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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 129226 times)

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #300 on: January 21, 2014, 06:53:52 pm »

Hecate can still be a playdate. She just won't move very much.

Set Hecate's corpse up in Grate's room and forbid him from touching her until we're ready to try again at resurrection.
This +1, leading into
Wait.

If we get Grate to do it, do you think we could get a bonus to the roll?
This when he's old enough to understand. Make sure to explain to him as he grows up that Hecate died for him, and that he owes it to her to use his powers of business management to generate a True Resurrection effect for her. Tell him to think of it as buying out a failed company and pumping enough capital into it that it becomes self-sustaining again.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #301 on: January 21, 2014, 06:59:23 pm »

Hecate can still be a playdate. She just won't move very much.

Set Hecate's corpse up in Grate's room and forbid him from touching her until we're ready to try again at resurrection.
This +1, leading into
Wait.

If we get Grate to do it, do you think we could get a bonus to the roll?
This when he's old enough to understand. Make sure to explain to him as he grows up that Hecate died for him, and that he owes it to her to use his powers of business management to generate a True Resurrection effect for her. Tell him to think of it as buying out a failed company and pumping enough capital into it that it becomes self-sustaining again.

+1, A failed company that was one of your startup investors too.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #302 on: January 21, 2014, 07:09:52 pm »

Hecate can still be a playdate. She just won't move very much.

Set Hecate's corpse up in Grate's room and forbid him from touching her until we're ready to try again at resurrection.
This +1, leading into
Wait.

If we get Grate to do it, do you think we could get a bonus to the roll?
This when he's old enough to understand. Make sure to explain to him as he grows up that Hecate died for him, and that he owes it to her to use his powers of business management to generate a True Resurrection effect for her. Tell him to think of it as buying out a failed company and pumping enough capital into it that it becomes self-sustaining again.

+1, A failed company that was one of your startup investors too.
I putteth a 1+eth.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #303 on: January 21, 2014, 07:10:57 pm »

Sacrifice Athena to Hecate to bring her back to life?
Zeus killed Kronos to become king of the gods. And Kronos did that to Ouranos.

And if we have our way, Zeus will fall to Grate.
Yep. All hail Lord Grate!

Then after that, we can take on the Norse pantheon. Let him have Nidhogg as a pet.
The only Nidhogg I'm familiar with is a 2-d fencing/american football/suicide game. Look it up, it's pretty fun.
Yeah, I saw TB play that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Níðhöggr
Yeah both those things are great.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #304 on: January 21, 2014, 07:17:24 pm »

Hecate can still be a playdate. She just won't move very much.

Set Hecate's corpse up in Grate's room and forbid him from touching her until we're ready to try again at resurrection.
This +1, leading into
Wait.

If we get Grate to do it, do you think we could get a bonus to the roll?
This when he's old enough to understand. Make sure to explain to him as he grows up that Hecate died for him, and that he owes it to her to use his powers of business management to generate a True Resurrection effect for her. Tell him to think of it as buying out a failed company and pumping enough capital into it that it becomes self-sustaining again.
+1

Plus, helps teach him to to set up goals and strive for them... that does stat increasing stuff right? And also we should tell him over and over and over and over...... and over gain everything we do is to make him the best he can be... so he understands why we are actively trying to traumatize him.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #305 on: January 21, 2014, 07:27:38 pm »

Hecate can still be a playdate. She just won't move very much.

Set Hecate's corpse up in Grate's room and forbid him from touching her until we're ready to try again at resurrection.
This +1, leading into
Wait.

If we get Grate to do it, do you think we could get a bonus to the roll?
This when he's old enough to understand. Make sure to explain to him as he grows up that Hecate died for him, and that he owes it to her to use his powers of business management to generate a True Resurrection effect for her. Tell him to think of it as buying out a failed company and pumping enough capital into it that it becomes self-sustaining again.
+1

Plus, helps teach him to to set up goals and strive for them... that does stat increasing stuff right? And also we should tell him over and over and over and over...... and over gain everything we do is to make him the best he can be... so he understands why we are actively trying to traumatize him.
+1

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #306 on: January 21, 2014, 07:29:51 pm »

Hecate can still be a playdate. She just won't move very much.

