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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9345 on: December 14, 2018, 02:18:57 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9346 on: December 17, 2018, 11:42:25 am »

It appears that Theresa May is going to do the Brexit vote next month. It's the same plan that she just aborted a vote for. Not sure how she thinks that she'll get more votes (remember the snap election? heh) since if the US Congress is anything to go by, they'll stonewall until the last second.

Though I think they may have effectively gone past the deadline already since they'd need to get the vote through by the end of this month in order for the EU parliament to have time to vote on it. I suppose a vote in January would still be able to get through the EU parliament in time if they fast tracked it.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9347 on: December 17, 2018, 01:57:04 pm »

Or she wants to use that time schedule to garner votes.

Choose this deal you hate we have no time for another! The alternative is NoBrexit or FullBrexit!!! Bwahahahaha.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9348 on: December 17, 2018, 05:10:55 pm »

"WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO THINK. I JUST WASTED ALL OF OUR TIME!"

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9349 on: December 17, 2018, 05:17:56 pm »

She's on WR pace, my god, this is the run
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9350 on: December 17, 2018, 05:31:08 pm »

"WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO THINK. I JUST WASTED ALL OF OUR TIME!"
GOTTA BREXIT FAST
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9351 on: December 17, 2018, 07:49:48 pm »

JEZZA'S GONE AND DONE IT

He has a point, to be fair. She cancelled the vote, had a taxpayer-funded continental jaunt, and had the balls to table the same deal but vote on it a month later.

Edit: never mind, jumped the gun. Sad day :(
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9352 on: December 19, 2018, 08:36:48 am »

Jezza for Prezza!

I've said it before, but we are totally, ludicrously fucked, and, once again, it's not my fault.  I keep voting for not-shit things, and we keep getting shit things.  I have no voice so how am I to make myself heard, unless I choose to take "radical" action?

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9353 on: December 20, 2018, 08:21:32 am »

Celebrated journalist for Der Spiegel turns out to have completely fabricated many of their stories. This is just really fucking embarrassing for a publication of this level. Nobody thought to do any fact checking for any of these stories until now, apparently. The person who did start doing so had to fight the rest of the staff every step of the way to get anyone to even consider it. Just... yikes.

I mean, these sound like great stories, so I feel like the man should've just embarked on a career of writing fiction from the outset.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9354 on: December 20, 2018, 09:46:17 am »

...fake news?


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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9355 on: December 20, 2018, 11:45:06 am »

I thought Der Speigel was a bit The Onion-y in the first place, or maybe closer to that French magazine that I forget the name of atm.

Certainly doesn't help with the problems that people have with the media, which is similar on both sides of the pond as the British like to say.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9356 on: December 20, 2018, 07:09:23 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9357 on: December 21, 2018, 12:20:31 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9358 on: December 21, 2018, 12:47:49 pm »

And then some, since it's happening again.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9359 on: December 21, 2018, 03:19:43 pm »

It's almost as if someone is deliberately testing uk's infrastructure
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