I would like to play.
Spectating Gods:
Name: Mister MeowMeow
Domain: CATS. CATS CATS CATS CATS
Description:
You're in. Take a seat in the stands.
"Rererererererererererererererererererevengence! Zoop muthafuckas!"
Stay in cover and overwatch, lasering anyone who attacks NJW this turn. If no-one does, laser Toaster.
[5] Fire a head at the ground to the depth of the water (Rhinotaur to Triceratops to Whale, whichever size is most appropriate) so it is put out by the water, but still can be stood on. Stand on it. Fire whale heads at Toaster, unless someone attacks me, in which case fire anglerfish heads at them. Stab anyone in melee range with the knife, obviously.
"Aaaah shit! My arm! Help! Team, anyone? Want to be with the whale tossing guy? You can be my bodyguard, help me with my wounds, while I massacre everyone for you? We can tag team these morons? A coalition of the mighty?"
Also, swear that blood oath of comradeship till combat is unavoidable with EganBW's bird person thing.
[5] You summon up a perfect little raft made of a whale head surrounded by smaller elk heads with their horns stabbed into the whale. For stability, you see.
Egan scrambles up next to you and you both fire a broadside towards toaster. [3] Your teammate fires a laser beam that's a foot and a half in diameter. You fire the taxidermied head of a basset hound. Someone here is clearly not pulling their weight.
Gotta Kill em All!
[5]
You fire an anachronistic music playing device straight at NJW's stupid face.
[2] It catches him right in the dome and [5] he staggers. He looks as though he's going to fall, but then firmly plants a foot back on the dried whale skin. He gives you a withering glare.
catch hidden leaf guy should he fail to stop himself, if he dies or stops his fall, to the whale corpse!/b]
"..."
Turn invisible if I'm not already. The quickest solution seems to be nude. So get nude, toss the clothes away, preferably towards someone else. Then, stranGLE SOME ONE ELSE DAMNIT! And inspect Ao's gift, the iridescent putty. Roll it around in my hands, see what happens.
[5] You strip naked, throw your angry clothing into the water and then turn invisible, foiling the clothing's attempt to find you and recommence it's particular brand of loving.
That done, you pull out the putty and start playing with it. It feels...tingly and electric in your hands. And when you roll it into a ball, the ball starts bouncing all on its own.
Immediately Send the portal was on the ceiling into the ground below me.
[4]
You get the portal into place at the last instant. You slam into the 4 feet of water and straight down it into the portal. You come bobbing up through the other portal, winded and sore but alive.
Do we have an up to date map? Regardless, send the ceiling fans to attack the nearest person. In case of a tie, attack to the right.
[5] You see egan staring at you and take that as your cue to duck. This turns out to be an extremely fortuitous decision as the area where your head used to be, not to mention the concrete wall behind it, suddenly becomes white hot plasma as Egan's laser blast tears through above you. Everything smells like ozone and burning hair, you've got a bad sunburn and the water around you is now a nice luke warm, but you remain alive.
I'm gonna assume that rather than attacking the nearest person, you want to attack the man who just tried to vaporize your face...and head and neck and upper body.
[4] You order your fans to attack and they go hissing off across the quickly filling room, blades clipping tiny waves and throwing mist as they scream off towards their target like sentient ninja stars.
[3]
They streak past in a flash of chrome and blood sprays in their wake. Egan's lost his entire left arm below the elbow and has a bone deep gash on his shoulder, not to mention his right cheek as been split open and he's bleeding badly from a cut just above his right hip.
Continue running away from everyone if the water is not melting my feet then walk through it otherwise avoid it, possibly begin climbing that christmas tree and hiding inside
You run over to the Christmas tree and attempt to climb up it. Unfortunately it's only 9 feet tall so it's not very sturdy and you just fall out of it again.
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