become smart goddamnit, make cupsworth do stuff
[will:5-1]
The bear stops trying to murder you and appears to be on your side, though you're not sure how devoted he really is.
((Yay my turn, I will avenge you GWG))
Yell to Satan's char "Do you want to make an alliance"
say "Shubhallethel Aels Donbel" while concentrating if anyone trys anything yell "Cainthalsaz Rothon Donthel" or if they get close say "cainthalsaz Je Real"
[pot:6+1]
You get a nice shimmery image of a chestplate with wings made out of spears. It vanishes a moment later
"Did you see that? Real magic! Oh man, this is so damn cool!"
Use new-found powers for good!
[will:4+1]
[Nose will:3]
[nose end:2+1]
The Nose suddenly falls to his knees, coughing blood and spasming violently as his chest seems to crush inward of it's own accord.
"Murdering the injured. Always loved it."
+6 Dexterity. Walk up to Tamara looking as harmless as possible, given the circumstances. Prepare to dodge from all directions in case of trouble. Hide from sight in the south stairwell.
Alright, Nosey, don't screw up. I repeat, don't screw up. It is vitally important that you don't screw up.
"Hi! I'm the Nose! Who would you be? I'm quite pleased to meet you and all, but I wanted to ask you something. You made a spear for that guy over there, right? How'd you do that? Looked like magic, you know. So here I was thinkin' "Nosey, you're a smart enough guy, but you ain't ever gonna be a real wizard, so stop pretendin' you might be. You'd best just stick with a wizard." So I thought - why don't I work as a bodyguard for a wizard, and in return I'd get, like, weapons and stuff? I could even kill someone halfway for you and then allow you to do the rest so you'd become an even better wizard! Whaddaya think?"
You walk up to Tamara and get about half way through your speech before your ribs break themselves and stab into your lungs.
[drowning on your own blood: 2 turns left]
Note to self- don't morph back without fixing chest first.
Run up to whatever level Null is level with or above, then flying leap tackle him and take him down with me. Pummel.
[Dex:1+4]
[Null dex:6+4]
[Null Will:3+3]
[Null pot:6+3]
[str:6+1]
That same invisible force rips you from the ground and into the air, hurling you up towards Null. You stop maybe a foot away from him, held spread eagle in mid-air. He idly spins his blade near you, its point hissing past your face.
"You've got a lot of force but no finesse. Wise up quickly or I'll put an end to this."
With that he flicks his wrist and you go flying onto the third floor platform.
Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:2/4 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[first floor, south area.]
Corsair:Corsair: pool 1/3: [fourth floor, east area]
Larry:wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [Third floor, Center platform]
The Nose(7):harry:Pool 0/0: (Bleeding internally) [first floor, south stairs]
Susan(2): satan: Pool:4/4 (Body of living steel)[fourth floor, south stairs area.]
Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:2/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[Third floor, center platform.]
Bobo:akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [Fourth floor, south stairs]
(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (steel staff)[Third floor, North stairs]
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