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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #135 on: July 19, 2014, 11:46:41 am »



A child's poignant comment on the human condition...

Looks like someone's gon' get shanked.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #136 on: July 19, 2014, 12:28:36 pm »



A child's poignant comment on the human condition...

Looks like someone's gon' get shanked.
Shanked and Ganked.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #137 on: July 19, 2014, 05:34:12 pm »

Looks like a Mexican standoff.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #138 on: July 20, 2014, 12:27:17 am »

PTW
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #139 on: August 06, 2014, 10:30:20 pm »

Discussing religion with my lady:

She worships Osel Fatewitch the Hateful Poisons, deity of murder and death. I know who my next adventurer will worship.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2014, 10:35:05 pm by palu »
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #140 on: August 15, 2014, 05:36:40 pm »

Raiding a mage tower when a zombie talked to me:

You: Hello, Elf. I am Ocna Bridleponders. Don't travel alone at night, or the bogeyman will get you.
Elf Corpse: I found myself dead.



Well, that is unfortunate...
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #141 on: August 17, 2014, 10:44:59 am »

You: Hello, Elf. I am Ocna Bridleponders. Don't travel alone at night, or the bogeyman will get you.
Elf Corpse: I found myself dead.
You should have told him that it was inevitable.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #142 on: August 17, 2014, 04:32:53 pm »

You: Hello, Elf. I am Ocna Bridleponders. Don't travel alone at night, or the bogeyman will get you.
Elf Corpse: I found myself dead.
You should have told him that it was inevitable.
Or that it was sad, but not unexpected.

What with him being a zombie and all.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. Was this inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #143 on: August 18, 2014, 12:45:37 am »

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Harpy (to Harpy): Just now I attacked me in The Putrid Biles.
Harpy (to Harpy): It was inevitable.

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #144 on: August 30, 2014, 10:17:50 am »

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #145 on: September 01, 2014, 03:43:50 am »

Ran across a group of insane sparrow men.

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