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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8220 on: July 04, 2018, 11:21:07 am »

There are also substantial recruitment from poor minorities. In the US that most often means African Americas and Hispanics. I think generally minorities have high representation. You might see similar things in EU armies.

The interesting thing is that in the UK, racial minorities are under-represented compared to the general population, to the extent that they want to boost attractiveness of service to minorities in order to reach diversity quotas.

 The reasons that America veers the other way could relate to the history - there was no black slavery era in England anything like that in the USA, and the UK has much more of a safety net for the poor compared to America. USA has a fairly large pool of poor minority and immigrant labor who've traditionally done the shittiest jobs, so sending them off to war would be a predictable outcome of that. If anyone fits that role in English history, it's Scots and Irish, not blacks.

FIFY since it's not just blacks.

Anyways, a century ago Britain would have had their colonial units which would inflate the number of minorities more. Though yeah, pre-colonial era, it'd have been the British poor, Irish, Welsh, and Scots.
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« Reply #8221 on: July 04, 2018, 01:09:07 pm »

So, what does that mean exactly for Brexit?

Doesn’t mean nuffin’, just another example of how much lying the Leave side had to do to get their way.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8222 on: July 04, 2018, 03:53:30 pm »

I mean that you constantly repeat various things that tend to be basically right wing scaremongering.
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The main problem I would have with an EU wide centrally controlled army is that armies tend to have better recruitment among certain demographics, and those demographics vary by region. Somewhere is going to bleed more just because it's people view military service as more desirable than somewhere else does and that's going to lead to resentment down the line.
You can always assess what factors incentivize those certain demographics though and adjust accordingly

The interesting thing is that in the UK, racial minorities are under-represented compared to the general population, to the extent that they want to boost attractiveness of service to minorities in order to reach diversity quotas.

The reasons that America veers the other way could relate to the history - there was no black slavery era in England anything like that in the USA, and the UK has much more of a safety net for the poor compared to America. USA has a fairly large pool of poor black labor who've traditionally done the shittiest jobs, so sending them off to war would be a predictable outcome of that. If anyone fits that role in English history, it's Scots and Irish, not blacks.
If anyone fits that role in English history, it's English, but that's not the full picture either.

For starters what qualifies as a shitty job in Britain changes over history, perfect example being the Royal Marines. Time ago, the Royal Marines were seen as an ok service equally as gruelling as the rest, but it was seen as a dead end-job with almost no chance of progressing beyond a certain point. Couldn't be more different from the prestige the RM has today, where it's seen as one of the best in the world until the government cuts their operational budget.

The other thing to consider is that in British history, there was no conscription until the world wars, which resulted in the British Army and Royal Navy having different recruitment patterns from say France or America. For the army, the majority of recruits would've come from poor young Englishmen (this is around the time when the UK's agricultural revolution causes a severely drastic baby boom), while the officers would've come from the upper class until significant reforms in the late 19th century. The Royal Navy was particularly odd, because they couldn't conscript landsmen, so had to either get skilled sailors from recruitment or press-ganging, which leads to the rather odd case in history wherein one country's armed forces were conscripting another country's men. Good example would be Nelson's flagship at Trafalgar, which was crewed by 441 English, 145 Irish, Scots & Welsh, 6 folk from the smaller British islands, 21 Americans, 36 Europeans, 9 West-Indians, 2 Indians, 1 Brazilian & 1 West African - in the early 19th century.

One of the chief recruitment strategies to build up the Army & Navy was the cultural aspect, in particular the notion of pride; loadsa young men enlisting out of pride to win glory by valour, especially after aristocratic traditions are fielded out in favour of meritocratic ones. Yet to this day there's still a lot of talk about how the UK's volunteer army fucked the UK up considerably in the long run, because the moment modern warfare is invented, it meant the UK lost its bravest and most dutiful men in the trenches for nothing.

But that's still not the full story either, because that's just the UK. There's a funny historical cartoon from WWII after the French surrendered and the UK was facing Germany, Italy & Japan alone, and it features two Tommies standing on the shore of the channel. One goes "guess we're on our own," while the other goes "yeah it's just you, me and 1.5 billion of us." Wherever the British Empire went it recruited from the locals, and even recruited from the locals who weren't part of the Empire; millions of soldiers, sailors & support staff came from the Americas, Caribbean, West, South & East Africa, Arabia, India, Malaysia and China. For the most part in the Army, they worked in their own national regiments, and stopped working for the UK after their home nations got independence. Instances of ethnic minorities integrated within the Royal Navy is common throughout UK history, but like the Colonial Army units there were racial barriers to promotion & gallantry awards that took two world wars to knock down, which all explains the disconnect between the historical and contemporary forces & diversity.

