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Author Topic: The Shaping of the Formless Void  (Read 33023 times)

Wayward Device

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The Shaping of the Formless Void
« on: December 19, 2012, 11:03:42 pm »

There is nothing. Utter nothing. Nothing that makes the cold vastness of empty interstellar space seem like a balls out carnival of ridiculous amounts of stuff. Apart from this utter nothingness there are... well, truth be told, there are some things. Could be two things, could be one thing and an uncountable number of things. Hard to say. There's definitely some sort of...thing. If concepts like geometry or dead reckoning existed you might be able to say that there was an infinitely small sphere filled with 1,000,000 units of raw power, or 1,000,000☼, or, for those who like their numbers a little shorter and sweeter, 1000K☼. The Kilo☼ would likely be the standard measurement of raw power, if such a thing as measurements or standardization existed. As well as the raw power filled sphere there are an unknowable number of amorphous presences, possibly made out of nothing. You are one of those presences.

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or maybe Valve goes out of business because they invested too heavily in something which then fails - like, say, human civilization.
Alternatively, initiate strife to refuse additional baked goods, and then abscond.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2012, 11:10:17 pm »

In the beginning there was light. This was a mere side-effect of a big explosion. Well, maybe not a literal explosion, but close enough for it to be called...

The BIG BANG.
Cause it.
Matter should precipitate shortly, followed by the first clouds of gas resembling proto-galaxies.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2012, 11:12:30 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2012, 11:12:46 pm »

Form a red planet. Nevermind that it has nowhere to exist yet, it can exist in the voider-than-void for a time.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2012, 11:15:39 pm »

What about a giant ass crystal that forms after the big bang and that will hold all the psionic and life energies of the universe.

Create giant ass crystal; that will contains all psionic and life energies of the universe.
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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2012, 11:17:50 pm »

^BREAK GIANT ASS CRYSTAL.

CREATE PLANET OF MADNESS, WITH A SLADE THRONE TO FIT ME; THE MAD GOD OF THIS CHURNING VOID.
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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2012, 11:22:24 pm »

Create giant ass crystal; that will contains and regulate all psionic and life energies of the universe.
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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2012, 11:26:14 pm »

Create giant ass crystal; that will contains and regulate all psionic and life energies of the universe.
REBREAK THAT BITCH. STAB JAASS TO DEATH WITH TE SHARDS.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2012, 11:28:54 pm »

(I think we can't necessary kill each other yet we are just blobs of energy nor we do have the concept of "violence" yet.)
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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2012, 11:34:55 pm »

(I think we can't necessary kill each other yet we are just blobs of energy nor we do have the concept of "violence" yet.)
CREATE BODY FOR JAASS. CREATE VIOLENCE. KILL JAASS. INVENT CORN POPS AND MILK FOR PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
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Quote from: Insanity X
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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2012, 11:37:04 pm »

Stop insanity for the moment.
Accelerate time. Galaxies sorta exist. Starts are being born. A red planet with a huge crystal inhabited by donkeys is created near one such star to satisfy the others.
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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2012, 11:38:17 pm »

Resume total insanity, gain chaotic split personality, CHAO-no, orde-CHAOOOOOS!
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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2012, 11:39:14 pm »

Stop insanity for the moment.
Accelerate time. Galaxies sorta exist. Starts are being born. A red planet with a huge crystal inhabited by donkeys is created near one such star to satisfy the others.

This is boring. Spiritslap him until he handcrafts anything he wants in existence.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2012, 11:40:08 pm »

Resume total insanity, gain chaotic split personality, CHAO-no, orde-CHAOOOOOS!
BITCH, I AM THE GOD OF MADNESS A CHAOS. YOU CAN BE A BITCH-ASS GOD OF ORDER, BUT STAY OFF MAH TURF DAWG.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2012, 11:41:04 pm »

Stop insanity for the moment.
Accelerate time. Galaxies sorta exist. Starts are being born. A red planet with a huge crystal inhabited by donkeys is created near one such star to satisfy the others.

This is boring. Spiritslap him until he handcrafts anything he wants in existence.
Fine.
Create a celestial prison to threaten to throw others in.
Accelerate time more. There are now many stars. The donkeys died long ago of anyxphixiation.
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Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2012, 11:45:27 pm »

Stop insanity for the moment.
Accelerate time. Galaxies sorta exist. Starts are being born. A red planet with a huge crystal inhabited by donkeys is created near one such star to satisfy the others.

This is boring. Spiritslap him until he handcrafts anything he wants in existence.
Fine.
Create a celestial prison to threaten to throw others in.
Accelerate time more. There are now many stars. The donkeys died long ago of anyxphixiation.

I EAT THE OTHERS INSIDE THE PRISON, BREAK OUT WITH THEIR COMBINED POWERS, THEN THROW THEM BACK UP BECAUSE BLOBS OF ENERGY TASTE TERRIBLE. WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN CORN POPS AND MILK?!
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas
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