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Patience, young Padawan

24 (9.5%)

Bribe lazy owls

28 (11.1%)

Prod lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Beat lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

66 (26.2%)

Abandon thread

18 (7.1%)

Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[miauw62]

NATO Phonetic Alphabet?

Alphadie, Bravodie, Charliedie, Deltadie, etc

[DreamCarver]

Meditation + Foreign Affairs

Chill enough. Also need to be sure we don't mess up our peasant-level understanding of the realm yet again.

[IronyOwl]

Week 9: Augmentation



"Chiming dyads on a glockenspiel" is going on my list of things I don't understand.


Slowly but surely working our way up the noble Hollow Stick With Holes In It.


Now this guy is a smooooth criminal.


Not smooth enough, of course.


Here we go again.


"I think a foreign power is occupying our territory, or something? I never really got the details."

Spoiler: Unless... (click to show/hide)

What's our diplomacy ag-


Not again!


If you want to thank us...


...thank us in shinies!


Like that guy!


We have arranged to take shinies off his hands, yes.


Is this a noble thing? This is a noble thing, isn't it?


Haha so this one time I was queen of the entire kingdom and I accidentally married some foreigner. Oops!


You'd think this is the kind of thing they'd teach you in Queen School, but-


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.




So, this week has been very Queenly! Very not-very-good-at-Queenly, but Queenly nonetheless!

...what thing, Queenly or otherwise, shall we be doing to relax from it?



Speaking of which, poll results are in!

38 Leading by funky example
37 Complete the ritual, rule on as a breathless Lich Queen. All problems solved forever!
27 Executing everyone who can't dance
27 Declaring war on squares
27 Building ourselves a trusted crew
27 SCIENCE AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THOSE FOOLS LAUGHED AT ME AAHAHAHAHA!
25 Screw it, just burn it all
25 Abdicate, retreat to tropical beach. All problems solved forever!
25 TO THE CALIGULAMOBILE!
24 Leading by drunken example
21 Leading by lecherous example
18 Diplomatic... things, so ruinous you're not even sure she didn't plan this
17 Science!
14 Diplomatic success
13 Economic development
11 Economic ruin
6 Diplomatic ruin
3 Diplomatic failure


So there's an overwhelming consensus to rule on as a funky lich queen. There's a fair stream of agreement to... well, to clean up the kingdom, as it were, along with various other maniacal villain housekeeping-focused monarch tendencies.

Long story short, we're the funkiest Disney villain.

[FArgHalfnr]

A proper necrodancer needs a crypt! TO THE DUNGEON!!

[RAM]

We are far too well behaved, Sneak out.

[EuropeanDorf]

We need to raise the army of undead plants, go to the gardeens.

Plus, we're depressed. Lich can't show emotions.

[DreamCarver]

Our recent failures to understand the ways of royalty must be remedied through experience. Attend Court. Maybe we'll learn a few things.

[birdy51]

The courts have nothing to teach us! To the gardens!

[IronyOwl]

Weekend 9: Air

Gardens 2
Dungeon 1
Sneak Out 1
Court 1









School time again!

[Moron]

Double decoration - might as well make the most of the bonus to Expression.

[FArgHalfnr]

Divination and world history. I feel like those will be more useful. We miiiight want to know if someone is planning to invade us. That and we don't want to look like an idiot like last time when what's his name asked for help to stop an invasion that we weren't even aware of.

[Dermonster]

Getting out of depressed and afraid is such a goddamn pain.

[birdy51]

Double Decker Decoration!

[DreamCarver]

Double Decker Decoration!

+1!

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Okay, I've been following this for a while, and I've got to jump on the double decoration bandwagon. Minmaxing a bit is nice. Maybe there's a check for decoration involved in our diplomatic meeting. People respect you if your place looks nice, right?