist commanded the flea, "Jump flea!" and the flea jumped four feet. The scientist wrote in his notebook: "Flea with four feet jumps four feet."

Then the scientist pulled off one of the fleas legs with a pair of tweezers and commanded the flea "Jump flea!" The flea jumped three feet and the scientist wrote it in his notebook.

The scientist did this until the flea had no legs left.

The scientist commanded, "Jump flea!"

Nothing happened.

He tried it again, "Jump flea!"

Again, nothing happened, so even louder he yelled, "Jump flea!"

And still the flea did nothing.

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The scientist pulled out his notebook and wrote... "Flea with no legs is deaf!"

[Sergius]

There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke?

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They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter!