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[TheBiggerFish]

I like how Alanis has high DEX and she's just moving signle squares...

[PrivateNomad]

I like how Alanis has high DEX and she's just moving signle squares...

Efficient movement, yo. Also mainly reflexes, since there isn't much time between the blasters aiming and firing a giant beam.

[PrivateNomad]

"I-I feel different! Should I stick with tha' blue goggles, or would red goggles suit me better?"

[Dustan Hache]

"Use the red goggles. They'd go with your outfit."

[kj1225]

They'd what his outfit?

[PrivateNomad]

"Ah, thank ye'! Much better... Nomad's recoloring skills are unparalleled!"

[Dustan Hache]

"Ah, thank ye'! Much better... Nomad's recoloring skills are unparalleled!"

"looks like his goggles were not the only thing he recolored, sir. the device on your back changed, too."

[PrivateNomad]

"Yeah, matchin' color scheme and all that."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

The same way sentient rocks from space that are all gay and make whatever body they choose from hard light: because.
Either suspend your disbelief or shut up, because nobody cares.

Oh, I'm sorry, I must've missed the memo that said I gave a shit that nobody else did.

'Sides, I would've been fine with 'because'. But that's not what Sanure said at all, is it? Or Periw or whatever.
Instead, they go with 'oh my body is made of hard light, didn't you read the Tropes page?' As though there's a perfectly sensible reason that would make me weep at it's magnificence there, and that's when I got a bit narked off.

[Adragis]

"What's this?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

sweet fluids

[Adragis]

"Ahn~"

[Sl4cker]

suddenly, dropkicks

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Ahn~"

no

[Adragis]

"Nyaa~!"