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[birdy51]

Have no fear. Oddball is more self-sufficient than other Mons can be.

Absorb, Mega Drain, and Powder attacks will undoubtedly make her handy.

[highmax28]

Have no fear. Oddball is more self-sufficient than other Mons can be.

Absorb, Mega Drain, and Powder attacks will undoubtedly make her handy.

What mega drain? Oddball learns absorb, powders and then nothing until level 28 as gloom, which is acid and then petal dance at 34

[birdy51]

Mega Drain is available later as a TM.

[highmax28]

Mega Drain is available later as a TM.

Thats giga drain...

[Urist Imiknorris]

Not in gen 1.

[highmax28]

Update as soon as I get home. I had to revert through rock tunnel 3 times before I learned to save at almost every battle. Expect tragedy

[highmax28]

We picked up Oddball and we decided she needed some intensive training. Diglett cave would suffice.

Oddball: Oddish oddish! (Ooooh! Look at all the flowers! Lalalalalalaaa...)

Red: Well Oddball, its time to train. Start using absorb on those Diglett!

Oddball: Oddish odd! (Lalalalalaaa flowerrrrsss!)

Red: Err... Oddball, use absorb?

Oddball: Odd oddish! (OOOOH! Dandelions! Wheeeeeeee!)

Red: Ummm... Oh! Hey Oddball! You see those mole things!? They're trying to destroy your flowers! If any of them dig, Karrie will get them! So take them out before they go under!

Oddball: Oddi!? (WHAT!?!?!)


Oddball used absorb! Super effective! Diglett fainted!

Hours of training and 8 levels later...

What!? Oddball is evolving!

Oddball: Oddish? (What's happening!? Where did all my flowers go?)

Red: Finally... Maybe she won't be so inclined to get into trouble


Congratulations! Oddball evolved into Gloom!

Oddball: Gloom gloo! (I evolved?)

Red: Yes! She is no longer-

Oddball: Gloo gloom! (Oh my god... LOOK AT ALL THE MUSHROOMS!)

Red: ... Argh... I'll just deal with it...


After Oddball evolved, we made our way back through the way that we last say Jangles alive, all of us but Oddball slightly mourning. We defeated countless trainers, but what came was the cave...

Red: Alright, Draco, can you use your tail flame to lighten up the place?

Draco: Char... Char? (Nope. This place is still dark... Wait, whats that noise?)


A WILD ZUBAT APPEARED! x50

Red: OH DEAR GOD! Draco, get on Karrie's back and start pegging them while we go deeper into the cave!

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Red: Spike! Use thrash and take them out!

Spike: Nidoking! (Got it mafah!)


Nidoking used thrash! Zubat fainted! x50

Red: Well... At least we can go on without another interruptio-


HIKER WANTS TO BATTLE!

Hiker: I AM A MASTER TACTICIAN!

Red: Spike, thrash his geodude!

Hiker: GEODUDE! MASTER TACTICIAN ATTACK!


Geodude used self destruct!

Red: SPIKE!

Spike: Nido... (Oh god...)


GEODUDE FAINTED!

Spike: Nido... Nid... (Go on without me... Master, you go on ya crazy mafah...)

Red: *bawls out into tears* SPIIIIIIIIIIIKKEEEEE!!!!!


The others stared at me for mourning the loss of the first pokemon I ever caught. Draco felt my pain and loss, because Spike, despite being an asshole at times, was a close and dear friend of ours, and helped us out in his own special way. We buried him in the cave, thanks to Jor, who despite his dark hunger, dug the grave using dig. We headed out to grab another ally, but we were met with a new one...

Voltorb: Volt! (BZZZZ! TARGET AQUIRED! SELF-DESTRUCT! SELF-DESTRUCT! BZZZZ!)

Red: Oh HELL no! Oddball! He's going to blow up all your mushrooms! Weaken him!

Oddball: Gloo! (OH NO YOU DON'T! DON'T TOUCH MY MUSHROOMS!)


Oddball used absorb!

Voltorb: Voltorb! (ERROR! ERROR! SELF-DESTRUCT NOT FOUND!)

Red: Get in the ball you bastard!

Red threw a pokeball! Voltorb was caught!

Red: I'm gonna call you... Kreig. What TMs do we have?

Kreig: Volt! (OPERATION: SUCESS. NEW NAME GIVEN: KREIG. I AM KREIG)


Red checked the bag!

Red: Wait- you can learn teleport!?

Kreig: Volt (OPERATION COMPATIBLE. KREIG CAN LEARN TELEPORT.)


Kreig learned teleport! Kreig learned thunderbolt!

And then began training for Kreig...