Currently in the UK the Armed Forces have high prestige, however there is a major barrier in that the Army in particular is looked down upon as unintellectual (which is a major issue for a professional Western fighting force), and is also not that comparable compared to say the USA - because the USA has to continually cycle through a million men whereas the UK maintains a much smaller army of tens of thousands of men. The volume of men needed means the recruitment pressures the USA and UK will face will be different, and as such the UK doesn't really have the issue of a stratified army caused by force of circumstance (although I have heard that the Armed Forces experience a lot of mental health cases caused by people enlisting in order to escape personal circumstances). The problems are altogether more to do with retention - recruiting in the UK is difficult, but keeping volunteers in the force is something else. I've heard harrowing shit about 50% of Naval Officers leaving for the private sector once their mandatory period of service was up, or of the Army losing tens of thousands of men to quitting, disciplinary or medical discharge in a year. Bless them for trying, but good luck trying to appeal to people who have no roots in the pot when you can't even convince the people you have to stay :/

Doesn’t mean nuffin’, just another example of how much lying the Leave side had to do to get their way.
I'm not bothered since the Remain side had David Cameron and Osborne using taxpayer money to outspend their own legal limits. They're getting tagged for a potential £600k overspend while Cameron spent £9,000,000 on just two days of campaigning, which is more than Leave was allowed for the entire year and a half of campaigning. Right cheeky

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8223 on: July 04, 2018, 04:13:14 pm »

When did they do this?
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« Reply #8225 on: July 04, 2018, 04:32:38 pm »

Don't know why the agency isn't calling out the Remain side for the same sort of stuff as it sounds like there was bullshit on both sides. Politics I suppose.
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« Reply #8226 on: July 04, 2018, 04:51:22 pm »

Don't know why the agency isn't calling out the Remain side for the same sort of stuff as it sounds like there was bullshit on both sides. Politics I suppose.

Well, the Remain thing was really fishy, but technically legal.
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« Reply #8227 on: July 04, 2018, 05:02:20 pm »

It was probably ‘cause it was “officially” a government information campaign, despite the title quite clearly stating the government’s position as being “pls stay”.
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« Reply #8228 on: July 04, 2018, 05:09:26 pm »

There's a new twist in the whole Novichok agent on the ex-spy back in March. A couple somehow came into contact with the agent, but authorities haven't figured out yet if it's the same batch. I've also heard something about the house that they were in, was newly rented or something, but that hasn't been confirmed yet seemingly. Not much information right now.
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« Reply #8230 on: July 05, 2018, 10:19:24 am »

Shoulda added 'electric boogaloo' in there, for you know what reasons.

Wasn't Corbyn a remainer though? Bit surprised they tried to help him since it doesn't really help Russia since Russia would rather Britain exit the EU than remain. Other than Corbyn being left wing or just a desire to inject chaos, it's not clear to me what their general aim would have been.

In any case, it just shows that they'll try to in 2018 and they'll DEFINETLY do it in 2020.
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« Reply #8231 on: July 05, 2018, 10:21:16 am »

Shoulda added 'electric boogaloo' in there, for you know what reasons.

Wasn't Corbyn a remainer though? Bit surprised they tried to help him since it doesn't really help Russia since Russia would rather Britain exit the EU than remain. Other than Corbyn being left wing or just a desire to inject chaos, it's not clear to me what their general aim would have been.

Corbyn was a lukewarm remainer, and had some Eurosceptic position in the past. He does have a strong anti-imperialism streak of the "Anyone against the US is good" type.
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« Reply #8232 on: July 05, 2018, 11:39:11 am »

For what I've reading Corbyn is ambiguously pro brexit
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« Reply #8233 on: July 05, 2018, 11:49:38 am »

(this is where I repeat my assertion that one of the easiest way to tell how far a European social democrat/labour politician has been corrupted by neo-liberalism is how much in favour of the EU they are)
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« Reply #8234 on: July 05, 2018, 11:58:11 am »

Shoulda added 'electric boogaloo' in there, for you know what reasons.

Wasn't Corbyn a remainer though? Bit surprised they tried to help him since it doesn't really help Russia since Russia would rather Britain exit the EU than remain. Other than Corbyn being left wing or just a desire to inject chaos, it's not clear to me what their general aim would have been.

In any case, it just shows that they'll try to in 2018 and they'll DEFINETLY do it in 2020.
Corbyn was a tactical Remainer, in the sense that he despised the EU as a Thatcherite neoliberal Imperial project of European world supremacy, but believed the institutional structure was useful as UK socialists could work with their partners in Europe to coordinate European socialism for the whole continent. Hence why he didn't give a/f when vote leave won, since he could still work with European socialists, while he didn't need to be in the EU to make the USSK. Russia likes him because he's also NATO-sceptic and wants to defund the British military, greatly reducing Russia's external security threats in Europe. This is made all the worse after an anonymous British general was reported by the press as saying he'd deal with Corbyn if he became Prime Minister, to which Corbyn wanted to know which general basically threatened a coup. The Ministry of Defence replied rather wryly that they didn't know who said it, and are 100% covering for the general. This makes Corbyn the go-to guy for Russia to support, even if Corbyn is rather ambivalent about his popularity in Moscow.

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