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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2160 on: May 13, 2016, 09:18:57 am »

Just wondering out of curiosity whether it's mostly an American thing or it happens elsewhere, is it common for your politicians (especially those running for top office) to release their taxes before election?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2161 on: May 13, 2016, 12:12:17 pm »

Nope. Here in Sweden, because of the Publicity Principle, almost all state information is public, including taxes. So it's already available.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2162 on: May 13, 2016, 12:14:29 pm »

AFAIK a number of central/eastern European countries criminalise the whole nazi thing because nazi war crimes were kind of a big deal around there. Elsewhere the impact is less direct so there's not really any point in cracking down on it.

Scotland is far enough away that the only reason for the dude to be arrested is some moral busybodies getting offended.

Police Scotland have certainly got form for looking like Orwellian ratbags.

Police Scotland also took 3 days to investigate a fatal car crash. Either this is because they're entirely incompetent - in which case the tweeters have nothing to worry about - or the tweets take precedence.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2163 on: May 13, 2016, 09:08:31 pm »

Just wondering out of curiosity whether it's mostly an American thing or it happens elsewhere, is it common for your politicians (especially those running for top office) to release their taxes before election?
In NZ (which isn't Europe, but we're close to Australia, which is close enough) politicians don't release tax information because nobody cares.
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« Reply #2164 on: May 14, 2016, 06:11:49 pm »

Don't want to pollute the eurovision thread with too much politics.

It is funny how something as minor as some song contest can be a very major event for a small nation. Crimean Tatars needed it. Eurovision winner fame is short but it still results in media attention.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2165 on: May 15, 2016, 04:07:48 am »

Eurovision Song Contest 2016 - Recap of ALL Songs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATrI8ES0tRg
Rant on:
From all the song, only 3 or 4 fucking countries are not singing on fucking english. Fucking disappointed.
Rant off
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2166 on: May 15, 2016, 04:55:40 am »

What's wrong with English? It's lingua franca. The language of everyone.

E: Speaking of Eurovision:
Spoiler: Warning: polandball (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: May 15, 2016, 06:09:36 am by Orange Wizard »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2167 on: May 15, 2016, 05:00:01 am »

I'm always surprised of how many people actually neither speak nor understand English. In a first world country where it's part of the school curriculum.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2168 on: May 15, 2016, 08:04:23 am »

Refugees gonna cost Germany 100 gorillion shekels by 2020)


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« Reply #2169 on: May 15, 2016, 08:43:31 am »

Refugees gonna cost Germany 100 gorillion shekels by 2020)


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How do I always underestimate these things

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Officials based their estimates on 600,000 migrants arriving this year, 400,000 next year and 300,000 in each of the following years, the report said, adding that they expected 55 percent of recognized refugees to have a job after five years.
45 percent official (i.e. very optimistic) expected unemployment among recognized refugees

oh wow

also lol @ tide of refugees not decreasing to zero, even in official estimates. The gates of Elysium have been opened, and people now will eternally flock to the source of:
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The report said that 25.7 billion euros ($29.07 billion) would be needed for jobless payments, rent subsidies and other benefits for recognized asylum applicants by the end of 2020.
benefits

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Another 5.7 billion euros would be needed for language courses and 4.6 billion euros would be required for measures to help migrants get jobs, it added.
I see no indoctrination & forced patriotism courses in this budget

where are the indoctrination & forced patriotism courses

it's the only way to make immigration actually work, as evident by USA's being the only country which allowed massive immigration and didn't get fucked up as a result

there's a reason why they force children at school to sing USA's national anthem every single day
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2170 on: May 15, 2016, 09:29:01 am »

We give forced progresiv courses, the USA does too

Also implying that they are not hard working factory technicians is haram please chekc yourself

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2171 on: May 15, 2016, 10:24:05 am »

>implying the US isn't fucked up
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2172 on: May 15, 2016, 11:13:27 am »

>implying the US isn't fucked up
>trasmitting this message through a USA-developed global communcation network and on USA-developed computer technology

seems like someone is not appreciating the POWER OF USA enough

10 more forced patriotism indoctrination sessions for you!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2173 on: May 15, 2016, 03:31:24 pm »

there's a reason why they force children at school to sing USA's national anthem every single day
Pledge of Allegiance != National Anthem.  But yeah.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2174 on: May 15, 2016, 04:36:47 pm »

there's a reason why they force children at school to sing USA's national anthem every single day
Pledge of Allegiance != National Anthem.  But yeah.
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