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[mastahcheese]

((If there's nothing in the void, how is there a jail cell holding me?))

Focus latent GM powers on destroying the jail cell with paradoxal reasoning.

[mastahcheese]

You are now a player in a forum game on your own thread. I don't know what to say.

Also, adding this to my commendations page.

[Elephant Parade]

But he's not in the void, is he?

[Remuthra]

((If there's nothing in the void, how is there a jail cell holding me?))

Focus latent GM powers on destroying the jail cell with paradoxal reasoning.

((Because I imprisoned you so I could start this game. The Void contains only nothing; thus, the cell is made of nothing.))

What GM powers?

[mastahcheese]

((If there's nothing in the void, how is there a jail cell holding me?))

Focus latent GM powers on destroying the jail cell with paradoxal reasoning.

((Because I imprisoned you so I could start this game. The Void contains only nothing; thus, the cell is made of nothing.))

What GM powers?

The cell is made of nothing, I walk out of it.

Paradox achieved.
Who's GM now, Hat-boy?

[Remuthra]

((If there's nothing in the void, how is there a jail cell holding me?))

Focus latent GM powers on destroying the jail cell with paradoxal reasoning.

((Because I imprisoned you so I could start this game. The Void contains only nothing; thus, the cell is made of nothing.))

What GM powers?

The cell is made of nothing, I walk out of it.

Paradox achieved.
Who's GM now, Hat-boy?

You don't know how to walk through nothing. The only thing you learned was how to walk through air!

[Xantalos]

Greet king!

[Elephant Parade]

Wait, are the strange creatures the other players? So the portal to the Void was just a portal to a different part of the void? I'M CONFUSED.

Attempt to converse with strange creatures.

[Remuthra]

Wait, are the strange creatures the other players? So the portal to the Void was just a portal to a different part of the void? I'M CONFUSED.

Attempt to converse with strange creatures.

You can't understand them!

Greet king!

The king laughs heartily and extends a hand.

[mastahcheese]

Hold my breath.

[Remuthra]

Hold my breath.

You pass out. You awaken inside a green-tinged room. An emerald fire crackles in the fireplace. There are two wooden armchairs. In one, an old woman in a shawl sits.

[Xantalos]

Grab the hand, I suppose?

[Elephant Parade]

JUGGLE THROWING STARS! There is no way this could possibly go wrong.

[Remuthra]

Grab the hand, I suppose?

The king disappears along with the room and everything. You feel a surge of new power!

You are in a roman-style arena. It is deserted. It is a moonless night.

JUGGLE THROWING STARS! There is no way this could possibly go wrong.

You slip and cut off your ring finger. The creatures dive eagerly to feast upon the blood, forgetting their fear.

[Xantalos]

Attempt to jump out of the arena!