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[BadLemonsXI]

"You know the normal stuff conquering worlds in the name of our overload with our new space fle. . .I mean nothing much business as usual"

((Lemons has been reading the Humanity Fuck Yeah reddit. Nice to see the lawyer avatar I made you still has its use's))

[Gwolfski]

"I told you we need points..."

[Tawa]

"are you sure your not a vampire?"

"Are you sure you're not [the vessel of a dark god]?"

-snip-

"I will have you know that this is a glass of Chateau... Romani. The finest, um... milk! known to Termina. It costs 200 Rupees a bottle and is fit only for someone of my discerning tastes."

"It's, er, red because, uh, the preservative is... kind of a weird color. But... it keeps the flavor intact. Let's go with that."

-snip-

"By the... don't scare me like that!"

"Do we have any volunteer witnesses yet? I know there's like five of you at least."

[piratejoe]

"I c̕a͘ǹ b͝ȩ t͠he͢ fi̛r̶st wit͜n͝ess̷!"

[IcyTea31]

"To my knowledge, this isn't how it's supposed to go, but fine, I'll be a witness. If I seriously have to announce that."

[Twinwolf]

"Didn't I say I could be a witness back when we decided to try the judge?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"..."

[Tawa]

-snop-
"To my knowledge, this isn't how it's supposed to go, but fine, I'll be a witness. If I seriously have to announce that."

"Well, I can't just pick one of you to go first out of preference. That would be rude."

-snip-
"I c̕a͘ǹ b͝ȩ t͠he͢ fi̛r̶st wit͜n͝ess̷!"

"If I may direct the court's attention to the following statement:"

"I̕m a èld̀r̀i̵tch ͜ho͢r͝r̀o҉r̡ do̷ y͡o͢u͟ ͠r͝eally͞ t͟hin̵k ͟lawś ̴apply ̷to ͏me?̧"

"By your own admission, you could lie under oath and get off scot-free! We can't have that in a witness!"

-snip-
"Didn't I say I could be a witness back when we decided to try the judge?"

"Forgive my crassness, my lady! You have been waiting for countless hours for your turn at the witness stand. Of course the right falls to you. I trust you are prepared?"

[Twinwolf]

"All I have to do is say what I saw, right? And be completely honest about it? Then yeah."

[piratejoe]

"I͝ ̷c͠an ̢àls̨o͞ a҉dd͏ a͏ll o̸f͝ yo͢ưr ͘h͢ȩadş ͢to͟ ͜my ̴c͘o͏l̵lec͘ti̧o͞n h̵ere and ̀ge̷t ąwa͝y ̸with͟ ̵it, but̨ i ́h̷ave͡n͝'̶t̕ d̕one̛ ͘t̶ḩa̴ţ ̸n͞ow͟ h͞a̡ve ̵i͡?̵.͠.̸.yet̷.̀"

[TheBiggerFish]

"BEGONE."

piratejoe has been Banished!

[piratejoe]

"T͜hat'͠s ͡n͡ot how͡ t̵h̕is ̢w̧or͞ks, th̵a̵t's no̴t̢ h̕ow ͏an̴y o̕f́ thi̢s ̛wor̢ks.͢.̨.̕ ҉R͠e̡alļy tho͝ugh͜, y̴ǫų a̷r̶e̷ mak̛ing̶ ̴me ̕w͘ant͘ ̷to ́r̢ip̢ y͟ou͏r h̷e͜ad͟ o͢ff an̡d͏ add͟ ͝it͠ ̶t͢o ̶m̀y colle͠c͠tioń."̵

[Tawa]

piratejoe, please try to avoid godmodding. I'm not sure whether you're angling for comedic or dramatic value but it upsets the overall "balance" of the game, for lack of a better term. An eldritch abomination character has potential in a wacky courtroom setting like this but flagrant "your rules don't apply" hinders everyone else's fun.

TBF I appreciate your policing efforts but keep the golden rule of RPGs in mind.

Actual game post coming later.

[Gwolfski]

Actually, it makes this more interesting.

[IcyTea31]

Actually, it makes this more interesting.

((I disagree. A certain amount of wackiness is fine and fun, but too much holds the game back as it doesn't get deep enough for true intrigue. Ace Attorney has silly characters and funny lines, but they are to enrich the experience of the whodunit mystery that is the heart of the game, not to be an experience by themselves.))