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[WillowLuman]

So, am I a skull? A corpse? Or a walking corpse?

[flame99]

So, am I a skull? A corpse? Or a walking corpse?

Er...
I'll say that you're a skull the bounces to move around, to keep something of an equilibrium of insanity and playability.

[WillowLuman]

Alrighty then.

Hop out of wherever I'm stored/interred.

[Remuthra]

The asylum intercom buzzes to life.

Greetings, Citizens! This is your Friend Computer speaking. Please be informed that due to suspected Communist insurgency random incinerations may occur. Please do not be alarmed, and take care to die promptly if incinerated. Have a nice day!

Set things on fire!

[WhitiusOpus]

Waitlist for me. Guess who I am?

[darkpaladin109]

Aww, I missed the sign-ups. Waitlist me too, I guess. I'l explain my avatar when I get into the game.

[Teneb]

Search around for anything that could make a passable shiv.

[Lightningfalcon]

PTW.  I would ask to be waitlisted, but... yeah.

[flame99]

Spoiler: Mess Hall (click to show/hide)

Search around for anything that could make a passable shiv.

[5] You aren't able to make a shiv with the materials available, but this is irrelevant, since somebody left theirs laying around.

"Oh, really? Love this place. Always something new to do."

HADOKEN. Kill as many people as I can, whatever side they're on.

[3] You cast Hadoken, but it turns out... Wrong. You're distracted by your conversation with Battler, and after he declares that your magic is just laser pointers, you become angry. You focus on proving him wrong, that it isn't just laser pointers. Your fixation on laser pointers, however, causes you to instead summon a laser pointer.

Join forces with Black Mage, insert vast amounts of summoning magic into Hadouken.

[6]You inject your summoning magic into BM's Hadokun! This would appear to have manifested itself as a summoning a laser pointer. For rolling a six, you expected something more substantial.

The asylum intercom buzzes to life.

Greetings, Citizens! This is your Friend Computer speaking. Please be informed that due to suspected Communist insurgency random incinerations may occur. Please do not be alarmed, and take care to die promptly if incinerated. Have a nice day!

Set things on fire!

[1] One of your troubleshooters reports a Commie Mutant traitor's location! Acting quickly, you begin to incinerate that exact locations. It's only a few seconds later that you, in your infinite wisdom, notice that this would happen to be your location. Your core is now on fire! You estimate that you have three more high-efficiency time keeping units, called "Rounds", to act before the fire melts through to your core systems.

((Battler's the name. Blame asshole parents and a crazy occultist grandfather.))

"I really shouldn't be here... All of these crazy bastards going around talking about magic, when everyone knows that there's no such thing. This is the kind of place that Grandfather should have been admitted to, but not me."

Explain to the black mage that no matter how much he yells, his 'magic' isn't going to be getting any more real. Dismiss all flashing lights as a collection of laser pointers kept up his robe.

((Not what I was expecting, but hey, I'll give it a shot.))

[2] Your explanation does little. He begins chanting strange words, and light surges forth from his hands. You begin to suspect that what they claim about magic is actually true, until the light subsides and you see that he's actually holding a laser pointer.

CONSUME BLACK MAGE FOR RITUALISTIC PURPOSES

[3]You attempt to eat black mage, presumably using divine powers. Things don't quite work out, but, well, you did consume a bit of his robe!

((...This is not what I pictured this RTD to be. I'd rather just out.))

Get out of the Mess Hall and improvise a weapon from nearby..

((Really. That setting. >_>))

You head towards the riot, and pick up a discarded and broken piece of piping along the way. Then, you think "Wait, no, screw this", and club yourself over the head. The corpse reforms into the avatar of WhitiusOpus.

Take on the Mage guy.

[-Turtle Slaps-]

Sorry, I had to.

You swoop towards BM as he begins casting Hadoken. After delivering a hearty turtleslap, you notice that he just summoned a laser pointer.

Spoiler: Cell Block C (click to show/hide)

Alrighty then.

Hop out of wherever I'm stored/interred.

You hop out of your personal cell, using your jawbone to bounce around. It would appear you're a little late to the party you heard going on outside. You remember, somehow without a brain, that to the south is the next set of holding cells, cell block D, while to the north there's cell block B. There's an eastern passage leading over to the mess hall, and to the west is a wall.

Run around like crazy exclaiming I'm a wizard

[5] You run around screaming that you're a wizard! You also succeed in your bluff check against the universe, and because of this, gain some minor wizard powers!

Spoiler: Riot Scene (click to show/hide)

Excellent.

Take the form of a seeping darkness and ooze out of the mess hall, following the scent of pain and anger the rioters are exhibiting.

((Why do I imagine you as Nyarlathotep?)) The eldritch abomination reforms into a cloud of darkness, and seeps forward, following the hatred and pain that fuels it. Soon, you arrive at the scene of the riot. They're nearing the exit, and the guards are forming a last stand. At this point, most of the inmates have armed themselves with guns. You could either intervene, and aid the inmates, or you could just watch the pain and death grow and grow.

We agree with ourselves that running toward the commotion letting The Silent runner take the lead.

The vaultboy horde reaches the riot scene, and find Xantalos waiting, along with a lot of armed inmates and guards. Which one you side with, of course, could go either way.

[kj1225]

Lady Killer take the fore and attempts to seduce a nearby female. Preferably a guard.

[WillowLuman]

Look for the morgue, find the rest of my skeleton. A riot is no place for an easily kicked skull.

[Xantalos]

((He and I are old buddies.))

Ooze into the minds of various people in the crowd and whisper terrible secrets of that which should not be known into their souls. Give them an irresistible compulsion to follow what the rituals tell them to do as I snake out of their minds and watch the chaos unfold.

[Dermonster]

Tell the GM that he has too many players, a terrible turn layout, and a rather alarming lack of initial setting or plot.

[flame99]

Tell the GM that he has too many players and a terrible turn layout

Yeah, I'm aware of that. As far as turn layout goes, I'm open to suggestion.

[Dermonster]

No spoilers for actions, spoilers for status only. Put location in status. Crude MSpaint map if you really need to.

Also an actual starting setting and plot other than 'lol randum asylum do shit I guess lol'

Also cut your active players by half at least.