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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2014, 01:00:33 am »
"Death is all around us."
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2014, 08:12:17 am »
Quote from: KingMurdoc on September 08, 2014, 01:00:33 am
"Death is all around us."

Can this horrify you?
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2014, 09:26:13 am »
In a time before time, i atacked myself.
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2014, 10:26:31 am »
Life is, in a word, gimmicks.
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2014, 03:58:32 pm »
The Holy Lobster greets you.
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2014, 06:41:02 pm »
Quote from: Broken on September 08, 2014, 09:26:13 am
In a time before time, i atacked myself.
It was for the best.
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2014, 07:14:01 pm »
Quote from: Quartz_Mace on September 07, 2014, 12:17:36 pm
Make way for lady Bëmbul of the Fatal Council!

*Stabs lord in gut*
Make way for Lord Tawarochir of the Council of Sorcerers!

*stabs lady in gut*
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2014, 07:40:41 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on September 12, 2014, 07:14:01 pm
Quote from: Quartz_Mace on September 07, 2014, 12:17:36 pm
Make way for lady Bëmbul of the Fatal Council!

*Stabs lord in gut*
Make way for Lord Tawarochir of the Council of Sorcerers!

*stabs lady in gut*
The Lady slashes the Lord in the left hand with her -Iron sword- and the part sails off in an arc!

I will fight no more.
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on January 21, 2015, 03:52:20 pm
Welcome, newcomer, to this place of madness, also referred to as the forums of the Twelfth Bay. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Quote from: Max™ on September 27, 2014, 01:14:22 am
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2014, 07:45:12 pm »
Quote from: Quartz_Mace on September 12, 2014, 07:40:41 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on September 12, 2014, 07:14:01 pm
Quote from: Quartz_Mace on September 07, 2014, 12:17:36 pm
Make way for lady Bëmbul of the Fatal Council!

*Stabs lord in gut*
Make way for Lord Tawarochir of the Council of Sorcerers!

*stabs lady in gut*
The Lady slashes the Lord in the left hand with her -Iron sword- and the part sails off in an arc!

I will fight no more.
The spinning spit strikes the Lord in the head, and the part explodes into gore!
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2014, 08:21:14 pm »
You gesture!

You shudder and begin to move!

You bite the lady in the neck, and the injured part explodes into gore!

You punch the pisskop in the torso, and the injured part explodes into gore!

* Quartz_Mace has been struck down.

* pisskop has been struck down.

* You are now in control of Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread, a Bay12ian thread.
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2014, 08:43:14 pm »
But . . .the worst part of unconditionally winning is having nobody to gloat over :'(
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #41 on: September 12, 2014, 11:09:57 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on September 12, 2014, 08:43:14 pm
But . . .the worst part of unconditionally winning is having nobody to gloat over :'(
You gesture!

Every corpse in the room shudders and begins to move.

*proceeds to gloat*
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on January 21, 2015, 03:52:20 pm
Welcome, newcomer, to this place of madness, also referred to as the forums of the Twelfth Bay. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Quote from: Max™ on September 27, 2014, 01:14:22 am
Quartz Mace cancels living: demons embedded in everything.
Ass möde is a way of life
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2014, 11:32:54 pm »
It is terrifying.
*draws slade greatsword*
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