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TheBiggerFish

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2015, 02:06:07 pm »

Produce key.  Open lock.
Failing that, get a safe distance away and throw a fireball at the tree.
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AkumaKasai

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2015, 08:45:59 pm »

((Mind elaborating on what assets are/do?))
Eat the remains of the berserker.
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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2015, 09:53:05 pm »

((Mind elaborating on what assets are/do?))
Eat the remains of the berserker.
An "asset" is just an object. The clarity department is going to pay for this mess-up!
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AkumaKasai

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2015, 10:41:45 pm »

((How many AP might heavy bear-armor cost?))
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Tomasque

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2015, 11:37:14 pm »

I am a Communist Spy. I can lie like a (Soviet-Approved) rug. I have a capitalist hostage.
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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #35 on: November 16, 2015, 02:34:54 am »

Enthrall and reanimate the skeletal remains of the berserker once the bear is done with them.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2015, 11:04:27 pm »

Produce key.  Open lock.

You don't have any AP!

Failing that, get a safe distance away and throw a fireball at the tree.



[8] Okay. That sure was a waste of time!
(But not SP, since fireballs cost 0 SP for you. How convenient!)

Eat the remains of the berserker.

You move to the next screen.



[9] That's pretty gross. Seriously, you don't even get an image; it's too gross. It's a bear-y thing to do, though, so we are forced to award you 1 AP.

Enthrall and reanimate the skeletal remains of the berserker once the bear is done with them.
[5+1]



Success! You animate a Sturdy Skeleton.
You also gain 1 AP!





The bear and the necromancer are standing outside the Cave of Forgotten Assets.



The pyromaniac is standing in the War-Torn Field. He's also standing uncomfortably close to a burning tree.

Perhaps he should move; to the right, maybe?

"Hello? Is anyone going to help me up? I really do have no legs!"

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((How many AP might heavy bear-armor cost?))
[9+3-2] = 10 AP

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TheBiggerFish

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2015, 11:08:31 pm »

Fine, help the guy up and take him with me to the next screen.
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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2015, 11:18:54 pm »

Give the Sturdy Skeleton the hand things he dropped in life. Spend AP on a Spellbook of Flesh Grafting and Other Dark Magicks and learn Wound Reanimation and Basic Flesh Grafting. May as well go the support route so I can reattach limbs if anyone loses them. Tell Sturdy Skeleton to fetch the legless soontobe corpse.
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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2015, 11:20:18 pm »

Spend AP on a Spellbook of Flesh Grafting and Other Dark Magicks and learn Wound Reanimation and Basic Flesh Grafting.
That sure sounds like something that costs more than 1 AP!
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AkumaKasai

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2015, 01:18:26 am »

Can you list some examples of what 1 or 2 AP could buy?
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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #41 on: November 17, 2015, 05:15:36 am »

Can you list some examples of what 1 or 2 AP could buy?
What he said.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #42 on: November 17, 2015, 11:01:59 am »

Can you list some examples of what 1 or 2 AP could buy?
What he said.
We have a wide variety of assets available for all budgets!

Why, with a mere 1 AP, you could buy:
  • A rock
  • A different type of rock
  • A slightly bigger rock
  • A slightly smaller rock
  • An upside-down rock

In ASSETQUEST 2015, you can always rock out, no matter what your budget is!
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Tomasque

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #43 on: November 18, 2015, 09:35:05 am »

 Why has no one been added to the game yet?
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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #44 on: November 21, 2015, 03:49:49 pm »

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