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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 129227 times)

Remuthra

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2014, 08:32:25 pm »

-1 to AI Idea.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2014, 08:35:40 pm »

What's the fun of taking something already programmed and hollow when we can take something organic, full of potential and vitality, and corrupt it?
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2014, 08:36:36 pm »

You hold the baby over your head like a baboon with a baby lion and proclaim "THIS BOY'S NAME IS GRATE! AND HE IS TERRIBLE! THE IRONY IS PALPABLE!"







YEAR ONE:

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH HIM?!

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2014, 08:39:47 pm »

Take a sailing trip out into the sea, and cast him overboard in a box. Wait for him to return home, wearing darkened goggles all the while.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2014, 08:43:32 pm »

Teach it 12100 digits of Pi. Not the first 12100 digits either, 1628th to 13728th digits.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2014, 08:44:01 pm »

Tie 20 pound weights to his feet and punch him in the head if he ever moves slower than the average baby. He'll wear them til' he's like 12 and when he takes them off he'll be the fastest man in the world.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2014, 08:45:36 pm »

Teach it 12100 digits of Pi. Not the first 12100 digits either, 1628th to 13728th digits.
Take a sailing trip out into the sea, and cast him overboard in a box. Wait for him to return home, wearing darkened goggles all the while.
Guys... he's a baby we cant do that until he's twelve. Let's take him to daycare and let the bullies rank him up in Cynicismish.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2014, 08:47:40 pm »

Tell him stories about ancient Rome, how its legions were mighty, how wealthy it was, ect.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2014, 09:17:23 pm by poketwo »
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2014, 08:48:07 pm »

Well we can't make him cynical without establishing a control first, right? He needs to know what other people live like.

Well actually yeah day care would take care of that. We should hire mobster babies to teach him how the world works.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2014, 08:49:31 pm »

Take him out to see a bar brawl live. Cause the brawl if needed.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2014, 08:49:36 pm »

Teach it 12100 digits of Pi. Not the first 12100 digits either, 1628th to 13728th digits.
Take a sailing trip out into the sea, and cast him overboard in a box. Wait for him to return home, wearing darkened goggles all the while.
Guys... he's a baby we cant do that until he's twelve. Let's take him to daycare and let the bullies rank him up in Cynicismish.
Why not?

Quote from: The myth of Perseus
He walked into the tower and saw Danae with a baby on her lap, smiling she said, "I have named him Perseus." Acrisius was furious, he shut Danae and baby Perseus up in a large chest and cast them out to sea.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2014, 08:52:04 pm »

+1 to daycare for cynicismish or calculus for infants for schoolishness
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2014, 08:52:27 pm »

We should do that one scene from that one James Bond movie where they dunk him in ice water filled with scorpions.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2014, 08:58:44 pm »

Teach it 12100 digits of Pi. Not the first 12100 digits either, 1628th to 13728th digits.
Take a sailing trip out into the sea, and cast him overboard in a box. Wait for him to return home, wearing darkened goggles all the while.
Guys... he's a baby we cant do that until he's twelve. Let's take him to daycare and let the bullies rank him up in Cynicismish.
Why not?

Quote from: The myth of Perseus
He walked into the tower and saw Danae with a baby on her lap, smiling she said, "I have named him Perseus." Acrisius was furious, he shut Danae and baby Perseus up in a large chest and cast them out to sea.
Well I find it rather unlikely that Poseidon will take pity on him and even if he does our son will have no memory of us and would probobly never come back. As for Pi a most sixteen-year-olds couldn't do that much less a one-year-old.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2014, 08:59:56 pm »

I hit "Show unread posts since last visit" instead of "Show new replies to your posts". I'm so very glad I did, because it lead to something amazing. PTW.
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