Observe the universe for unaligned patches of reality. I have a feeling that we missed a few.
Observe the universe for unaligned patches of reality. I have a feeling that we missed a few.
Help.
[6
+1] You break the reinforcement on reality, and find some areas that are part of both of your minds, endless void outside of you, the old reality, and player's minds.
Check the status of the pizza golems' civilizations on Earth and Mars.
[6] Earth's pizza golems have gained complete control over Earth. All of the golems on Mars died when poketwo exploded. Technically the golems on Earth died then too.
Pilot the ship to the solar system previously housing the mcdonalds
[5] You reach that solar system, which is mostly intact. Half the planets are still somewhat there, at least.
Expand my business from fast food to all food products. +1 for luck.
[1
+1] You fail to find a supplier.
grow a beard then become God of beards capable of controlling anyone's mind as long as they have a beard
Every point I have
[3] You ascend to the status of demigod of beards and gain the ability to control beards.
Re-reinforce reality.
[4] Done.
Beirus: 24
Sarrak: 32
Lielac: 32
Elephant Parade: 35
Paphi: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 28
poketwo: 15
bigjaredmonkey: 35
LordSlowpoke: 38
taat: 7
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 30
TalonisWolf: 34
Nunzillor: 22
Generally me: 1
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Dead.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control beards.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Burnt down.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
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