Respawn as a fire man driving a fire truck and use Flame Thrower.
[1] You accidentally turn a flamethrower on yourself, resulting in horrible burns.
uh
um
Use hat powers to suck out his brain.
[3] You open some minor head wounds before you get thrown off.
pewpewpewpew
[2] Your shots miss.
So I don't even get a roll for mind control? Bah.
Become The Most Holy Paladin.
[6] You are now an extremely holy paladin, to the point that nearby non-holy matter dissolves near you.
Use my powerful wind magic to give myself [Airincarnation] which causes me to revive as a wind lord which has [flying][wind7][hurricane2][blizzard2][thunderstorm2][whirlwind][tornado][massflight][lesserdualcast](which allows you to cast two spells if one of them is half the others level)
[5] You will get a close approximation to those abilities upon death, assuming nothing blocks your revival. You die later in the turn and revive with those abilities.
Go and stab Biggerfish again after he respawns, since I did not get a corpse off him, and only wounded him.
[5] You stab them to death. TheBiggerFish revives.
Oh, so that's how you want to play it?
FIREBALL HIM, INSTEAD.
[5] You incinerate Dustan. Dustan Hache revives.
Evolve now with the power obtained from killing the wyrms.
[6] You become a jellyfish water elemental the size of a very large lake. This crushes most players, and injures the Red Mage Avatar. Andres: respawn?
Apply a [Armor Break Affinity] to myself, which will cause me to destroy the armor of any armored enemy I hit.
[6] Done, mostly. You get the feeling that coming into contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis would be a Very Bad Idea, assuming some degree of self-preservation.
HADOKEN RED MAGE'S FACE OFF!
... If I do not have access to Hadoken powers, then simply fill him with knives and daggers.
((Yeah dude, I watched 8-bit theatre too.))
[6] You blast the Red Mage Avatar through a good chunk of the crater's edge.
Respawn then find a sword and start swinging wildly at the mage
[5] You cause several major wounds.
Assault Boss with pure holy energy by Doublecasting Holy Lance!
[5] You destroy one of their lungs.
Hmm . . .
>Use wristwatch to scan boss for explanation of abilities.
>Upgrade wristwatch to gain another +1 for next roll.
The abilities have mouseover text. [1
+1] You don't gain any bonus.
Begin pummeling the boss with antimagic rays from my mech.
[2] The Red Mage Avatar deflects the rays into the Ablative Invincibility Aegis. They have no effect.
Destroy Whisperling's mech.
[2] You miss.
Dualcast Cure7 targeting myself and Ice7.
You heal all of your wounds and [6] freeze yourself to the ground in the process of freezing everything in your general area.
Battlefield state
A massive crater filled with metal and covered in frost. It is surrounded by flooded terrain that has been flash-frozen.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 4/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
[
Poisonous Blows]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
State
Unharmed.
Red Mage Avatar
[
Holy]
[
Cure7]
[
Ice7]
[
Meteor]
[
Dualcast]
State
Unharmed.
Frozen to the ground.
Deathcount: 56
Coolrune206
Has an autorevive.
TheBiggerFish
Nidilap
AoshimaMichio
A paladin.
Has destructively holy aura.
Paphi
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed, but possessor is inactive and cannot control body.
Has bruised stomach.
Many broken bones.
Has 2 autorevives.
Nunzillor
Arcvasti
Elephant Parade
The Red Mage Avatars' hat.
Not on their head.
Has 2 autorevives.
Empiricist
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Extremely durable.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
Upon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
Makes wielder more vulnerable to mind control.
Breaks almost any armour he comes into contact with.
Will [REDACTED] upon contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis.
Has 2 autorevives.
Dustan Hache
spazyak
Beirus
A colossal jellyfish made of water.
Has resurrective immortality.
Has extremely potent venom.
Wielding Megggas.
crazyabe
Majorly burned.
Whisperling
Has a mech.
Has 2 autorevives.
Lermfish
Has an autorevive.
Andres
Dead.
fillipk
Has 2 autorevives.
Can fly.
Has weather control.
Has advanced wind control.
Can give flight to a group of people.
Can cast two spells with one action if one is much weaker than the other.
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