[highmax28]

I don't know how long it was... But I NEVER want to see a cave again in my life... Too many Zubats, and we all walked out either paralyzed or at 1hp. Kreig was a big help using teleport to get out of situations. (Note: I didn't want to exit and go back because I was right at the last floor but I could not see the trainers or anything else) We made it to Lavender town, and we finally got the chance to put our new ally in the box: Norris the Machop.

Red: Well, what is there to do in this town? There isn't any gym or anything special about it...


Generic Little Girl: Do you beleive in ghosts?

Red: Uhh... No


Generic Little Girl: Oh... That white hand on your shoulder... I'm just imagining that right? Maybe you can check out that pokemon tower! Its got some nice attractions! And cool stuff!

Red: It's nothing depressing, is it?


Generic Little Girl: *grin widens* Nope

LATER...

Red: ... She lied to me...

Kreig: Volt (THAT SHE DID. KREIG LAUGHS. HA. HA.)

Red: Can you speak in any other way then that?

Kreig: Volt voltorb (I CAN SPEAK LIKE THIS. Or I can speak like this. DEFAULT or option 1.

Red: There an option 2?

Kreig: Volt volt! (... Oh dear god! You completely changed the way how I think, b*****d!)

Red: Err... I think I broke him...

Blue: Red, fancy seeing you here... I guess you're here to mourn for your pokemon? They don't look dead... Yet

Red: Blue, piss off. I'm sick and tired of you constantly trying to battle me!

Blue: Not until I have my sweet sweet revenge... Go Pidgeotto! Kill!

Pidgeotto: Pidg! (Its time! Raticate shall be avenged!)

Red: Kreig! Thunderbolt!

Kreig: Voltorb! (I'll get this mother f***er!)


Kreig used thunderbolt! Its super effective! Critical hit! Pidgeotto fainted!

Blue: Growlithe! I'm counting on you!

Red: Karrie, its your time to shine!

Growlithe: Growli! (What kind of a name is Karrie? A clowns?)

Karrie: GYARADOS! (My word! Have some manners you mangy cur!)


Karrie used dragon rage! Karrie used bubblebeam! Growlithe fainted!

Blue: Rrrrgggg... GO EXEGGCUTE!

Red: Draco! Burn him!

Draco: Char! (I'm on it master!)


Charmeleon used ember! Exeggcute fainted!

Blue: Go Kadabra! What are you waiting for Red? Send out that damned snake of yours! I'll watch it die at the hands of my great Kadabra's mind!

Red: Draco... Rage

Draco: CHAR! (*rage noises*)


Draco used rage! Draco's rage is building! Kadabra used teleport! But it failed! Draco used rage! Kadabra fainted!

Blue: Come on Wartortle! We have to end this!

Red: Kreig... Thunderbolt...


Kreig used thunderbolt! Critical hit! Super effective! Wartortle fainted!

Blue: I... I don't beleive it... You completely destroyed my new and improved team...

Red: Go home Blue. You're not wanted here. After so many years of bullying me, its time you got payback. Raticate was an accident, and I hardly use Jor after that incident. You're walking into the big leagues now. If I ever battle you again, you better be able to hold your own against me.


And with that, I left him there in the pokemon tower. Kreig had grown immensely after that battle and we decided to head west towards Celadon...

[highmax28]

We traveled east and battled several trainers before taking a tunnel and heading into Celadon. Some guy then runs up to us and hands me a free Eevee. I decided to call her Eve and she joined the others in the box. Perhaps she will join us soon. Then stuff happened...

Draco: Charmeleon! (Whats that building over there? With all the flashy lights?)

Red: I don't know... Lets go check it out.


We found out later it was a game corner.

Red: Well... I don't think we'll stay he-

Rocket Grunt: Hey kid! Piss off! There's nothing behind this poster and you certainly aren;t allowed here!

Red: Wait a minute... You're that b*****d who killed George! Draco! Burn him!


Draco used ember!

Rocket Grunt: Argh! Bail! Bail!

Red: Hey, there actually IS a switch behind it. Lets see what it does-


A SECRET STAIRWAY OPENED!

Red: Well... Thats interesting...


We went down there and we were met by several team rocket grunts... And a dizzy puzzle...

Red: Oh dear god... I think I'm gonna get sick...

Karrie: *vomiting noises*

Red: ... Thank god this is run by team rocket

Giovanni: What on earth is that smell? Who let a kid in here!?

Red: Who are you?

Giovanni: I'm Giovanni, leader of team rocket. Onix, deal with this kid!

Red: Oddball! That giant snake thing is trying to get rid of all your mushrooms!

Giovanni: Uhh... Come again?

Oddball: Gloo!? (WHAT!?)


