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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 961705 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1785 on: January 23, 2013, 04:57:13 pm »

Wait wait wait. Did anyone find the word for blood, and if so, can I have it? Trust me, it's for science!

Hold on, let me find it... I think it's the one that's Plu-something, though.
"Plu-Shastaron. I guess that memorizing these words when I should have been doing homework wasn't such a bad idea after all."
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1786 on: January 23, 2013, 05:00:34 pm »

Okay, here's my new action.

Run to the third floor. Say zaralo. Then say Plu-Shastaron.
There we go.

Edit: Really really fixed.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 08:52:43 pm by Person »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1787 on: January 23, 2013, 07:46:34 pm »

If we have a TPK I'd almost be in!

...Unless the online waitlist is lagging again, in which case I'd get in on a TPK!

Come on, TP, get K'd!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1788 on: January 23, 2013, 07:59:49 pm »

I'm only a double kill away! If I get in and immediately die, I'm going to be so sad...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1789 on: January 23, 2013, 08:13:05 pm »

Yeah... sorry about that...
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1790 on: January 24, 2013, 01:45:44 pm »

We're waiting on Onyx because of things.

If he doesn't post in a few hours though I'll just auto him.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1791 on: January 24, 2013, 05:00:49 pm »

Wait, I got back in? Sweet. How did I miss that? Ah, well. People to murder.

'Looks like this book isn't just a stupid relic, excellent.'

Examine my surroundings, say Words.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1792 on: January 24, 2013, 08:52:10 pm »

Gah the whole point of making that bear obey me was so i didn't have to use the staff...
fuck it ill just beat people to death with my rock again.

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Wait, I got back in? Sweet. How did I miss that? Ah, well. People to murder.

'Looks like this book isn't just a stupid relic, excellent.'

Examine my surroundings, say Words.

[roy dex:5]
[Steve dex:4+2]
Steve charges down from the third floor and over to Roy, intent on smashing his face in with a rock.

[steve dex:2+2]
[Roy dex:6]

Roy side steps Steve's blow, slaps him on the ass and mumbles up some words.
[pot:3+1]
A mark appears over Royce's entire body.


Hide and continue mewing

Mew Mew Mew Mew


Okay, here's my new action.

Run to the third floor. Say zaralo. Then say Plu-Shastaron.
There we go.

Edit: Really really fixed.
You run up to the third floor.
[pot:3]
Nothing much seems to happen.
[pot:2]
A single drop of blood drips into being.

"Well, I guess you beat me fair and square on that one... HOLY SHIT! Is that who I think it is? Possibly's son! Oh man, I was rooting for your dad and that Hydrus guy ever since they started working together! And even though I can't get any of the words to work, I know a bunch of other people's signature spells! We're gonna be a great team, I just know it!"

If the bear puts any part of anyone in its mouth, go for plan A. If not, then go for plan B.

[will:1+1]
Nah son.

Well, I just tanked a spear of energy blowing a hole in my chest and a three-story fall, so there's that.


"Come on now, Null, are you just going to hang around there picking your nose all day?"


Magical plan Achoo!

[dex:1+4]
[Null dex:4+4]

"As you wish."

Null screams down from overhead and seems to be trying to grab you.

[dex:4+4]
[null dex:4+4]

You manage, just barely, to keep out of his grasp, but he never gives you an instant to get your words out, he just keeps swinging at you.





Tamara Volk(8):Tsuchigumo550: Pool:3/8 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[first floor, south area.]

Corsair:Corsair: pool 3/3: [fourth floor, east stairs]

Larry:wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [5th floor, one of the north pillars]

Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 2/2: [second floor, west stairs]

Goro:Uristdwarf: Pool:4/4 [fourth floor, North stairs]

Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:4/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[Third floor, center platform.]

John Johnson:Person: Pool:6/7 [third floor, east stairs]

(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (steel staff)[second floor, west stairs]

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1793 on: January 24, 2013, 08:54:47 pm »

SISSY MAGE SLAP FIGHT


Do the same magic at him!  If he comes close enough, jump up and grapple him.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1794 on: January 24, 2013, 08:59:39 pm »

break roys his jaw with my rock, then break roys skull with my rock
You know what? I cant be bothered holding the waldo grudge anymore...
ignore kill roy action, grab the garrote from tamara, execute tactical manouvre 'opportunistic jackass'

I have the distinct feeling that the sheer amount of words that have been used publicly has gotten to the point where physical combat has become almost impossible to win fights with.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2013, 07:34:16 am by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1795 on: January 24, 2013, 09:02:23 pm »

"Goddamn it, do you know what you're doing over there!? That's the son of one of the original eight! Show him some goddamned respect!"

Boning powers, activate!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1796 on: January 24, 2013, 09:02:52 pm »

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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1797 on: January 24, 2013, 09:20:21 pm »

Whos the son of a whatnow?
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1798 on: January 24, 2013, 09:25:38 pm »

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Edge along the wall to the south stairs then hide and say "Szaheeb Aels Donbel", put it on if it looks safe.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1799 on: January 24, 2013, 09:27:56 pm »

Donbeth or donbel?
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.
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