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Author Topic: Toaster Vs Piecewise: Knock out is an Understatement  (Read 35007 times)

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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #255 on: February 08, 2014, 11:34:36 pm »
Does anyone know the potato to instant noodle rate?
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #256 on: February 08, 2014, 11:36:18 pm »
Waitaminute. Who's even taking these bets? Do we have someone here who hasn't placed a bet who can act as a bookie? And does anyone know how the whole taking and paying out bets thing even works?
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #257 on: February 08, 2014, 11:39:46 pm »
I'm assuming PW is the bookie, but if he isn't I call dibs. Also, the system is non-existent at the moment.

Also, the silly bets are my fault. Totally worth it.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2014, 12:15:11 am by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #258 on: February 09, 2014, 12:33:40 am »
One toaster on Toaster, and one piece, wisely placed on Piecewise.
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #259 on: February 09, 2014, 12:45:47 am »
A piece of what? A PIECE OF WHAT?!
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #260 on: February 09, 2014, 12:53:51 am »
A piece of wisdom.


...Basically, it's a fortune. You know. From a cookie.
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #261 on: February 09, 2014, 01:03:42 am »
Okay... so what's the fortune cookie wisdom to potato exchange rate?
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #262 on: February 09, 2014, 02:17:05 am »
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on February 09, 2014, 01:03:42 am
Okay... so what's the fortune cookie wisdom to potato exchange rate?
About 6859/1 with the pieces of wisdom on the large side, that's what you get for devaluing the potato economy.

Prick.
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #263 on: February 09, 2014, 03:15:58 am »
I do declare that the currency of this game is now potatoes.

Oh yeah, Irish be jealous of my potato monopoly.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2014, 03:19:43 am by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #264 on: February 09, 2014, 07:39:59 pm »
I am sorry, sir, but my twenty-seven small Hindu men can grow THRICE the potatoes you willever have.


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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #265 on: February 09, 2014, 08:51:50 pm »
I have infinite potatoes. INFINITE. Snap my fingers, boom, potatoes. It's actually works because I have an inter-dimensional device that steals potatoes from parallel dimensions.
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #266 on: February 09, 2014, 09:14:10 pm »
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #267 on: February 09, 2014, 09:27:34 pm »
Get out of my potato storage dimension, dammit!
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #268 on: February 10, 2014, 12:09:44 pm »
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Quote from: Toaster on February 08, 2014, 10:01:00 am
Keep up the assault!  Turn around and kick him squah in the nuts!
Squah?
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Systar attempts to kick Ivan in the balls. Ivan tries to grab systar's leg. Ivan's hands block the kick but he can't get hold of systar's leg. Over all, it was a very anti-climatic moment for all involved.
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Re: Toaster Vs Piecewise: ommmmmm ommmmmm
« Reply #269 on: February 10, 2014, 12:15:09 pm »
SQUAH IN DA NUTS

Or not.


5 Ki kick flip to the face!  Kick him through a convenient wall!
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Quote from: syvarris on December 27, 2015, 08:03:03 pm
HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
Quote from: Hapah on November 04, 2015, 11:43:09 am
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.
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