Oddball used absorb! Its super effective! Onix fainted!

Giovanni: Go Ryhorn! Take out this mushroom freak!

Red: Oddball! You hear that? He's going to take out your mushrooms!

Oddball: Gloom gloo! (Leave my mushrooms alone you big bully!)


Oddball used absorb! Its super effective! Ryhorn fainted!

Giovanni: Try this then, kid! Go Kangaskahn!

Red: Go Karrie!

Giovanni: Not going to use your "powerful" mushroom freak? Sending in your weakling pokemon? Kangaskhan! Comet punch the kid!

Karrie: GYARA! (Halfwit! Leave master alone!)


Karrie used dragon rage! Karrie used dragon rage! Karrie used bite! Kangaskhan fainted!

Giovanni: Fine... I will leave for now. Farewell!

Red: Hey, whats this?

In the distance: Nooooooooooooooo!


We got the sliph scope and then began to try out the slots... And fail miserably... We then made our way to Celadon gym.

[highmax28]

We decided once and for all to take on the gym.

Red: Well, here we are. Celadon gym

Kreig: Voltorb? (Whats that crazy old guy doing at the window?)

Red: I don't think we want to know...

Karrie: Gyara! (Oh my... This is rather... Uncomfortable, to say the least...)

Red: Lets just go inside and fight the gym leader so we can forget about him...


INSIDE THE GYM...

Jr. Trainer: Hey! Aren't you that peeping tom?

Red: No and I don't want you to confirm it by looking at the window...

Jr. Trainer: Go bellsprout! Use stun spore!


Draco was paralysed!

Red: That won't stop us! Draco! Ember!


Bellsprout gets first move! Bellsprout used wrap!

Red: Alright, we'll just wait it out...


HOURS PASS, SEVERAL LEMONADES CONSUMED LATER...

Red: Kreig, you're paralysed and he's spamming wrap... This is your only shot. He HAS to miss or you get first attack. You're the fastest on the team and I know you can do this. Sonicboom! Finish him!


Bellsprout goes first! Bellsprout used wrap!

Red: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Bellsprout's attack missed! Kreig used sonicboom! Bellsrpout fainted!

Red: F***ING FINALLY!


Jr. Trainer sent out bellsprout!

Red: ... Karrie... You're not paralysed, right? KILL IT!


Karrie used bite! Critical hit! Bellsprout fainted!

Red: Let it be known on this day: I f***ing hate bellsprout...

Erika: So, you have defeated my gym trainers. Now you must defeat me!

Red: Fine, I'll just take your badge right after. Go Jormagundr!

Jormagundr: Arbok ar! (I shall devour whatever she sends out! It is GOOD to have a worthy foe again!)

Erika: Go my beautiful pokemon!

Victreebel: Vict! (I am a graceful leaf in the wind)

Jormagundr: Arbo? (Uhhh... I'll just devour him...)


Jormagundr used dig! Victreebel used wrap!

Red: Oh my go- ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? WHO DOESN'T HAVE THESE THINGS!?


The attack continues! x5

Red: THATS IT! JOR! FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! WRAP!


Jormagundr used wrap! Victreebel fainted!

Red: FEAST!

Jormagundr: Arbo... (As much as I want to I can't... Too leafy...)

Erika: Tangela, go!

Red: Karrie, you're up!

Karrie: GYARA! (I'll deal with this rabble!)


Karrie used dragon rage! Tangela used constrict! Karrie used dragon rage! Tangela used bind! The attack continues! x3 Karrie used bite! Tangela fainted!

Red: If I never see an enemy use bind or wrap ever again...

Erika: Go Vileplume!

Red: Jor, deal with this... If it uses wrap, please use your bite to kill me now...


Jormagundr used dig! Vileplume used petal dance! vileplume missed! Jormagundr hit! Vileplume used petal dance! Vileplume is confused! It hurt itselfi n its confusion! Jormagundr used dig! (repeat) Vileplume fainted!

Red: it didn't use bind or wrap... VICTORY! Let's NEVER come here again!


BADGE GET!

We then decided to head back to lavender town with our new sliph scope to deal with what we heard was a ghost problem...

[birdy51]

But why not buy a Leaf Stone for our favorite plant

[highmax28]

But why not buy a Leaf Stone for our favorite plant

Already ahead of you on that. I'm waiting for level 38 when gloom learns petal dance

[Urist Imiknorris]

Are there any good special attacks Abra can learn to level up?

[highmax28]

Are there any good special attacks Abra can learn to level up?

Not as abra

[Urist Imiknorris]

I was talking about TMs, and oh hey, there's Psychic. How the hell did I forget that.