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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1002110 times)

Sergarr

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4185 on: December 06, 2016, 09:13:01 am »

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wtf is wrong with Russian-Ukrainian border on that picture
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4186 on: December 06, 2016, 09:17:24 am »

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wtf is wrong with Russian-Ukrainian border on that picture
Well, clearly they've drained the Azov sea.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4187 on: December 06, 2016, 09:20:09 am »

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I think they used mspaint to fill in all the national borders in orange, mistakenly filling in the sea of azov

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4188 on: December 06, 2016, 11:00:57 am »

Europeans eagerly marching into slavery on another children's crusade

This is why I'm scared to share a continent with them, too many have zero survival instincts or self-preservation instincts whatsoever, acting quite unlike any organism I have in my knowledge

List of organisers: Poland, Poland, Poland, Poland, Germany Rightful Polish clay, Poland, Finl Poland, South Afr South Pole Land South Poland, Poland, Portuland.

DEUS VULT.

But yeah if anyone over here would be in their not so right mind to plan on taking their children there and social services got wind of it they'd remove guardianship from the parents and place them in foster care.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4189 on: December 06, 2016, 11:26:32 am »

Strange, the rest of their manifesto has disappeared, or rather, clicking the button to view the rest of it doesn't show more.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4190 on: December 06, 2016, 11:28:59 am »

If it was actually the Polish doing this they'd defeat everyone there and then go on to take Jerusalem. As long as they don't walk but ride there, and wear wings on their back.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4191 on: December 06, 2016, 11:34:12 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4192 on: December 06, 2016, 11:46:46 am »

Also, regarding:
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Wouldn't it be faster if they cut through Bulgaria? Saves them a couple hundred miles/kilometers maybe. I also realized this morning when I saw that, that they'll need passports, especially in the Balkan states. fakeedit: Or maybe they could go through Austria->Romania->Bulgaria->Greece to take advantage of the Shingen (the open border thing, I think I might be confusing the Japanese word for Bullet Train with the actual word)
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4193 on: December 06, 2016, 12:10:30 pm »

they will need passports regardless of Shengen. but really? passports? that what worries you?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4194 on: December 06, 2016, 12:13:45 pm »

Come on guys, it's a protest to draw attention. They know very well they won't be left beyond Turkey.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4195 on: December 06, 2016, 12:17:11 pm »

Their most effective protest would be achieved by ending in a mass grave. other than that, nobody would give a fuck except for humor purposes.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4196 on: December 06, 2016, 12:19:29 pm »

Also, regarding:
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Wouldn't it be faster if they cut through Bulgaria? Saves them a couple hundred miles/kilometers maybe. I also realized this morning when I saw that, that they'll need passports, especially in the Balkan states. fakeedit: Or maybe they could go through Austria->Romania->Bulgaria->Greece to take advantage of the Shingen (the open border thing, I think I might be confusing the Japanese word for Bullet Train with the actual word)
Or they could swim to Israel as crusaders tourists and then cross straight into Syria. For bonus points, that would led them straight into ISIS hands, ensuring their untimely horrible death and/or being ransomed for big league cash to further fuel the Caliphate's meat grinder in Mosul.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4197 on: December 06, 2016, 12:20:00 pm »

they will need passports regardless of Shengen. but really? passports? that what worries you?

Nah, it was just a thought I had.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4198 on: December 06, 2016, 02:04:41 pm »

Or they could swim to Israel as crusaders tourists and then cross straight into Syria. For bonus points, that would led them straight into ISIS hands, ensuring their untimely horrible death and/or being ransomed for big league cash to further fuel the Caliphate's meat grinder in Mosul.
Alternatively they could be a secret contingent of Al-Nusra or ISIS who intend to reinforce the jihadists, and the whole march is actually a clever stratagem disguised as natural selection pressures

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4199 on: December 06, 2016, 02:06:35 pm »

Or they could swim to Israel as crusaders tourists and then cross straight into Syria. For bonus points, that would led them straight into ISIS hands, ensuring their untimely horrible death and/or being ransomed for big league cash to further fuel the Caliphate's meat grinder in Mosul.
Alternatively they could be a secret contingent of Al-Nusra or ISIS who intend to reinforce the jihadists, and the whole march is actually a clever stratagem disguised as natural selection pressures
There's no humanitarian crisis if all the humans are dead I guess.
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