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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2013, 06:53:43 pm »

Type 'clothes for a 4 inch tall girl fairy'. "How are you feeling?"
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #61 on: January 20, 2013, 06:54:40 pm »

Type"tell me, where cna I find useful metals?"
Furnish soon-to-be-labs.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2013, 07:05:35 pm »

Type in Thermite, and match
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2013, 07:25:56 pm »

Respawn.
Kill former me.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #64 on: January 20, 2013, 07:44:30 pm »

You skipped me T-T

Repeat action THAT YOU SKIPPED!

Then again, I'm not doing much.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: In which I didn't need to modify the OP!
« Reply #65 on: January 20, 2013, 08:09:24 pm »

Type in "how can I help you?"
WHAT DO YOU IDIOTS WANT NOW?

Type 'clothes for a 4 inch tall girl fairy'. "How are you feeling?"
SNICKER.[/FONT] The door closes on the fairy (?), and opens with her in a dress. The dress is backless, allowing her wings to come out. She exits the machine.
"How are you feeling?"
"...Hayoo feelin?"

Type"tell me, where cna I find useful metals?"
Furnish soon-to-be-labs.
You head to the...hm. Actually, you don't. You forgot to bring a ladder.

Type in Thermite, and match
[2] IT'S NO FUN WATCHING YOU KILL YOURSELF ANYMORE.

Respawn.
Kill former me.

[6v3+1] You punch former-you hard in the head. He reels.

You skipped me T-T

Repeat action THAT YOU SKIPPED!

Then again, I'm not doing much.
You keep running north.


((This is the first turn in TAoM's history that I haven't had to modify the OP!))
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #66 on: January 20, 2013, 08:10:13 pm »

Type in wooden dummy and lighter
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #67 on: January 20, 2013, 08:16:16 pm »

Grab laptop supercomputer, then get to the hole.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #68 on: January 20, 2013, 08:33:13 pm »

Yell at someone south of to to spawn a rocket hoverboard for me so i can go north faster.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #69 on: January 21, 2013, 12:33:26 am »

THEN DIG ONE AQND GET FURNISHING.
 
I ain't having no raggedy ass facility.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #70 on: January 21, 2013, 12:36:09 am »

Stop, drop and roll over somebody else.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2013, 03:20:42 am »

Point to self "My name is Dr. Mercer."
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2013, 04:13:13 am »

Spawn as the insane mathematician

"Math is true power,Everything in this Universe Speak in Math,Even You AI,With Math,I Could Do anything"
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #73 on: January 21, 2013, 07:39:00 am »

Grab the sword. Stab the laptop supercomputer
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #74 on: January 21, 2013, 09:34:32 am »

Type in wooden dummy and lighter
[5] [fnt=courier]HERE'S THE BEST I CAN GIVE.[/font] You get a little wooden figurine and a lighter.

Grab laptop supercomputer, then get to the hole.
You do. Someone breaks your fall! Then a sword hits [2] you AND the computer!

Yell at someone south of to to spawn a rocket hoverboard for me so i can go north faster.
[1] Your voice goes out.

THEN DIG ONE AQND GET FURNISHING.
 
I ain't having no raggedy ass facility.
You start trying to dig a ladder. With no idea how to do so, you make no progress. Then someone lands on you. He has a computer, but the fool got himself stabbed by a falling sword that ruins the computer.

Stop, drop and roll over somebody else.
[4] You successfully smother the flame!

Point to self "My name is Dr. Mercer."
She points to you and says "Miname is Docker Merser."

Spawn as the insane mathematician

"Math is true power,Everything in this Universe Speak in Math,Even You AI,With Math,I Could Do anything"
[1] You are a sane artist.

Grab the sword. Stab the laptop supercomputer
[5] You expertly toss the sword down the pit after that guy who fell in.

GM TURN:
The being formerly known as ShadowDragon [4+1v3] smashes its fist into his former self's reincarnation's face.
The fire, which I've forgotten about for a while, [1] burns out.
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