If I'm conscious enough, project my sleeping mind into the jungle base and its immediate surroundings, in an attempt to induce madness in those in the area.
[4] You drive everyone you can detect near or in your base insane.
Me with sidekick: go on a lonely planet away from the others required points
3 points spent. [1] You and your sidekick teleport to Paphi's planet.
Ascend from major deity to a hyper-deity. + needed points.
3 points spent. [2] You gain no increase in power.
Gain complete control over UDC through mind control +1 for luck
I assume mind control is well within the natural abilities of a universe sized omniscient reality warper
[2
+1] You gain complete control over the UDC's government.
Get back into hell and back into my fortress+4 points
"All army of the damned and Nullinzor, regroup on me on the hell forge world, I am lost as, I believe, paphi destroyed my demonic armada. Also, could a member of the UDC help pick me up, as your military leader I believe I have the command to order a small vessel to pick me up. It appears Hell Fortress has fallen and that hell is being over run with orks, Infernos Olympus down!
[2
+4] You retreat into Satan's palace and use it to make an announcement.
Satan replies over the same system:
"Almost none of that was accurate. Disregard his orders."Use the riots to take over a empire as it's new ruler.
[5] You seize control of spazyak's section of Hell.
Why do you not like me controlling hell? I thought I was doing a good job. well except for the orks and paphi and such, I just wanted to protect humanity. Guess Elves will have to do.
"Enough! I can tolerate your foolishness no longer," the terrible voice issues forth once more. "If you wish to blame me for your poor leadership, then I shall give you a true reason!"
Connect my smallest moon to the Intertank. Be towed to spazyak +3. Physically crush spazyak.
[6] You completely destroy Satan's palace, that moon, and spazyak. You also lose contact with the intertank. spazyak: respawn?
Leech energy from the barrier to empower my spirit.
EDIT: If that requires points, meditate on the nature of souls and the afterlife instead.
[3] You gain some uninteresting information about souls.
TRY HARDER, 3 Point used
[1
+3] You take over another solar system.
Prevent Paphi from spending points. 5 Points.
"I believe we need to do this."
I'm declaring this impossible due to it having the potential to permanently remove all ability to meaningfully act from a player.Prevent Paphi from spending points. 5 Points.
"I believe we need to do this."
Assist, if possible. 5 points. If not possible, seal Paphi away into an inescapable pocket dimension. Needed points.
"Evil must be stopped."
((FYI, there are no humans left on Earth. The last humans are in the last city, in Hell.))
3 points spent on second action. [1] You give Paphi near-immunity to being sealed.
Keep looking for power.
[3] You find a small functional power plant.
"Damn. I liked that palace."
Rebuild my palace.
[6] You build a new palace fueled by the eldritch power in the part of Paphi that hit your old palace. It has plenty of power, but may mind-control anyone who isn't warded against mind control and is messing with the wiring.
Beirus: 37
Nosaneinme: 5
AoshimaMichio: 16
Sarrak: 32
High tyrol: 37
endlessblaze: 29
Salsacookies: 33
poketwo: 37
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 20
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 3
Coolrune206: 10
DoctorMcTaalik: 10
conein: 5
H4zardZ1: 6
Whisperling: 8
Hiddenleafguy: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rule an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Has a band of insane and ununited revolutionaries.
Has a well-hidden jungle base.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a few dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Hiddenleafguy
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
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