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[Unholy_Pariah]

TUXEDO!!!

Actually i have a better idea but its a secret

[javierpwn]

You don't want a cloth altar?
A golden altar?
A cloth cage?
Cloth legs?
Cloth eye beams?


THE POSSIBILITIES

Even better, a paper breastplate!!

[Parisbre56]

((Had another idea I thought I'd share. There was a word that made other people shimmer, so I'm guessing this is a targeting word. Now if you combined this word with the words for control staff you would get the equivalent of a remote control, perfect for controlling constructs of multiple elements. And if you target someone with less willpower you can kill them in a "stop hitting yourself" way. And if you can control Null, you'll have the best bodyguard ever. Anyway, just a thought.))

[javierpwn]

TELL ME!!!!!

[Angle]

Are you sure that wasn't the word for body?

[Parisbre56]

Are you sure that wasn't the word for body?

((Wouldn't that make the caster's body shimmer or tingle or something? Anyway, even if it is the word for body since you can target other people with it, you can always be some kind of weird puppeteer.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

I demand a batsuit made from living bats

[Corsair]

Why not a living cat tuxedo

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Had another idea I thought I'd share. There was a word that made other people shimmer, so I'm guessing this is a targeting word. Now if you combined this word with the words for control staff you would get the equivalent of a remote control, perfect for controlling constructs of multiple elements. And if you target someone with less willpower you can kill them in a "stop hitting yourself" way. And if you can control Null, you'll have the best bodyguard ever. Anyway, just a thought.))

...Cool.

Are you sure that wasn't the word for body?

((Wouldn't that make the caster's body shimmer or tingle or something? Anyway, even if it is the word for body since you can target other people with it, you can always be some kind of weird puppeteer.))

Hm. We could make people we deem "criminal" make such a remote control for themselves!

Why not a living cat tuxedo

That's just silly.

[Toaster]

Why not a living cat tuxedo

Why not a SENTIENT cat tuxedo?

[Tsuchigumo550]

Why not a living cat tuxedo

Why not a SENTIENT cat tuxedo?

that can fire poisonous void axes from it's eyes?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why not a living cat tuxedo

Why not a SENTIENT cat tuxedo?

that can fire poisonous void axes from it's eyes?

Come up with a spell for that. Or at least its English translation.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Why not a living cat tuxedo

Why not a SENTIENT cat tuxedo?

that can fire poisonous void axes from it's eyes?

Come up with a spell for that. Or at least its English translation.

Well, the last bit is (eyelaser)(Garstopit)(axe)(void), and man, I keep forgetting words.

[javierpwn]

good thing i know ALL OF THOSE WORDS!!!!!!

[piecewise]

Okay. I think I've got this right.

Cast spell!

[pot:4]
You summon a pair of fleshy wings that flop to the ground in front of you with surprising force.

break roys his jaw with my rock, then break roys skull with my rock
You know what? I cant be bothered holding the waldo grudge anymore...
ignore kill roy action, grab the garrote from tamara, execute tactical manouvre 'opportunistic jackass'

I have the distinct feeling that the sheer amount of words that have been used publicly has gotten to the point where physical combat has become almost impossible to win fights with.

You run all the way back upstairs and attempt to bash John's head in this time.

[dex:3+2]
[John dex:2-1]
[str:6]
[john end:4-1]

You run up  behind John as he looks at his failed wing project. You wind up and scream "Batter up!" as you crack him across the back of the head with your rod of steel. John goes down like a bag of hammers, landing face first in the dirt, unconscious.

"Goddamn it, do you know what you're doing over there!? That's the son of one of the original eight! Show him some goddamned respect!"

Boning powers, activate!

[will:5+1]
[John will:NA unconscious]
John's entire fucking spine detonates like a goddamn string of grenades. He's ash in an instant.

[John is dead. You gain a point]

((Just reailised the folly of my action...))

Say"Hathic aels donbel" instead

[pot:1+1]

You get a lovely crystal chest plate shaped like wings. It looks like it's about the right size to fit a barbie doll.

SISSY MAGE SLAP FIGHT


Do the same magic at him!  If he comes close enough, jump up and grapple him.

[dex:1+4]
[null dex:6+4]

(bad luck with these dex rolls huh?)

[null will:3+3]
[will:4+2]

Null stops his pursuit and points at you. You feel your body start to slip away from your control, start to distort but you manage to hold yourself together, though only barely.

"Come on now, this would be so much easier if you just submit." He says, squeezing his hand into a fist.



BOBO THE BEAR APPEARS!


Tamara Volk(:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:4/8 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[first floor, south area.]

Corsair:Corsair: pool 1/3: [fourth floor, east stairs]

Larry(2):wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [5th floor, one of the north pillars]

Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 2/2: [second floor, west stairs]

Goro:Uristdwarf: Pool:4/4 [fourth floor, North stairs]

Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:5/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[Third floor, center platform.]

Bobo:Akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [first floor, north stairs]

(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (steel staff)[Third floor, east stairs]