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[AoshimaMichio]

"Ooh, that sounds good! ...But I still kinda want to eat that one too, it seems kinda strong."

[Harry Baldman]

"Could try and stomp him with the warbeast then! Like eating a tortoise - first you have to crack the shell to get at the sweet meats inside."

Start delivering Ryan back to the warbeast to the best of my ability. Can I actually lift him?

[Xantalos]

I guess I just forgot that you almost exclusively play sociopaths.

((I can't help it, even the regular people I play eventually devolve into them over time.))

"What, do you really think those wounds just closed up on their own?"

"What wound, my foot? I wouldn't be surprised after a certain point."

Fortunately for both me and Ozarck, cats land on their feet. So throw Sebastian off the side of the warbeast. Can't have more powered shenanigans accidentally ripping my ride apart. What do you mean I'm arguably a bigger danger than he is?

[AoshimaMichio]

"Could try and stomp him with the warbeast then! Like eating a tortoise - first you have to crack the shell to get at the sweet meats inside."

Start delivering Ryan back to the warbeast to the best of my ability. Can I actually lift him?

"Tell me more, teacher!"

Get carried/dragged back to warbeast. Some shell stomping appears to be in order.

[Ozarck]

Bite Xan hard. Whack him with a chair. Summon Ryan and Mr. Bird. Slip out of his leg lock, since it is located on my missing leg.

That wasn't a question! Well, the first part was, but it still wasn't the correct question!

[wipeout1024]

Run to the back of the warbeast.

[Toaster]

Bite Xan hard. Whack him with a chair. Summon Ryan and Mr. Bird. Slip out of his leg lock, since it is located on my missing leg.

((Ah, the ol' Schrodinger's Leglock.))

Take a sip or three of water to avoid the fight.

[piecewise]

"Could try and stomp him with the warbeast then! Like eating a tortoise - first you have to crack the shell to get at the sweet meats inside."

Start delivering Ryan back to the warbeast to the best of my ability. Can I actually lift him?

Yeah, he may be a death claw but he's pretty small.

You carry him back to the war beast and plop him down. Gently. Not how you normally plop things you want to eat down.

Bite Xan hard. Whack him with a chair. Summon Ryan and Mr. Bird. Slip out of his leg lock, since it is located on my missing leg.

That wasn't a question! Well, the first part was, but it still wasn't the correct question!

I guess I just forgot that you almost exclusively play sociopaths.

((I can't help it, even the regular people I play eventually devolve into them over time.))

"What, do you really think those wounds just closed up on their own?"

"What wound, my foot? I wouldn't be surprised after a certain point."

Fortunately for both me and Ozarck, cats land on their feet. So throw Sebastian off the side of the warbeast. Can't have more powered shenanigans accidentally ripping my ride apart. What do you mean I'm arguably a bigger danger than he is?

6 vs 5

The wrestling match continues for several minutes until the cat gets free and pulls a steel chair out of nowhere. He thwacks Xan upside the head with it before xan punts him out of the crew compartment and dangerously close to the edge of the deck.

Bite Xan hard. Whack him with a chair. Summon Ryan and Mr. Bird. Slip out of his leg lock, since it is located on my missing leg.

((Ah, the ol' Schrodinger's Leglock.))

Take a sip or three of water to avoid the fight.

[2]
YOU KEEP DRINKING BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE THIS SITUATION ANY LESS STUPID! DRINK MORE!

[Harry Baldman]

"Well, they seem rather busy. Suppose we should take care of the pursuit then."

See if I can jigger the warbeast into following the tentacled crabthing.

[AoshimaMichio]

"Well, they seem rather busy. Suppose we should take care of the pursuit then."

See if I can jigger the warbeast into following the tentacled crabthing.

"Yes! Plop it open like a tortoise! What's a tortoise?"

Or maybe guide warbeast into stomping on the crabthing so juicy meat will burst out.

[Gentlefish]

oh my god he's a loony toon.

[Parisbre56]

IT'S JOHN CENA!
*starts humming the theme song*

[Ozarck]

Love me, hate me, I will always be me!

IT'S JOHN CENA!
*starts humming the theme song*

Absorb the energy of the crowd! Exult in the cheering of the masses, and the very memetic reactions to our performance! Gain protagonist strength from the cliffhanger (Or, warbeasthanger) and come back, stronger than before. If Xan presses the assault, dodge and let him fall dramatically, like the movie villain he so chooses to be. Summon a monstrosity to eat Xan, since he is intent on killing Sebastian.

Sebastian sits down and licks his forepaw, ear twitching. he then goes to tell Dave the mighty and Ryan the very large about the Epic Battle - including their own valiant parts as Heroic Monster Chaser away and Noble Steed.

[wipeout1024]

Run to the back of the warbeast.

[Egan_BW]

Poke Sebastian.