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Orange Wizard

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #555 on: September 02, 2014, 11:04:53 pm »

ROCKS STILL FELL AND YOU STILL DIED DAMMIT
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #556 on: September 02, 2014, 11:07:06 pm »

ROCKS STILL FELL AND YOU STILL DIED DAMMIT
But then I wouldn't be posting would I? Unless corpses have built in Wi-Fi now.
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7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #557 on: September 02, 2014, 11:07:38 pm »

I think you're forgetting the power of the DM.

Old.  Man.  Henderson.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #558 on: September 02, 2014, 11:08:46 pm »

Don't use your logic against me!
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #559 on: September 02, 2014, 11:10:00 pm »

Don't use your logic against me!
Ok then I will use my penis against you!



Probably shoulda just went with the logic honestly...
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #560 on: September 02, 2014, 11:15:12 pm »

Don't use your logic against me!

Lojeek?  What is this word you speak of?  Is...is it some type of food?  A weapon that I can bash over the heads of my enemies?
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #561 on: September 02, 2014, 11:29:27 pm »

ROCKS STILL FELL AND YOU STILL DIED DAMMIT
Oh, OK. Rebooting from backup from psion save-crystal trick, then :P
Epic levels are fun *trollface*

I think you're forgetting the power of the DM.

Old.  Man.  Henderson.
GREAT story, by the way, and I recommend trying to take a similar route of "if you can't beat them with logic, beat them soundly" with any player or GM who insists that "this class can't be played this way" or "You have to do that to keep with your character". Heck. I once posted advice to someone who's fellow player was saying that "Rogues have to be thieves and brigands, brigands and thieves have to be rogues" where I recommended populating a monastery with defending Rogues instead of Monks, but flavor them as devout priests who happen to be good at surrounding anyone who tries to rob the monastery; the post somehow managed to net me a High Priest of Flabort. Basically, I told him replace paladins with rogues, monks with something else, and yada yada someone was so impressed with the way I worded it that they ascended me to position of God.
Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Point is, if you have a player or GM who is a stick-in-the-mud who logic won't budge, and won't be persuaded by cheese because it's cheese, then make them wrong by putting them in a situation where they are always wrong. Which Old Man Henderson is the embodiment of, and the devout being rogues is an extension of.

Don't use your logic against me!
Lojeek?  What is this word you speak of?  Is...is it some type of food?  A weapon that I can bash over the heads of my enemies?
A tool used by the powerful lords, who feud and quarrel to no end. They cannot be touched by the swords of mindless repetition of an opinion, for they are protected by the powerful castle walls that they build using the tools of logic. They cannot be felled by the logic of others, for they are too stubborn and steadfast themselves to believe it.
But there is another tool, used by the sly and underhanded, to sneak under the walls built by Logic and disarm the powerful lords of Logic itself: And it's name is Henderson.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #562 on: September 02, 2014, 11:43:05 pm »

Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Point is, if you have a player or GM who is a stick-in-the-mud who logic won't budge, and won't be persuaded by cheese because it's cheese, then make them wrong by putting them in a situation where they are always wrong. Which Old Man Henderson is the embodiment of, and the devout being rogues is an extension of.

Henderson has pull in terms of weight, but That Guy Destroys All Psions had a rating of >2 on the Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment in the very first session.  I especially enjoy how the elf basically was dwarven by having grown eyebrows down to his belt in order to act as a beard, since elves in the setting couldn't have beards.  Chaos begins around "The Second PK Attempt", and the rest is utterly spectacular.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #563 on: September 02, 2014, 11:54:22 pm »

Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Point is, if you have a player or GM who is a stick-in-the-mud who logic won't budge, and won't be persuaded by cheese because it's cheese, then make them wrong by putting them in a situation where they are always wrong. Which Old Man Henderson is the embodiment of, and the devout being rogues is an extension of.

Henderson has pull in terms of weight, but That Guy Destroys All Psions had a rating of >2 on the Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment in the very first session.  I especially enjoy how the elf basically was dwarven by having grown eyebrows down to his belt in order to act as a beard, since elves in the setting couldn't have beards.  Chaos begins around "The Second PK Attempt", and the rest is utterly spectacular.
That was beautiful.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #564 on: September 03, 2014, 12:04:13 am »

I kinda want to build a character like that and smash a campaign, but I also like my membership on the forum.

Oh, and InsanityrocksfallIncarnateeveryonedies, you forgot that I have like 5 or 6 d20 campaigns and might as well be the god of [lazy] GMS.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #565 on: September 03, 2014, 12:15:28 am »

That's... true. A more effective tactic (on forums, at least) would be to just stop updating until everyone forgets about it.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #566 on: September 27, 2014, 07:48:24 pm »

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #567 on: October 11, 2014, 07:10:56 am »

"You're doing that wrong."
'OK FINE, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?'
"I'm a dog."

Let me say then, on this head; never think ill and meanly of hard work. 'In all labour there is profit.' A position in which no work is needful, and boundless opportunities of self-pleasing about, may seem to you a very enviable, but it is certainly a very dangerous one. Some have to work with their hands, and some with their heads. The man who does not work at all, and cares not to make work for himself by seizing opportunities of doing good, runs a fearful risk of being condemned at last as having hid his talents in a napkin
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #568 on: October 24, 2014, 09:51:15 pm »

This has gone from being about killing a dragon on a tower to having hitmen sent after you by inkeepers. Good job, guys.

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How did this happen in the course of just two days?

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #569 on: November 09, 2014, 04:50:18 am »

What in the sweet fuck is Old Man Henderson?
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