(Dragon agression: 6) The dragon is also confused by last turn's clusterfun. It can't decide on a target
((Now I wish I had joined in that massive clusterflop.))
"Aw hell yeah!"
Retrieve it and do stuff.
MIN MAX SPAWNS ON THE TOWER RUBBLE!
(Minmax luck: 6+6)
(Minmax luck: 6+6)
(6+6)
OH YEAH!
"Hmm... Flowers. Wait, what?!"
Min quickly calms down though, because he was already pretty much disformed. He examines his hammer.
"...I wonder what this thing does?"
Give the warhammer a few experimental swings.
(Min Max dexterity: 2+6)
(Bubba dexterity: 1+2)
(Bubba aftershock affinity: 4+6)
(Min Max affinity: 6-6)
(Bubba dexterity: 1+2)
(Min Max dexterity: 1+6)
As Bubba runs towards the javelin that he threw, it glows brighter and brighter, before several bolts of lightning as thick as tree trunks erupt skywards from it, filling the air with the scent of ozone. The glow then fades, and Bubba cautiously picks up the weapon and rushes off towards Min Max, who is swinging his hammer around to no effect. Bubba tosses a javelin at the man, but Min Max effortlessly dodges it, and it embeds itself in the ground several yards behind him, crackling with electricity and glowing softly.
Well that was interesting... kinda tempted to steal the "lets clusterfuck john" rat but im afraid it will bite me and ill get rabies or something.
make like a pokemon and hide in the tall grass
also pm stuff
Alani flies off, so you seize the opportunity to GTFO. You slide off to the bed and bounce around on it a bit, but don't feel noticeably different, so you decide to spy on Badassitude's rat. The rat looks directly at you, making a face that reminds you of a scorned woman. Well damn, you don't really want to steal it anymore if it's gonna look at you like that...
"WAIT! Lucky! I'm sorry, should've told you to plug your ears."
Swoop down, and grab both Lucky and Lilia, and get them to the Bed! Maybe It'll help them. Somehow.
"....................................................................kill," Lucky has completely snapped. He can't get "kill" revenge, he seen John fall over with the "kill" stupid overgrown muscle head "kill" guy attacking him. He couldn't tell Lilia he fell in love with her there short time "kill" together. The only "kill" thing in Lucky's mind is the 1st minute of this.
Kill the closest person to my by stealing their weapon and killing them with it. In case of no weapon, strangle the life out of them.
"Well. That happened." (I'm so screwed.)
Super secret action.
"That was not badass, that was weak." Sir Badassitude turns towards the sun, appreciating the colors. "But if risking my life to help others is weak..." He turns back to Lucky laughing and sobbing at the same time with tears steaming down his eyes. "I understand now. And I will never forget..." Badassitude starts stepping towards the sobbing Lucky. "Why do you look with such empty eyes?" Sir Badassitude sits down in front of Lucky, like literally right on top of Lilia. Sir Badassitude gets irritated, noting Lucky didn't respond yet. "PERHAPS WHAT YOU NEED IS HELP GETTING CLOSER TO HER?!" Putting on a huge grin Sir Badassitude stands up before Lucky, picks up Lilia's corpse and proceeds to slam it into Lucky until Lucky dies or gives in to the pain. gets knocked out. If Alani is faster, jump on the bed and start sleeping for no reason besides Badassitude going completely insane.
Edit: I accidentally a capitalization
Run over to Badassitude and give him a bro fist.
Then casually walk to unlucky and snap his neck or bash in his face.
(Alani dexterity: 5+2)
(Lucky dexterity: 3-1)
(Unlucky dexterity: 4+3)
(Badassitude dexterity: 3+1)
(Rock dexterity: 6+6)
(Rock dexterity: 2+6)
(Unlucky dexterity: 4+3)
(Rock strength: 5+1)
(Unlucky endurance: 6)
(Unlucky dexterity: 4+3)
(Badassitude dexterity: 5+1)
(Unlucky badassery: 1)
(Alani dexterity: 5+2)
(Lucky dexterity: 3-1)
(Alani strength: 6-1)
(Badassitude badassery: 3+6)
(Lucky strength: 2-1)
(Alani endurance: 6-1+3)
As both Lucky and Badassitude begin to break down, The Rock charges at Unlucky and punches him square in the jaw, but Unlucky tilts his head at the last moment to lessen the impact, before running off to disarm Badassitude. While he grabs onto the fan effortlessly, that's about as far as he gets, as countless legs sprout from his body and tear themselves off. The pile of limbs grows to roughly the size of a minivan before the legs fly off on wings made of even more tiny legs, leaving behind a pile of human femurs and leg-shaped prints of blood where Unlucky once stood. Sir Badassitude chuckles before swinging his fan at Lucky, but Alani pulls both the lucky bastard and his angel's corpse into the air at the last second. Lucky desperately pounds against Alani with his fists, but she doesn't even notice the blows through her stony hide. Badassitude sees them heading towards the bed, and decides to lie in wait for them there, but accidentally falls asleep the moment he lies down on the mattress. Alani sighs, but supposes it's better than him trying to kill everyone as she sets Lucky and Lilia down beside the sleeping badass. As she does this, the rune on the bed begins to shine with an eldritch light, and the glow soon envelops the entire bed. There's a sudden whooshing sound as the glow fades, and Lucky and Badassitude both roll off of the bed, while... something strange... is left on it. Lilia's body begins to twitch, and she sits up, wide awake.
"Lucky?" she says.
"What... What happened?" No sooner have these words left her mouth than a multitude of legs burst from her body, and she skitters off of the bed to stand beside her master.
"Is something wrong?"The fan also undergoes a transformation. Each of the three blades molds itself into a small face, one angry, one frightened, and one almost frighteningly calm and collected.
"HELP ME! WHAT'S GOING ON!?""I PITY DA FOOL WHO BROUGHT ME TO DIS PUNK-ASS JUNGLE!""Well well, looks like another game that won't have a happy ending."As the two more excitable heads of the fan continue yelling, the bed falls apart.
UNLUCKY IS DEAD (COUNTS AS SUICIDE)'TOUGH BASTARD' GRUBSON SPAWNS ATOP THE BOULDER(Grubson luck: 1+3)
Grubson's waiver bends itself into a small golden horseshoe. Well, good
luck killing someone with it!
MAPSir Badassitude(yellow):Tripolar fan. Legs sprouting from shoulders
Bubba(orange):Golden Javelins. Magical
Min Max(red):Smelly hammer. Body made of lucky wood
Lucky(pink):Leggy abomination Lilia. Missing right eye, awful rash
Alani(blue):Stone bow, solid mercury trumpet, purple knit hat. Stoneskin, wings made of stone arrows sprouting from back. Nose cracked
Sven(purple):Longsword, friction-free shoes, x-ray glasses. Anchor tattooed on right bicep. Strong. Skin necrotizing. Being stared at by an angry looking rat
The Rock(black):Nothing
'Tough Bastard' Grubson(white):Lucky horseshoe
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