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Author Topic: The Forgotten Art: Approaching the Nexus  (Read 255167 times)

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Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« Reply #3345 on: February 15, 2015, 04:26:41 am »

"Oh yes, a fat guy wanted me to get some cash for interior decoration... To optimise the ley or whatever it is comes out of leylines. Here, I think. That was a pretty long time ago though, I kinda found god since. I derive my power from my faith now. And from potato. But I can see the point of rearranging stuff for the leyline power. Who doesn't want to get more ley? Assuming I can get you out of there, we should go meet them. I'm pretty good at rearranging stuff. I even painted my own flat once."
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« Reply #3346 on: February 15, 2015, 04:40:05 am »

In his mind, Halesey railed at his recent inability to speak or think for longer periods at a time. It was as though potato constrained him into thinking in short logical bursts, and anything longer, or too much speech, made his Though/Speech Delivery System grind to a halt, becoming unresponsive, prone to thinking or saying the wrong word when once they finally did come out. It was irritating, but he welcomed it as a blessing from god. If He should auto correct Halesey, who was Halesey to doubt this correctness?

He wondered about the folks upstairs. He wondered if he'd already sufficiently demonstrated his... rearranging skills. He wondered if they were hostile, or potential believers in the One True Only Worthwhile and Demonstrable Faith. He still needed one more disciple to show his commitment. The thought nagged him in every waking and sleeping moment.
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« Reply #3347 on: February 15, 2015, 04:48:43 am »

Excellent! Oh, on the off chance of it being true, do you have a donut spell of any kind? I'd ... very much like one.
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« Reply #3348 on: February 15, 2015, 05:41:08 am »

"Um, I don't, no, sorry. I seem to have rather become a specialist in potato. Not entirely sure how, but exceedingly glad to have seen the Way. But, you know, there are many false gods in existence, so it is possible there is a doughnut god. You just need to find the means to reach him or her."
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« Reply #3349 on: February 15, 2015, 05:44:36 am »

Ah well. I suppose my dream of devouring that blessed entity will have to wait for a while.
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« Reply #3350 on: February 15, 2015, 09:50:50 am »

Larry nodded.  "Tom, meet the Oldthinker.  Oldthinker, this is Tom.  And yeah, if it's anything like what he had last time, it's pretty stout shit.  Let's go in."
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« Reply #3351 on: February 21, 2015, 02:50:28 pm »

THE DUNKER, unwilling to be abducted to Potato Hell, attempts to plug the pesky leak in spacetime. Halesey, meanwhile, speaks with the fellow and tries to decide upon a course of action.

[Finesse (DUNKER, Halesey): 6-->3-1, 1-->6+1]
[THE DUNKER's affinity roll: 3+1]

The large man's first move is unproductive, as the amount of pork queens summoned - about 15 or so - is plainly insufficient to plug up a vortex the size of about a third of a factory floor's entire ceiling. They disappear with such quickness, it occurs to the man that maybe plugging a hole that large with something as small as people may just be an impractical thing to attempt. If it can even be plugged in the first place with all that gravity working on it.

Halesey, looking thoughtful and appreciative of his vortex's handy putdown of this uninitiated fellow's talents, supposes that the point has been made adequately, and attempts to dismiss it. The vortex shrinks to a much more manageable size immediately, though does not disappear entirely. THE DUNKER, in response, plummets to the ground and flops on the floor ignobly. A dramatic setup, but a quick resolution, Halesey thinks as he stares up at the vortex he has just reined in. It seems to have lost a certain majesty in the process of being restricted, as if it were a great caged beast or an incarcerated nude arsonist.

* * * * *

Eta, not sure if miscreant quarters in hell count as a dungeon, errs on the side of caution and checks for traps. First obvious trap already eliminated - no rigged shotgun in the hatchway.

"I suppose, although I haven't seen any miscreants in hell yet. Everything here looks so ordered I'm surprised they could find a way to break the law," she says to her companion shade as she runs her fingers over the hatchframe carefully, scanning for any holes that shoot poison darts. There don't seem to be any, which is good news.

"There are a few bugs in the legal code that take a little time to resolve. Soon we should be able to bring in collaborator groups as well as the exact perpetrator," the shade explains. Eta notices a conspicuous lack of visible trap doors in the hallway, and wonders if that is perhaps the entire point.

"Anyway, I was more interested in knowing if you could identify them," she asks, not seeing any magical runes written anywhere. Would that be vandalism, perhaps? Maybe they write them every time they get home, but someone cleans them off every time.

"No. The visual interchangeability of shades is not just a cultural barrier you have failed to cross. They are actually interchangeable visually. Shades of purple in their eyes may help identification, but this is a minute and subjective difference dependent on lighting," the shade replies, and Eta takes a careful step inside, noting the failure of anything dangerous to happen to her.

"Note that these are not hardened criminals. Merely desperate debtors," the shade points out. "They should be here in five to ten minutes."

Time sure flies when one is checking for traps, Eta supposes as she and the shade walk inside. The block itself is similar to the hallway that led them here, but without the grooves this time. Probably because it doesn't seem like it's about to twist around to accommodate some form of optimal arrival arrangement. Guess they don't micromanage it that much.