Set Hecate's corpse up in Grate's room and forbid him from touching her until we're ready to try again at resurrection.
This +1, leading into
Wait.

If we get Grate to do it, do you think we could get a bonus to the roll?
This when he's old enough to understand. Make sure to explain to him as he grows up that Hecate died for him, and that he owes it to her to use his powers of business management to generate a True Resurrection effect for her. Tell him to think of it as buying out a failed company and pumping enough capital into it that it becomes self-sustaining again.
+1

Plus, helps teach him to to set up goals and strive for them... that does stat increasing stuff right? And also we should tell him over and over and over and over...... and over gain everything we do is to make him the best he can be... so he understands why we are actively trying to traumatize him.

+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #307 on: January 21, 2014, 07:36:12 pm »

^I don't agree with the business stuff, but, otherwise, +1 that shit.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #308 on: January 21, 2014, 07:39:58 pm »

^^+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #309 on: January 21, 2014, 07:43:49 pm »

Hecate can still be a playdate. She just won't move very much.

Set Hecate's corpse up in Grate's room and forbid him from touching her until we're ready to try again at resurrection.
This +1, leading into
Wait.

If we get Grate to do it, do you think we could get a bonus to the roll?
This when he's old enough to understand. Make sure to explain to him as he grows up that Hecate died for him, and that he owes it to her to use his powers of business management to generate a True Resurrection effect for her. Tell him to think of it as buying out a failed company and pumping enough capital into it that it becomes self-sustaining again.
+1

Plus, helps teach him to to set up goals and strive for them... that does stat increasing stuff right? And also we should tell him over and over and over and over...... and over gain everything we do is to make him the best he can be... so he understands why we are actively trying to traumatize him.

+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #310 on: January 21, 2014, 07:51:05 pm »

Hecate can still be a playdate. She just won't move very much.

Set Hecate's corpse up in Grate's room and forbid him from touching her until we're ready to try again at resurrection.
This +1, leading into
Wait.

If we get Grate to do it, do you think we could get a bonus to the roll?
This when he's old enough to understand. Make sure to explain to him as he grows up that Hecate died for him, and that he owes it to her to use his powers of business management to generate a True Resurrection effect for her. Tell him to think of it as buying out a failed company and pumping enough capital into it that it becomes self-sustaining again.
+1

Plus, helps teach him to to set up goals and strive for them... that does stat increasing stuff right? And also we should tell him over and over and over and over...... and over gain everything we do is to make him the best he can be... so he understands why we are actively trying to traumatize him.

+1
+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #311 on: January 21, 2014, 07:52:56 pm »

Focus, people!  We have a future Evil CEO here- we need to make sure he looks the park!


Evil business makeover!  He must sport the look even now at his young age!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Sacrificing Gods to Babies.
« Reply #312 on: January 21, 2014, 07:55:51 pm »

You drag the body out of the bag and sort of set it in a corner of the room. You put little grate down beside it but push him away every time he tries to crawl towards it. Once he stops trying to crawl toward her you start hurling toys at both their heads, screaming "IT IS PLAY TIME NOW! PLAY! PLAY!"


HE LEARNS NOTHING FROM THIS COMPLETELY SENSICAL ACTION ON YOUR PART! YOU PROMPTLY STORM OUT OF THE ROOM AND TWERK IN PRIVATE TILL YOUR ANGER SUBSIDES.


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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #313 on: January 21, 2014, 08:02:02 pm »

Sacrifice a stray puppy/kitten to the dark gods of business, specifically the ones involved with human resources to revive Hecate as a corporate lich!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #314 on: January 21, 2014, 08:08:24 pm »

Sacrifice a stray puppy/kitten to the dark gods of business, specifically the ones involved with human resources to revive Hecate as a corporate lich!
+1.
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