In block Toe Pine Seven there are six different hatches, three on each side of the hall, and each appears to have one of those card-based signs on them - each conspicuously blank except for one particular one that says "UNOCCUPIED". Hm. The shade with her also hms, but in a slightly more disapproving fashion. It's almost a hrm, in fact.

* * * * *

John, seeing Tracey's look, tries to come up with an excuse.

"Wouldn't you say that, yes, an accomplished wizard walking by himself would seem vulnerable. But two newbies like ourselves, seemingly desperately staying together for together, would look even weaker, yes? And attract more strange creatures? I think me and Tracey should stick together, to give the semblance of extra weakness," he says. Pilton tilts his head in response.

"Yeah! What he said!" Tracey adds.

"First off, you're not a newbie wizard, John, just so you know. That ship sailed off a while ago. And Tracey, being part of a pair makes you less approachable than if you're alone. So no, you guys each have to go off alone. Them's the rules. And if you get in trouble, just give one of us a call or something."

He shrugs.

"Besides, more wizards in one place just means more trouble in my experience, so you're actually safer when you're alone."

Tracey pouts, looking at John, then back at Pilton.

"But how do I know what to do? Nobody's told me anything!"

"I'm sure one of the supernatural creatures will be all to happy to talk your ear off. Now, let's each vamoose in a different direction and reunite later. Let's meet at Leonard's at about six in the evening. Sound good?"

"Who's Leonard person? Is he like your other Stan or something? Did you talk about him in the house? I wasn't there!" Tracey says, her voice stressed.

"The bistro!" Pilton shakes his head. "You know, where you met us?"

Tracey purses her lips and nods with wide eyes.

"Now then, we agreed?"

* * * * *

Larry, like any proper middleman, starts the meeting off by making introductions.

"Tom, meet the Oldthinker. Oldthinker, this is Tom. And yeah, if it's anything like what he had last time, it's pretty stout shit. Let's go in," he immediately segues into business.

"Stout shit sounds good to me," Tom says, heading in without waiting for Larry to take the first step.

"Thtout thtuff indeed awaitth you," the Oldthinker says as the men pass him. "I have prepared my thtrongest brew for thith meeting," he then adds, and hurries off to the kitchen.

The living room looks neater than before. The mags Larry spewed here last time as well as the hats he summoned have been taken away, although the Oldthinker's still wearing the park ranger hat. In the middle of the room, lying spread-eagle on the rug above the hole in the floor and staring at the ceiling, is Phinny. She makes no motion of acknowledgement at the two arrivals. Her eyes are wide open, and they are a solid black, glowing with a deep darkness.

"Make yerthelveth at home," Oldthinker croaks from the kitchen. "Be right out with the thtuff! And don't mind Phinny! She'th been like that a while, and she'th completely okay!"

"Ooh, is the shit really that stout, then?" Tom asks, poking at Phinny with his foot. The metallic angel makes no move to react.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« Reply #3352 on: February 21, 2015, 10:33:18 pm »

Great. More laws. I have a feeling this place will end up more boring than a paint drying convention.
"So... Are those door locks? What does it mean?" Eta asked, using her head to indicate the door card thing saying "UNOCCUPIED".

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« Reply #3353 on: February 22, 2015, 02:07:54 am »

"Let's go upstairs then, eh?"

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« Reply #3354 on: February 22, 2015, 02:10:43 am »

Yes, quite. Are you congested, by the way?

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« Reply #3355 on: February 22, 2015, 04:27:25 am »

"You mean... Like... My bowel movements...?
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« Reply #3356 on: February 22, 2015, 04:31:41 am »

Great. More laws. I have a feeling this place will end up more boring than a paint drying convention.
"So... Are those door locks? What does it mean?" Eta asked, using her head to indicate the door card thing saying "UNOCCUPIED".

"They probably lock their doors. Some may have forgotten. It does not matter, since I can open them anyway if you want."

The shade walks over to one of the blank hatches and sticks its spidery finger into the finger-hole, as you call it due to having no idea what the actual term for it is. It rolls aside to reveal... a closet. Or at least that's what it looks like. It's about half as large as a studio apartment, and appropriately has about half the furniture - a sarcophagus and a fold-out desk and chair combination. And also a screen on the wall.

"The unoccupied room has no tenants. The inhabitants presumably saw no need to correct this impression."

You also notice that the far right hatch is open a crack, and probably not closed at all.
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« Reply #3357 on: February 22, 2015, 04:34:58 am »

Your voice sounds different.

((Halesly was grey, wasn't he?))
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« Reply #3358 on: February 22, 2015, 07:34:00 am »

"Oh. Yes. That's the sound of the potato. It's like, the potato is coming through me. It's powerful stuff."
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« Reply #3359 on: February 22, 2015, 08:58:44 am »

Is the sarcophagus empty? Can I see that the room is empty just by looking through the door?
"Wait, you said there were 5 shades living here. So the unoccupied room should be empty, correct? In fact, since it is early, every room should be empty right now, correct?"
Casually walk past the half open far right hatch. Then quickly open it, intent on surprising anybody inside.
I wonder what the screen is for. Hell TV? Big brother watching them? Announcements and info? Hell Internet?
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